Prologue 1: "Raid Meeting Interrupted?"

 “Bro check out this new trailer for AAO.” Joseph interrupted the crucial meeting going on about a raid they are about to do in the MMORPG ‘Archerage’.

“Like bro right now of all times. We are discussing our strategy over here.” Nathaniel retorted.

“Dude I’m just saying they confirmed another race demon which I’m-” Joe

“Man fuck demons its all about them elf bitches dawg.” Pete

“Elves? Thats basically bitch shit. I'd fuck a vampire even if she sucked all my blood.” Joe

“We all know you'd have her sucking the blood straight from your penis.” Pete

“And? What's wrong with that, playing the skin flute while getting the essence of life.” Joe

“Everybody shut up!! Back on topic, I will start by taunting all the small fry and the boss while Pete and Joe focus on taking out the boss's weak spot on his back. With enough damage it should start the second phase. Now in his second phase the boss grows very aggressive if I don't keep his attention throughout the second phase. He could wreck our backline.” nate

“Don't worry I'll stay on top of the heals.” Taylor

“Once his second phase is over, the third and final phase will begin. All we have to do is deal enough damage that he doesn't wipe us. During his third phase the boss will start charging a spell that will wipe us if we don't kill him. Is everybody clear with the strategy?” nate

To be continued in Prologue II: ”Raid Commences”