Chapter 8:

#04.5: Sick Adventures

AirWise


Meanwhile back in school, Ella is continuously checking every move of the newly accepted teacher, from the moment Vulong entered the school and after he goes home, everything is documented, from every material that Vulong owned to his ways of speeches, everything is noted. One afternoon, while checking her daily schedule, she noticed that Vulong was not in the Faculty room, the cafeteria, or his usual place in the garden, so she inspect every room as it gets to her nerves about his whereabouts. And she arrived at the final room, the Headmaster's room, at the top of the school, and when she entered, she saw Vulong standing in front of Hakarage sensei's table, so she sneak behind him

Ella: ( tap Vulong's shoulder ) what are you doing here Vulong sensei?

Vulong: ( look at her then look back to the person below the table )

Ella: ( looks to what was he looking at ) what are you doing there Hakarage sensei?!

Hakarage sensei is actually cooking a Danish chicken dish called Hønsekødssuppe, and Vulong is teaching him to do the dish

Hakarage sensei: ( while doing a yoga post called "Shavasana" ) oh, there you are, Daughter-in-law, want to join us?!

Ella: what are you doing Hakarage sensei, what if the students or other teachers saw you doing that, what are they gonna say?!

Hakarage sensei: chill out kid, it's just a chicken ( stirs the pot while having problems with his pose )

Ella: ( helps out Hakarage sensei to sit back in his chair as his back suddenly cracked ) here you go, please watch the things that you are doing, others might see it in a negative way

Vulong: despite his age, my massive respect for Hakarage sensei, he doesn't lose any touch with his way of life

Ella: ( looks tenaciously to Vulong ) really, I hope you do

Hakarage sensei: ( throws a lot of fried spam, hotdog, and other oily fried stuff to the dish ) Garnish!

Ella: Hakarage sensei, stop it, too much oil is bad for you!!!

And Ella continues her disciplinary actions toward her father-in-law.


Meanwhile, back in the Ran residence, Genesis and his schoolmates were surprised to witness the condition of their apartment, used clothes were clattered around, utensils were not washed, and the floor and the windows are really dusty

Amiya: why the heck are you also surprised, this is supposed to be your home?!

Genesis: ( whistles to avoid confrontation with Amiya )

Mann, Ren & Kim: ( walks around the apartment, and they ended in the living area )

Back in the lab, at the workstation of Joseph and Maria, their crew raised the highest alert, the "Purple Alert"

Crew: sir and ma'am, we have a problem!

Joseph & Maria: ( immediately runs toward the main hall with the other crews and they look at the large screen )

Crew: we have uninvited guests! The colleagues of your son sir and ma'am, what are we gonna do?!

Joseph: calm down, our child said earlier that he can handle himself, and we put our trust in him

Maria: yeah, he can deal with the things there, having friends to visit you when you are sick is normal right?

Crew: yes sir and ma'am, but your apartment is not that normal as it looks

When Joseph and Maria decided to build their Headquarters, their 1st goal is it must not to be a sore eye to the public or let alone the government as they want to be as Anonymous as they can, so they decided to make the building a rent apartment kinda thing. But to take further precautions, they install safety locks, cameras, hinges, and other stuff to secure their place, but now it's about to be jeopardized by their son's current situation 

Joseph: let's watch now calmly and act rationally, ok?

Maria: easy now, easy now...

And everybody in the lab is sweating their hands.


While looking around, the large tv in the living area catch his attention, Mann then look for the remote then he turn the tv on, but the others were looking at the table as Genesis didn't eat the meal that his parents left him. On the other hand, every person in the lab was frozen, as the tv is their main camera in the living area, and Mann happened to tap channel 999, which Joseph & Maria used to tap whenever they want to take a look at what's happening in the lab, and now they are one look away from getting exposed, luckily for them, Mann has a reflex of changing channels every time the channels that he inputs don't sound any, and with that, every personnel in the lab released a deep breath of relief. 

Genesis then started his plots to make his classmates to clean their house without telling them to clean their house

Genesis: ( clears his throat ) Romans, countrymen, and lovers! hear me for my cause, and be silent, that you may hear: believe me for mine honour, and have respect to mine honour, that you may believe: censure me in your wisdom, and awake your senses, that you may the better judge!

Mann, Ren & Kim started clapping to his speech, then he proceeds 

Genesis: as you can see, our world is in grave danger ( he means that his house is really dirty ) heroes from different worlds, I seek your help to accomplish one huge task, to deal with danger, and calamity and end the raging war between good and evil, we the heroes shall put all our efforts to eliminate the great evil, so who's with me!!!

And Mann, Ren & Kim answer his call, whilst when Mimi was about to raise her hand, Amiya and Yami stopped her as they sense that something is amiss, something is not correct about the situation, but either way, Genesis gave his orders, all the girls will be handling the line of supply and armaments which he means the dishes and the dirty linens and clothes whilst the boys will engage with the monsters in the dungeons called rooms.

Genesis: a dinosaur-type monster, let's attack all at once! ( he meant to turn the bed and change the bed sheet)

Mann: captain! We need to march now to engage with the orcs and slimy evils that lurk around

Kim: we might not survive but I trust that you will bring my will to my family when I'm gone

Ren: this might be the end, but heroes shall act the way they should act, and we must end the great evil there

Genesis: then heroes, let's go!!! ( by marching to meet the orcs and slimy evil, they meant to clean the windows by wiping them and mopping the floor by mopping it, and after that ) now let's go and meet the master of evil in the darkest dungeon, called Marum!

Mann: you don't mean, that?!

Kim: but that's crazy! We miraculously survived the bloodbath here, I'm not sure about the danger that we might encounter their captain!

Ren: This is suicidal, but we're with you captain!

Genesis: good lads! if it's an ending that we might see there, then at least I died with the greatest heroes that I've ever bled with, now brothers! To Marum ( which he meant his very dirty room )


Meanwhile in the kitchen

Yami: does any of you know how to cook? (turns around to Amiya and Mimi)

Amiya & Mimi: (shakes their head to say no)

Yami: well, it just happened that I do, so even though we should do the tasks in one motion to accomplish them quickly, now we need to divide and work on other stuff, are you fine with that?

Amiya and Mimi: (both respond with ok)

Amiya and Mimi then deal with washing the linens and clothing.


While waiting for the food to be cooked, Yami throw her gaze to other things in the apartment and look around, then a very old painting catch her attention, and she noticed the small dust in the corner of the painting, and when she smell it, it causes some irritation that makes her sneeze and that made all the staff in lab 66 in full panic mode.


As a final precaution, Joseph creates a remote for their last escape route, and that remote is the old painting. Whenever someone blows the painting, especially in the mouth part, the remote automatically activates its purpose, to unhinge some of the hinges of other rooms in the building, making the other rooms seems to move of their own accord but in reality, it was the remote that make them move. And the other rooms started moving, first is Mr. Origashi's room and his neighbor's room. While in his cr trying to poop, his cr suddenly moves and rotates, and for the next 10 seconds of his life, for the 1st time in his life, he poops in front of a family trying to enjoy their early dinner, and when the father of the family tried to talk to him, his poop dropped in the bowl, and before he can even talk and explain, his cr rotate back to its original position back in his room, and the shock between the 2 parties is now forever embedded in their memories.

 The other rooms were also moving, like when a young female worker tried to take a bath when she opened the cr's door, she ended up in a room of a naked otaku, or when a mother tried to stack her groceries to the refrigerator, the groceries ended up to a trash bin or when the person that lives in the 1st floor who is afraid of heights ended up in the rooftop.

All the people in the lab started praying for Yami to stop blowing the painting, and their prayers were answered as Yami go back to her work and do the finishing touches to the foods that she was cooking.


Back in Marum or Genesis's room, the 4 heroes or Airheads we're combating or cleaning the dungeon or room

Mann: ahhh! Captain, this dragon, kill it!

Ren: Enough! If you are gonna die, then might as well we all die too!

Kim: my magic power is ready, we can still do it, guys!

Genesis: ( do some hand gestures ) I must do this sacrifice to end the greatest evil that is ravaging our lands!

Kim: Captain! You don't mean to do that!

Ren: don't do it, captain! Not that!

Mann: until our next life captain!

And they vanquished the greatest evil in the dungeon, by pouring its insides into another thing, which is the bottle of soda that Genesis used to pee whenever he feels lazy to go into the cr, they finally throw it into the toilet bowl.


As Yami we're about to call her classmates to have their dinner, she saw Amiya and Mimi splashing water on each other, they are enjoying the moment so she left them for a few more minutes as she was also a bit tired from cooking their dinner in the kitchen at the same time washing the dishes and also cleaning the living area and the kitchen.


After everyone finished their meal, even though they want to play some video games, as it was pretty late in the evening, Genesis's classmate's bid farewell and they all go home.


The next day, Mann told his classmates to have an adventure in his house, and yet, nobody answered his call.