Chapter 5: Helping my chuunibyou friend.

How do you help someone with eight-grade syndrome? I was thinking for a long time about this, but I couldn't think of anything. I need a plan. But what can I do to help? "Aaaaaaagh!" *Ruby walks into the room.*

Ruby: "Hey what's up?"
Fuyuhiro: "Nothing, just annoyed by something."
Ruby: "Okay."
She grabs her guitar and started playing.
Fuyuhiro: "Wait, is that a electric guitar?"
Ruby: "Yes, but don't tell anybody. Or else I will brutally murder you."
Fuyuhiro: "Okay."
She continued playing the guitar and I continued writing in my notebook. Then I asked...
Fuyuhiro: "It's been 15 minutes, where are the rest?"
Ruby: "They went outside for a meeting. You would've known this if you paid attention in the group chat."
Fuyuhiro: "Okay, where are they?"
Ruby: "Look in the chat."
They went out without asking me? I looked in my phone to check if they talked about this in the group chat. And, they did. Why do I do this to myself. I should check my chat's more often.
Fuyuhiro: "Ruby, I am going!"
Ruby: "Okay, don't die!"
Fuyuhiro: "What?"
Ruby: "What?"
Fuyuhiro: "Bye then."
Looks like she isn't coming. Sometimes I have a feeling that she is going to kill me. I never did anything bad, right. But I shouldn't think about that now. Now, I am going to the meeting. *Walks into the restaurant.* There they are.
Fuyuhiro: "Hey guys! Sorry I am lat-, what is going on."
Ayaka: "Take off you're damn hat!"
Miyuku: "I will never!"
Gojo: "Well, Miyuku is wearing a wizard hat, and we don't know why.
Miyuku: "Leave me alone!"
Fuyuhiro: "I might know why."
Gojo: "Really? Tell me."
Fuyuhiro: "No, it's Miyuku's secret.
Gojo: "Awn."
Ayaka: "Miyuku take that off, or I will rip it apart!"
Miyuku: "Please don't!"
Fuyuhiro: "Oi, Miyuku! Can we talk for a bit?"
Miyuku: "Oh yeah, sure. See you later guys!"
Fuyuhiro: "Bye guys!"
Ayaka and Gojo: "Bye!"
Gojo: "So, Ayaka now that we are alone here."
Ayaka: "I am not interested."
Gojo: "What!?"
Ayaka: "I never had a feeling for love. Not even for my family. If you want to go out wit me, you should find a purpoce for mr to like you."
Gojo: "Oh, okay."
Now, me and Miyuku is going back to the club to talk there. No wait. Ruby is there. Crap what now. I guess we will be going to my house.
Fuyuhiro: "Welcome to my home."
Miyuku: "Oh, yay. What are we doing here?"
Fuyuhiro: "The classroom is in use, so we can't use it."
Miyuku: "Okay, but what are we doing?"
Fuyuhiro: "We are going to watch 18+ stuff."
Miyuku: "Really?"
Fuyuhiro: "No, you frickn pervert!"
Miyuku: "Awn, but then what are we doing?."
Fuyuhiro: "We are going to fix your delusional problem."
Miyuku: "Really?"
Fuyuhiro: "Yes, now take off your wizard hat."
Miyuku: "Oh, yeah right. Should I?"
Fuyuhiro: "Yes."
Miyuku: "Okay! One more question."
Fuyuhiro: "Yes?"
Miyuku: "What's up with the bandages, red paint and knifes all over the place?"
Fuyuhiro: "Uhm... Halloween decoration, that I forgot to take off since last Halloween.
Miyuku: "Okay."
Thank God, he didn't suspect me. Now, where do we start?
Fuyuhiro: "Can you explain yourself?"
Miyuku: "I have 8th grade syndrome in high school."
Fuyuhiro: "Yeah, I know that part."
Miyuku: "I have 2 personalities."
Fuyuhiro: "Huh? What do you mean?"
Miyuku: "My first personality is normal like you see every day, but my second is delusional. And I cannot do anything about it."
Fuyuhiro: "Hmm, interesting."
Miyuku: "Any ideas?"
Fuyuhiro: "Actually, I do."
Miyuku: "Really? What will you do?"
Fuyuhiro: "I will brutally murder you."
Miyuku: "Excuse me?"
Fuyuhiro: "I am going to brutally murder your second personality in a delusional world."
Miyuku: "Oh, okay. But how?"
Fuyuhiro: "Don't worry about it, I will handle it."
He looked at me in a concerning way. But he trusted me with the plan. We went to the living room and started.
Fuyuhiro: "So we are going to have a fight in a grassland. Are you ready?"
Miyuku: "Show me all your power."
Fuyuhiro: "Confidence, I like it. Anyways... START!
Miyuku: "I summon 2 swords and go with an basic attack!"
Fuyuhiro: "I use an super strong shield to block, summon a gun and shoot you!"
Miyuku: "I dodge it! So we are also using modern day weapons, interesting. I take 2 AK47 and shoot you with infinite bullets!"
Fuyuhiro: "With the speed of sound, I take my laptop and hack your life system!"
Miyuku: "Damn, I am going to die. But I won't die this easily! I take a bandage on the ground and use it to heal myself."
Fuyuhiro: "You can't just... Never mind. I collect all of the energy around the world and use it to blast you away!"
Miyuku: "Okay you killed me."
Fuyuhiro: "YES, finally!"
Miyuku: "But that was only a warmup. It's time for phase 2!"
Fuyuhiro: "Phase 2?"
Miyuku: "Yes, and with this more power I collect all the possible guns in the whole world aim at you and shoot!"
Fuyuhiro: "That sure was a powerful attack. I summon 3 railguns, aim at you and fire!"
Miyuku: "I am at just 1hp. I need to heal. I use a bandage on the floor!"
Fuyuhiro: "Stop using my bandages! *Sign.* Let's end this. 10 nuclear bombs."
Miyuku: Excuse me WHA- *Imaginary explosion!* You got me there, but now it's time for phase 3!"
Fuyuhiro: "How much phases are there?!"
Miyuku: "3, but now it's time for my ultimate attack!"
Fuyuhiro: "Screw this, I am dragging the sun to us."
Miyuku: How will you do that without dying?
Fuyuhiro: "Gravitational pull."
Miyuku: "What? Nooo! Please spare me!"
Fuyuhiro: I made a promise to the real you to brutally murder you so... DIE!"
Miyuku: "Good game. *Dramatic death.*"
So the match was over. I won. If this doesn't help Miyuku's delusional problems then I am actually going to murder him.
Fuyuhiro: "Oi, Miyuku wake up. Oi. Wake up. *Slap.*
Miyuku: "AAGH! What happened?"
Fuyuhiro: "You okay, because I am not helping you anymore."
Miyuku: "Well thank you for your help. But we will have to see tomorrow if something happened."
Fuyuhiro: "Okay, go home now.
Miyuku: "Wai-."
Fuyuhiro: Byeeee! *Slams door.*
*Sign.* Finally some peace. I can relax.
Random guy: "So what was that all about, brother.
Fuyuhiro: "Good to see you, Fuyuharu. But we are not going to talk about that."
Random guy: "Actually, it's Mark, Mark Hogasa."
This person right here is my brother. Yes, the one that died in a brutal way when he was 8 years old. This is my twin brother.

*To be continued...*