Chapter 34:
AGONY! The Omnipotent Deity's Dastardly Quest
While the Omni-stooges were busy trying to save one dumb monkey, Tetsuka was fighting the polar bear.
"I'm Boone, and I bash shit!" the bear growled.
"I'm Tetsuka, I smash shit!' Tetsuka smiled.
The two locked in a flurry of punches.
As Tetsuka gained the edge, Boone turned into water.
"Can't punch water," he laughed.
"I can trap it though," Tetsuka countered as she encased the liquid Boone in a metal box.
He then appeared outside the box.
"Dumbass, we're over the ocean. There's moisture everywhere."
He then punched the air in front of Tetsuka. To Tetsuka's shock, she took the hit and began coughing up blood.
"You were a human before becoming an Omni. Humans are nothing but giant water balloons for me to burst," Boone grinned.
"Nah, my blood's a little different," Tetsuka glared.
"Yes, seems there's more iron than average, and your body structure's a bit different. Seems you're only half human."
"Well sucks for you, cuz now I'm gonna beat you. Earth metal dragon's ROAR!" Tetsuka shouted as she went into dragon mode and unleashed a roar.
However, it all went into the sea below.
"What an idiot. You can't aim? There's also endless ocean so you can't just bury it," Boone laughed.
Tetesuka finished her attack and attempted to hit Boone. Boone turned into water and dodged easily. He then became pressurized and drove his fist through Tetsuka's heart.
"Water can easily pierce metal."
"Gotcha!"
Suddenly, massive metal walls rose on all sides and boxed the two in. Encasing them in darkness. Before Boone could react, the bottom began to light up as magma shot up and evaporated the ocean.
"The hell!? How'd you do that!?" Boone frantically demanded.
Tetsuka shook him off and regenerated her heart.
"Die."
Boone merely turned into water and laughed.
"I'm an Omni. Mere magma cannot evaporate- GUGH!?"
Boone was suddenly punched and smashed into the magma.
"Impossible! You can't hit water!" Boone screamed as he cooled the magma.
"Yeah I can, cuz I'm better than you!" Tetsuka yelled as she went in for the finishing blow.
Boone then readied an attack only to see that his water was contaminated.
"Damn her, she must have created an oil and implanted it in me when I attacked," Boone thought as his mind glowed gold and he purified himself.
Tetsuka smiled and unleashed an avalanche of iron sand.
"Metal earth dragon's IRON SAND BURIAL BEATDOWN!"
Boone screamed in fear as he was buried in the iron sand and pummeled to death by the various fists within.
With Averice struggling to save his monkey, I had not trouble destroying Boone with my dark flames. Wouldn't be seeing a rematch here. I then warped Tetsuka back to the mansion and went to gloat in the Omni-Deity realm as the stooges saved the monkey. I then went back to the mansion to debrief with my party.
...
"Tetsuka and Honoka are now level 5 and 7 Omnis respectively. Ayaka's level 81, while Zeno's 33. Kumi's the only one who didn't level up, though she did one shot a tiki. Finally, Ryuujin's now a level 50 Omni and we got a key from the now destroyed Akuma Ookuma" I announced as I placed the key on the table.
"Shit I really did do the worst. Ugh, this is gonna suck whe I go live," Kumi groaned as she clutched her hair.
"You know I can easily regrow it in an instant," I said telepathically to her.
"Oh yeah! Well then no worries, I can go bald and back as many times as I want then," Kumi smiled.
"What are you talking about?" Nika groaned.
"I lost a bet and gotta shave my self as ugly as baldy," Kumi smirked as she pointed at Ayaka.
"I am not ugly, mmph ngh mmph," Ayaka scoffed as she put her gag ball back on.
"Well that's two keys down, 10 + the chairman's key to go," Harumi stated.
"Hey Milfmilk, want in on the collab?" Kumi asked.
"Heh? Well I guess I could relieve some tension, but we do it after a soak in the hot springs."
"How about you try out the new Blue lagoon bath I just added to the mansion," I smirked.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"I mean I copy pasted the blue lagoon into a vacant plot in the mansion. Iceland's now under my control so I can even bring it to the mansion for you to view while you bathe."
"Can I do stuff like that now that I'm an Omni?" Tetsuka asked.
"Creating a universe isn't possible until you get closer to Ryuujin's level. Of course, the closer you get, the more building tools you recieve. Speaking of which, now that you're Omnis, you and Honoka can now spar with Ryuujin. I'd recommend doing it before the soak. He's gonna obliterate you."
The three I mentioned happily went to the training realm, and as predicted, Ryuujin decimated them with a single attack.
"I guess Ryuujin was the true seasoned Omni," Honoka sighed as she was healed up.
"Well, sparring's over. Time to relax and revel in the Ginkawa mansion's new blue lagoon," I smiled.
Please log in to leave a comment.