Am I... the weird one?

My name is Tanya Lollyrock. Weird name... Isn't it? So... My mom is a wh**e. I know it's my mum, but what I saw that day I wanted to leave as soon as possible. I even dyed my hair so I wouldn't look like my mother. When I got to Tokyo, I was embarrassed for my life. I looked terrible. I looked like a beggar. Oh, sorry I went too far. So... I decided to go to veterinary college and I am here...looking like a orphan... I hope I could fit som-

*Bumps*

Person: Sorry! 

Tanya: It's nothing. 

Person: You look weird. Anyways, my name is Milo Adashino. What about you? 

Tanya: Whaaat!? I am not...that weird... Am I? 

Milo: Yup! Yes you are!

Tanya: WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU!? 

Milo: So annoying. See Ya! 

Tanya: B-but... Wait! You got a...something coming from your nose... Yuck

Tanya: All the paperwork is done. I have to give these papers to my father... I am not going to him right now because I need money or something... heh... 

*Bumps*

Milo and Tanya: Huh!? You again? Hey... That's my line! 

Milo: This is so cringe! Guilty! 

Tanya: Are you done roasting me for today? 

Milo: No. 

Tanya: Huh!? 

Milo: Kidding... Anyways, You are so rude... You didn't even tell me your name. 

Tanya: You didn't even let me to! 

Milo: Women... They always blames men. 

Tanya: T-tanya... Tanya Lollyrock. 

Milo: What!? HAHAHAHAHA. Not only that you are weird, even your name is weird. HAHAHAHAHA. 

*Slap*

Milo:What is wro-

Tanya: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU NOSE LEAKING ASSHOLE! 

Milo: What a tigre you are... 

Tanya: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 

Milo:Let's go on date! 

Tanya:W-what w-what w-what? WHAAAAAAAAT?