The First Mission

Addison(Me): 1 year later

Yoriichi and Kagaya: -Calls a hashira meeting-

Hashira: -Bows- yes masters

Kagaya: Tanjiro Kamado and Giyu Tomioka please come forward

Tanjiro + Giyu: -Walks forward-

Yoriichi: We are sending you two on a mission

Tanjiro + Giyu: Yes masters

Kagaya: Your task is at …….

Tanjiro + Giyu: -Leave the spot they were told to go to

Addison(Me): 30 min later

???: -Gets a Phone Call-

-Answer’s Phone-

Muzan: “Are they on their way”

???: “Yes”

Muzan: “Ok thank you bye”

???: “Bye”

Muzan: Rengoku, Akaza, Sabito they are on their way get ready

The three demons: -Bows-

Yes master Muzan

-Leaves-

Addison: Another 30 min later

Tanjiro: We are here

Giyu: About time

Tanjiro: Shut up

Giyu: Of course “Your Majesty”

Tanjiro: Thank you, peasant

Giyu: Your welcome

-Bows-

Tanjiro & Giyu: -Laugh-

Tanjiro: Man you are funny I love that about you

Giyu: -Eyes widen-

Y-yo-you like me

Tanjiro: Of Course, you are my best friend

Giyu: B-be-bes-best F-fr-fri-fire-frien-friend

Tanjiro: Yep

Giyu: -Hugs Tanjiro tight-

Tanjiro: Ok a little too tight

Giyu: Sorry Tanjiro

-Smiling-

Tanjiro: It’s fine Tomioka-san

-Smiles back-

Giyu: Let's find that demon

Tanjiro: Alright let’s go

Addison(Me): 2 hours later

Giyu: I don’t think there are any demons here

Tanjiro: Ye-

-Smells a mighty demon-

-Starts to run towards the demons sent-

Giyu: TANJIRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WAIT FOR ME

-About to run after Tanjiro-

Sabito: (Oh no you don’t)

-Comes up behind Giyu and knocks him out-

Giyu: (Huh what was that)

-Blacks out-

Sabito: (I can’t wait to f*** him)

Addison(Me): Meanwhile with Tanjiro

Tanjiro: (Where are they)

COME OUT DEMON I KNOW YOU ARE HERE

Rengoku + Akaza: (He’s cute and smart)

Rengoku: -Jumps down in his human form

Tanjiro: There you are demon. I will kill you-

Akaza: -Knocks Tanjiro out-

Tanjiro: -Blacks out-

Rengoku: Good now let’s head back so we can turn him into a demon

Akaza: Ok cutie

Rengoku: -Blushes hard-

Whatever

Addison(Me): 1 hour later

Giyu: -Starts to wake up-

-Tries to talk but can’t-

Sabito: Shh it’s ok to love

Giyu: (I have heard that voice before)

(Wait)

(S-sabito, b-but h-he i-is d-dead)

-Starts to cry-

Sabito: There there -starts to untie Giyu-

Giyu: -Hugs Sabito tight-

I thought you were dead

-Says while crying-

Sabito: I’m here now that is all that matters

Giyu: -Kisses Sabito-

Sabito: -Shocked but kisses back-

Addison(Me): Meanwhile with Rengoku and Akaza a knocked out Tanjiro

Rengoku: -Smirks-

Just looking at him makes me horny

Akaza: If that is the case we can f*** right now

Rengoku: F*** Me Daddy

Akaza: As you wish