Demons Are Victorious

Addison(Me): With Shinobu, Douma, and Genya

Shinobu: Genya?

Genya: Hm?

Genya: -Breaks kiss-

Douma: You do know that it is quite rude to Interrupt someone?

Shinobu: I don’t give a fuck

Shinobu; I will kill both of you

Genya: Big words coming from someone weak

Shinobu: Why you

Shinobu: Insect breathing 4th form Dance of the Centipede: Hundred-Legged Zigzag: -runs at full speed in a zigzag pattern to generate enough momentum, creating a powerful single thrust and trying to inject poison into Genya and Douma

Douma & Genya: -Doges-

Douma & Genya: Our turn

Genya: Blood Demon Art Deadly Dragon: -A Dragon appears out of nowhere and attacks Shinobu ending up launching her into the wall-

Douma: Blood Demon Art:Cryokinesis: -Generates ice and frost from his flesh and blood and sends it towards Shinobu and slashes her chest-

Shinobu: Argh

Douma: -Uses his fan to cut Shinobu in half-

Douma: Here love

Douma: -Throws Genya half of her body

Genya: -Catches it-

Genya: Thxs love

Addison(Me): Also in my Au Shinobu does not have poison in her

Crow: Caw Caw Shinobu Kocho has died

Akako: (Fuck)

Iguro: (That's not good)

Sanemi: (Fuck, Shinobu)

Kanao: (M-master)

Kanao: -Starts to cry-

Inosuke: (Ms.Shinobu)

Inosuke: -Also starts to cry-

Kagaya: (FUCK)

Addison(Me): With Iguro, Nakime, and Mitsuri

Iguro: Cough cough

Mitsuri: Hm?

Mitsuri: -Breaks kiss-

Nakime: I WILL KILL YOU FOR INTERRUPTING US!!

Iguro: Try me

Iguro: Serpent Breathing Fifth Form: Slithering Serpent: curves his sword in multiple directions and tries to slice Nakime and Mitsuri

Nakime & Mitsuri: -Dogues-

Nakime: My turn

Nakime: -Strumes her biwa and Iguro goes flying into the air-

Mitsuri: Oh my turn

Mitsuri: -Jumps into the air and looks Iguro in his eyes-

Mitsuri: Blood Demon Art: Deadly Love

Iguro: -Eyes turn pink-

Iguro: At your service mistress

Mitsuri: Take your sword and cut yourself in half

Iguro: Yes mistress

Iguro: -Takes his sword and cuts himself in half-

Mitsuri: -Picks up Iguro’s body parts and walks to Nakime-

Mitsuri: Here love

Mitsuri: -Give Nakime one half of Iguro’s body-

Nakime: -Takes it and eats it-

Nakime: Thxs love

Mitsuri: -Eats-

Mitsuri: Anytime love

Crow: Caw caw Obanai Iguro has died

Sanemi: (FUCK)

Sanemi: -Starts to cry a little-

Akako: (I-iguro no)

Akako: -Starts to cry-

Inosuke & Kanao: (We need to end this)

Kagaya: (Fuck you Muzan)

Addison(Me): With Sanemi, Gyomei, and Kokushibo

Sanemi: Ah Basters

Gyomei: Huh?

Gyomei: -Breaks kiss-

Kokushibo: Hm?

Gyomei: Oh hi Sanemi

Sanemi: Enough I am going to avenge Iguro and Shinobu

Gyomei & Kokushibo: Ok if that is what you want

Sanemi: Wind Breathing Ninth Form: Idaten Typhoon: -Backflips into the air and while upside-down, unleashes a powerful gust of circular wind and tries to slash apart Kokushibo and Gyomei-

Kokushibo & Gyomei: -Dogues-

Kokushibo & Gyomei: Our turn

Gyomei: Blood Demon Art: Dragon Storm: -A giant dragon appears out of nowhere and traps Sanemi in its mouth-

Kokushibo: Blood Demon Art: Crescent Moon Blades:

-Creates and manipulates dozens of sharp blades shaped like traditional crescent moons from his flesh katana and slashes Sanemi in half-

Kokushibo & Gyomei: -Picks up half of Sanemi’s body and eats it-

Crow: Caw Caw Sanemi Shinazugawa has died

Akako: (W-what how are 3 of us going to kill Muzan and the rest)

Kanao: Inosuke?

Inosuke: Yes Kanao

Kanao: We need to kill Muzan as fast as possible

Inosuke: Ok

Kagaya: (All of the hashira are dropping like flies)

Addison(Me): With Kanao, Inosuke, Daki, Kanae, and Aoi

Kanao: Umm

Inosuke: Eww

Aoi: Huh?

Aoi: -Breaks kiss-

Daki & Kanae: Hmm?

Kanao & Inosuke: we will avenge master Shinobu, Iguro, and Sanemi

Daki: That is what they all say

Kanao: Inosuke?

Inosuke: Yes?

Kanao: You take care of Aoi and I will take Daki and Kanae

Inosuke: Are you sure

Kanao: Yes

Inosuke: Ok

Inosuke: Beast Breathing Eleventh Form: Sudden Throwing Strike: throws both of his blades in a spinning motion at Aoi

Aoi: -Dogues-

Aoi: My turn

Aoi: Blood Demon Art: Bloody Fire: -Suddenly fire that looks like blood comes towards Inosuke and burns him-

Aoi: -Stops fire-

Inosuke: -Drops dead-

Kanao: Flower Breathing Fifth Form: Peonies of Futility: -Unleashes a flurry of nine consecutive attacks that flow and weave in on themselves-

Kanae & Daki: -Douges-

Daki: my turn

Daki: -Uses her obi’s to trap Kanao-

Daki Oh look at your little friend

Kanao: What are you talking abo-

Kanao: -Eyes widen-

Kanao: INOSUKE

Aoi: -Eating Inosuke-

Kanao: -Crying-

Crow: Caw caw Hashibira Inosuke has died

Akako: (FUCK DON”T DIE KANAO)

Kagaya: (We only have Kanao and Akako left)

Daki: Aww you poor soul

Daki: -Laughs-

Kanae: Don’t worry you will join him soon

Kanae: Blood Demon Art: Deadly Flower: -Uses a sharp thorn to cut Kanao in half-

Kanae & Daki: -Eats Kanao-

Crow: Caw caw Kanao Tsuyuri has died

Akako: (FUCK I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT)

Kagaya: (We are not going to win we only got one hashira left)

Addison(Me): With Akako, Sabito, Rengoku, Akaza, and Hidden Giyu and Tanjiro

Akako: Where are the other two

Rengoku: What do you mean

Akako: I know that there are two more demons here

??? 1: Well well well

??? 2: You are so smart

Akako: Who are you guys

??? 1 & 2: -Eyes glow in the darkness-

Akako: There are two demon kings

??? 1 & 2: Indeed

??? 1: -Comes out of the shadow-

Akako: T-tanjiro

DK Tanjiro: Hello, Akako

??? 2: -Comes out of the shadows-

Akako: T-tomioka

DK Giyu: Hello, Akako

Crow: Caw caw it seems that Tanjiro Kamado and Giyu Tomioka are the new demon kings
Kagaya: W-what n-noooo

Kagaya: How could you do this Tanjiro and Tomioka

Tanjiro: -In Kagaya’s head-

Tanjiro: (Easy demon slayers killed my parents)

Kagaya: (W-what)

Kagaya: (Who killed them)

Tanjiro: (Akako Retsu)

Kagaya: (SHE DID WHAT)

Tanjiro: Hmmm

Tanjiro: Bye Akako

Tanjiro: -Kills her-

Tanjiro: Should we make our own uppermoon

Giyu: Sure

Tanjiro: Ok