Premature

"You nut to quick"(Genna talia)

"You'll never make me nut fast"(Sister Charles)

I was told this almost everyday by my girlfriend and peers. To the point I was ready to end it all.

My name is Seman and I'm the lowest ranked buster.

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I was depressed, brokenhearted, and rejected by society. I was sick of living this life so I made up my mind to end it all.

I walked to my bedroom and grabbed the largest Eggplant I could find. The height was around 12 inches and the width was 10 inches wide.

I proceed to shove it down my throat.

I feel myself beginning to choke and slowly start losing consciousness.

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Right before I pass out a screen pops up in front of me.

"NEW TECHNIQUE: GRAPEFRUIT TECHNIQUE."

This caused me to jerk back which pushed the Eggplant out of my throat.

I start gasping for air and when I regain my composure I click the screen out of curiosity.

Images began to pop up in my head which caused me to fall on the floor and put me in a daze.

A new screen pops up and a voice reads aloud.

"You have been selected to learn the Grapefruit technique, You have two years to perfect it or you will die." The voice says.

Shocked by this my mouth gets dry and words won't come out of my mouth.

The voice continues to speak.

"To start this training you will need to copy the moves in the images you were shown and run 10 miles up a mountain with a Eggplant in your mouth every single day." The voice says.

Bewildered by this I ask the voice.

"What is the point in this, what am I training for?"

The voice starts to answer.

"This training will help you become the strongest in the world and no person can resist your ability to make them nut."

Excited but nervous, I begin to ask.

"S-so no one will be able to make fun of me anymore?"

"When does this training even begin?"

The voice starts to raise its voice.

"You will become so powerful no one will ever be able to make fun of you again, how dare you ask such foolish questions!"

"This training will begin in three, two, one, NOW!"

Startled, I began to pick up my stuff and head to the door.

I begin to start thinking back on how everyone treated me and how I was rejected by society.

I took one last deep breath and ran out the door, heading to the mountains.

The training begins!