Death

She came out of town to go visit her grandma but instead of bringing her food, she went into the woods to look for the best shrooms and weed plants While picking out the weeds and shrooms , her grandma called, askin her why it was taking so long : “ ay bitch why u taking so long” ,so she replied with a “ ayo calm down im tryin to pick out the best weed for u biii” so the grandma was like “aight bet” But little did they know , there was a big bad wolf watching the grandma while she was calling her granddaughter and as she hung up the phone , the wolf instantly barged into her house. the wolf said in a desperate tone : look fam the woods out here aint got no food, i havent eat in days fam The grandmother pitied the wolf and ask him to sit down while she prepares him food in the kitchen. At that moment, the little red riding hood unlocks the door and enters the house. Perplexed at the sighting of the wolf, she didn’t hesitate to pull out her 9 that was tucked under her shirt and fired 5 shots into the wolf . “ pop pop pop…” as bullets fly through the chamber . You see, the red riding hood never mistakes her opps, as she lives in the hood therefore always has her trusty 9mm right by her side.