daren jr??? tf

tatsuya:*singing*よふかしのうた
照らしてって moonlight
目を奪ってブルーライト*singing* (he is japanese)

tatsuya: *stops singing*

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i stop in front of a vending machine today is the day bro

i alrdy get isekaid so tht means im p much set bro i know the supernatural is real

i beent hinking. this bitch erica missing all time, marie alway ignore me or treat me like 💩 man.....

i cant be fucked anymore uk its time to bvroaden my horizons. good thing i kept my cellfone when i isekai here.

there thisnew manga i reading with hot vampire gril. she show up when the mc (like me) try buy some beertr at the vending machien at night so im p sure it will happen to me too.

tatsuya: *puts coin in vending machine*

wait.....

there is no aclohol here??? wtf bro. ig ill settle for jucie or smth

tatsuya: *sigh* another day with no vampussy... what is life man

i crack open the cold one and fastly walk away under the evening light. its pretty chill actualyl the call of the night

the cold evening breeze is so enjoyable ahhhh... i feel like i could walk under thsi sky forever. its not evne completley night yet but eh it's ok

SUDDENLY

tatsuya: *frowns* what the fuck?

daren chong is sitting on a bnech. his back is to me nd i am a master of stealth (black belt in ninja school btw) so he dont hear me but like... he has a KNIFE on his ass?

bro wtf starfish have 5 arms why is he trying to make his chocolate starfish have SIX???

he is insane man. maybe i should warn him this time since i am SO good person

BUT THEN I SEE HOT BIG BOOBIE GIRL APPROACH HIM???

HELL NAW I GET NO VAMPUSSY BUT HE GET BIG TITTY WOMAN? TF IS THIS BULLSHIT