Chapter 27:
AGONY! The Omnipotent Deity's Dastardly Quest
The landfall team stopped as they reached a warehouse.
"We'll go around to the front, you three take the back," Hanabi stated as she, Izumi, and Kumi hopped to the top of the warehouse.
"Izumi can see a truck coming," Izumi stated as a truck backed into one of the warehouse's docks.
Vincenzo got out of the driver's seat and grumbled to himself about his sore back.
"Lol, he's still sore after I kicked his ass? I'm gonna wreck him again," Kumi smirked.
"We'll draw his attention. Looks like there's someone trying to sneak past him," Hanabi stated as she and Izumi leapt on top of the truck.
"[Iayaiyai! You two!?" Ugh, and I'm still sore,]" Vincenzo groaned as he prepared for battle.
"Let me handle them, you chase after that silver-haired girl that snuck by," a middle-aged man with red hair stated as he got out of the passenger seat.
"Ugh, It's my father. Izumi this is going to be tough," Hanabi groaned.
Vincenzo ran off while Hanabi and Izumi faced off against the red haired man.
"[Silver hair huh? Probably Madoka Ginkawa, or I guess it could be the muscly one. I really hope it's the former,]" Vincenzo thought.
He suddenly stopped and triggered his barrier as a bolt of lightning struck at him.
"[Iaiyaiyai! Not you.]"
"Lol, time to wreck your ass again," Kumi smirked as she hopped down and drew her lightning tonfas.
Vincenzo drew his gun and began coating his bullets with mini barriers. Kumi smiled and began swatting them away.
"Lol, this is like pinball," she smirked.
"[Yeah no, I can just deactivate the barriers,]" Vincenzo countered.
Kumi attempted to zap the bullets only for one to hit her in the arm.
"The hell!? Why didn't it zap!?"
"[Cause it ain't pure metal. I made sure to stock up on electric resistant bullets.]"
Kumi gritted her teeth and decided to rush Vincenzo. Vincenzo effortlessly blocked her with a barrier as Kumi began smacking it rapily with her tonfas.
"[I can also shoot through my own barriers you know-]"
*Crack*
Vincenzo froze as he noticed a crack in his barrier.
"[That's not supposed to happen! My barrier doesn't crack like it's made of glass. Then-OOF!]"
Before Vincenzo could complete his thought, Kumi had kicked him in the gut, implanting him in the ground.
"[How!?]" Vincenzo groaned.
"Not telling," Kumi smirked as she mercilessly pummeled Vincenzo with her tonfas until he was unconscious.
As I attempted to destroy Vincenzo, Jester appeared and revived Vincenzo.
"Buwahahahahaha! I'm back bitch! AND... I've got a great way to execute you after you made my shit go viral!" Jester threatened.
"Wanna get rekt again shitbag?" Kumi smirked.
"That only happened because I was surprised this time, Muramasa Jouzu won't be able-"
"YO! Shitbag!" I sneered as I appeared behind Jester.
"BUWAH!? YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE ME LIKE THAT! *Ahem* Muramasa Jouzu, we meet again! This time, I will win though. But first, I need to do my theme song," Jester growled.
"That cringe? I gotta better idea, I'll drop the beat instead," Kumi smirked as she pulled out her phone and began playing a song. She nodded her head to the beat, before rapping.
" YO YO YO! It's 69 mil Kumi and I'm ready to go. Gonna rek some ghoulz an make em look like foolz. Kick em in the nutz an watch em fall like a clutz. I'll watch em spew shit as they take a lethal hit. OH! Gonna rek that hoe! Motherfucker's heads 'll be spinnin, when I start punchin. Jus like lighnin strikes twice when the skies spew rain, I'll send yo shitty asses blastin off again!"
"Oh you think you can beat ME at rap!? My turn now bitch!" Jester declared.
"YO YOI! We're super Jester brothers though we're from other mothers. Gonna school this little bitch an throw her in the ditch! I'm Jester, the great criminal master! I'm gonna put you in your place and avenge my disgrace! I'll make you scream and shit bricks of crap as I stuff ya with lax, then I'll be the king of crime and rap and get the last laugh! Buwahahahaha! Alright Vincenzo now back me up!"
"[Me!? Oh brother I can't rap. Sure I can rhyme but they all sound like crap. I guess I'll help ya, you did revive me, but what's with the ska? It doesn't fit me to a tee. I'm sorry I'm not good at rap, but I think we beat Kumi so that's a wrap.]"
The music went quiet, before a menacing symphonic metal track began playing.
"What's this!? Why am I getting chills!?" Jester screamed.
A dark mountain rose up before Jester and Vincenzo. Kumi hovered near the top, while I slammed my boot down on the peak and smirked down at the two.
"You were right about this being a wrap, but that's cuz I'm gonna destroy you with my very own rap. MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T COMPREHEND, THAT THEY'RE HEADIN FOR A BIG DEAD END. GONNA SEND EM TO AN EARLY GRAVE, CUZ I JUST LOVE TO DEPRAVE! VINCENZO! YOU'RE A SCIOCCO! YOU GET REKT EVERY TIME, AND GET THROWN INTO THE GRIME! JESTER! FUCK YOU, YOU'RE A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! I SAY THIS BOUT IS SETTLED, NOW YOU'RE BOUT TO GET FUCKED!"
I then gave them double middle fingers as the dark mountain exploded, sending Jester and Vincenzo flying off as they struggled to escape my dark flames that clung to them.
"[FUCK YOU MURAMASA JOUZU!]" Jester tearfully screamed in pain as he and Vincenzo blasted off into another galaxy.
Kumi happily gave a middle finger salute as she hovered beside me in the air.
"We rek em for good?" Kumi asked.
"I wish, but for now, we can revel in the epic rap victory I just put on your channel," I smirked.
"YO! You recorded that epic roast!? Hell yeah!"
"You're also level 32 now. The defense team repelled the threat, so chill at the mansion while you watch the video," I said as I warped Kumi back to the mansion.
Things were going great for my side. Now I just needed Tetsuka to overcome her greatest trial, and she'd be well positioned to ascending to the Omni plane of existence alongside Honoka.
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