Chapter 6: Would you suck it for a billion?

Ren completely became flustered as her face turns beet red by Lucky’s vulgar question. She blurts out in embarrassment.

“WHA-WHAT!? THAT’S DIS-DISGUSTING?! NO ONE IS GOING TO ANS-“

“Yes! I would!” Dai shoots upstanding.

Ren choked on her saliva as the fast response caught her way off guard.

“Wait, in yen or dollars?” Dai seriously asks.

“Dollars” Lucky responds.

“Then my answer stays the same.” As Dai won’t waver from his conviction.

Ren began to feel annoyed by Dai’s stupid answer.

“WHAT THE HECK DAI!? YOU CAN’T BE- ”

“ I’m super serious” Dai gave a quick, stern response which he looks severely sincere.

“You… your really telling the truth.” Ren became dumbstruck.

“ I would also suck d**k for a billion too!” Yoko shouts out.

“Well, duh? You’re a girl, that’s like winning the lottery for you. And I think I would do it too.” Genkei comments.

“ Bu-but your guys! You would do that, just for money!?” Ren became overly confused.

“REN, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A FUCKING BILLION IS!?” Dai automatically grabs Ren by the shoulders as he barks at her ears.

Ren began to tremble in fear as the intensity from Dai makes her feel uncomfortable.

“Ye-yeah I do, but-“

“I CAN FUCKING BUY YOU, YOUR MOM, AND YOUR DAD TEN HOUSES... SCREW THAT, MAKE THAT HUNDRED HOUSES WHICH EACH HOUSE RATHER THAN WATER COMING FROM YOUR TAPS IT WOULD BE MILK AND HONEY!! WITH A BILLION I CAN QUIT UNIVERSITY AND NEVER HAVE TO WORK IN MY LIFE!! I COULD SIMPLY LIE AROUND IN MY BED AND BEAT MY MEAT FOR THE WHOLE DAY, COMFY!!! I WILL NEVER HAVE TO BE SCARED TO LOOK IN MY BANK ACCOUNT OR WORRY THIS MIGHT BE THE DAY WHEN MY CARD WILL DECLINE WHEN BUYING FOOD! I NEVER HAVE TO LIE AGAIN TO MY FRIENDS WHEN IT COMES TO SPLITTING THE BILL FOR A CAB, HECK I WILL COVER THE WHOLE COST OF IT, THERE AND BACK, AND EVEN TIP THE CAB, DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I’VE GOT A FRICKING BILLION!” Dai’s words aggressively hammer into Ren’s soul.

Ren is covered in sweat as the heat from Dai’s breath continuously slaps her cheeks.

“And all… I have to do… is suck d**k? I will even give it a goodnight kiss afterward,” Dai said.

“According to my calculations… Dai, you’ve just gone off the rails.” Junichiro became disgusted by that last comment by Dai.

“I take back what I said earlier, there’s no competition with Dai, he takes the medal.” Ren also became disgusted by the last comment.

“Suck d**k for a billion? Is it a boy or girl?” Kaito said.

Everyone just stared at Kaito.

“What about you, Nerdy!” Yoko shouts as she refers to Junichiro.

“Nerd-Nerdy?! I have you know that my name is Juni- “

“Just answer, Nerdy,” Genkei demands from him.

“My name is not Nerdy and according to myself, I feel like humans shouldn’t do everything for money. For instance, what about things like integrity and pride. You don’t wanna grow up and tell your kids that you're successful because you suck d**k. Don’t you think you would be happier if you earn a billion through your hard work? Then to sell yourself? It may not seem logical…” Nerdy speaks honestly about the question.

“Finally, someone that gets it.” Ren was relieved.

“But I’m a logical person, so I would do it without a second thought.” Nerdy completely does a 180.

Disclaimer: As I said earlier, this is fiction and all comedy. Please don’t take these characters seriously.

“What about you Lucky? I haven't heard anything from you since you asked the question.” Dai asks.

“Hell no.” Lucky quickly rejects the question.

“Ouch.” Dai became hurt.

“Why do you feel offended?” Ren became weirded out.

“Alright, let me switch it up. Would you do it for a million?” Lucky said.

Dai has his hand up.

Genkei has his hand up.

Nerdy has his hand up.

Kaito has his hand up.

Yoko has his hand up.

“Erm… I-I would do it bu-but… aren’t you guys scared?” Ren became embarrassed as she hold her face.

“Why would you be scared? If I was you I would do it for free.” Dai said.

Ren knocks Dai’s lights out as his face is buried into the table.

“ Next, would you do it for a 500k?” Lucky asks.

Dai has his hand up.

Genkei puts his hand down.

Nerdy has his hand down.

Kaito has he had up.

Ren has her hand down.

“Sorry, but I’m worth more than that amount.” Ren shows self-confidence.

“A million is fine but half of it is a problem? Women.” Dai mutters under his breath.

Again, Ren punches Dai’s lights out and the injuries on his face worsen.

“What about you, Yoko?” Lucky asks.

Yoko began to feel drowsy, as she is wobbling from one side to another.

“I-I don’t know… can you answer for me… Lucky.” As Yoko is beginning to feel sleepy.

“You can come to sit on my lap and sleep on me, Yoko?” Ren happily suggests.

“Awright… cheerio… everybody.” Yoko ends up falling asleep on Ren.

“Aww, she looks even cuter when she’s asleep.” Ren was immobilized by Yoko’s cuteness.

“ Next, would you do it for 100K?” Lucky asks.

Dai has his hand up.

Nerdy has his hand down.

Kaito has his hand up.

“You’d really do it for that much, Kaito?” Nerdy asks.

“Huh? How much?” Kaito replies.

“ For a 100K?” Nerdy responds.

“100K what’s that? I thought we were playing ‘Simon says. Am I the winner yet?” Kaito replies.

“Your really special, Kaito.” Dai mentions.

Everyone responds to Dai at the same time except for Yoko who’s asleep.

“ You have no right to talk.”

Dai is the last person standing as he answers all of Lucky’s questions which he wouldn’t back down. It felt like a fight-to-the-death showdown as neither fighter wanted to back down from this clash. This created an intense atmosphere in which everyone in the kitchen was anxious with sweat, not knowing when Dai will give up.

“Would you do it for 10K?” Lucky asks.

“I will do it with pride!” Dai responds with honor and total seriousness.

“Would you do it for 5K?” Lucky asks.

“That’s too easy!” Dai smirks like a badass character.

“What about… “ Lucky creates suspense.

This suspense got everyone in the room coming up with questions.

“What amount will he say next?” Genkei anxiously waits.

“ I’ve never seen Dai… looks so passionate.” Ren was shocked.

“According to my calculations, no one can be this down bad which suggests, Dai is an anomaly to the human race.”

“You guys disqualified me from ‘Simon says’ because I was winning right?” Kaito is in his little world.

“Would you do it for just 100 dollars?” Lucky asks.

“My… mouth… is… ready… to… be… open!” Dai breaks his sentence one by one while still being serious.

“Oh c’mon Dai! You’ve got to be pretending at this point?” Ren was concerned.

“ Student finance is tight,” Dai responds like a sage.

BEEP! BEEP! BOP! BEEP!

The sound of hitting the keyboard on a smartphone. Lucky is seen next to Nerdy as he’s watching what he’s typing on his phone.

“What are you guys doing?” Dai asks.

“We can make it happen,” Lucky said.

“Make what happen?” Dai replied confused.

“Were searching on the internet for anyone willing to give you 200 dollars for their d**k sucked by you,” Nerdy explained.

“Hey! Wait! Wait! No! Chill out, guys! That’s not funny!” Dai began to slowly shiver in fear.

“Were also being serious too,” Lucky said.

“You did this to yourself, Dai.” Ren nonchalantly said.

“ I’ve got 200 yen?” Kaito said out loud.

As they are all getting used to it by now. They all ignored Kaito.