Chapter 36:

Good fun

AGONY! The Omnipotent Deity's Dastardly Quest


As Tetsuka left the lagoon, she ran into her cousin Eriza who had been nervously hiding.

"Hmm? Wait that you Riza?" Tetsuka asked.

Eriza revealed herself and blankly stared.

"I get it, you feel out of place, plus all that info dumping probably overwhelmed you. Well, if you wanna soak in the lagoon, I don't mind going back in."

"You're my cousin right? I never knew Auntie Harumi was really my aunt until a while ago. I always thought she was just good friends with my mom," Eriza said.

"Well no need to fear, I'll help you feel at home until your sis gets back."

The two then headed towards the lagoon.

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"Uh, why is there a guy tied up on a raft?" Eriza nervously asked.

"Ah shit, forgot to get rid of him. He's our cousin Yuki, the hot springs perv," Tetsuka glared.

"Perv? Oh, well I am wearin a swimsuit at least, plus if he tries peepin, I'll sock him into next week."

"You got more fight in ya than I thought."

"I am an Olympic athlete after all."

"Oh yeah, Ka-san said somethin like that. Sorry, I've actually been away from home for nearly a decade so I'm still gettin caught up on all the affairs and such."

"What do you mean?"

"I've been traveling all around the world."

"You have! I did too! Where did you go?"

"A bunch of places..."

The two happily bonded as Yuki continued to float on the raft.

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"So yeah... I lost a bet and gotta suffer big time humiliation," Kumi groaned.

She was sitting in a chair clad in nothing but a skin tight bikini and sneakers. Ayaka and Harumi flanked her from both sides in similar attire as they brushed out Kumi's hair.

"I wish I had to look like Milfmilk instead of Smoothy, but just get it over with," Kumi trembled.

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Before Kumi knew it, she was completely devoid of any hair.

"KYAAAH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!? Kumi screamed as she saw herself.

"Why you look like you could pass for my twin, though you are Mmph ngh mmph," Ayaka smirked as she put her gag ball on.

"Twins!? No way! I don't look a-Mmph!?"

"Now you do," Harumi giggled as she put a gag ball on Kumi.

"And starting now, you are my slave for 24 hours," Ayaka snickered as she removed her gag ball.

"Mmph ngh mmph ngh mmph (Why'd you even put it on if you were just gonna take it off?)" Kumi mumbled.

"Now, what about you?" Ayaka asked Harumi.

"Huh?"

"My 24 hour slave said you wished to get in on this."

"Well, might as well, though we're just doing the trim on my channel."

Nika then opened the door to see Ayaka and the now hairless Kumi bounding Harumi to the chair.

"Ngh Mmpgh ngh- (Hey sis, want)-"

*SLAM*

"Ugh, that idiot," Nika grumbled as she stormed away.

The next morning...

Testsuka stared in shock as her mother proudly stood before her.

"Ka- Ka-san, your hair," Tetsuka stuttered.

Harumi was unrecognizable now that her long tresses were gone and she was completely devoid of any trace that even a single hair had ever grown on her.

"Yeah, momma's bald now. Plus... I broke a record for the most drastic haircut ever, as well as the record for baldest person ever," Harumi blushed and giggled.

"Well, I can easily make it reappear," I smirked as I made Harumi instantly have hair again.

"You can now choose between those two styles instantly. You're also free to cut your hair freely as well."

"Hmm, I think I'll keep the smooth do for a bit. I wanna see Madoka's reaction," Harumi smiled as she instantly returned to her hairless state.

"Ugh, I can't believe my sister's an idiot," Nika groaned as she walked by.

She was wearing her training outfit and heading towards the gym.

"I heard Kumi has been forced to act in a humiliating manner. Why just now I saw her rolling around in a mud pit," Honoka stated.

"Sadly, I saw that too," Nika groaned.

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I watched Nika's training.

"You're improving," I complimented.

"Not enough. I can't compensate for Miku's stupidity yet," Nika sighed.

"All she did was shave her head and allow Ayaka to order her what to do for a day. It's been quite entertaining so far," I grinned.

"Ugh, you're the worst!"

"If it meant you'd get a power boost would you do everything Kumi's doing right now?"

Nika paused. Looks like my question really put her in a tough spot. I could see the debates she was having in her head, and decided to show her some mercy.

"How about I just give you a haircut. It'll strengthen your mental resolve a bit."

"Fine."

I sat Nika down in a chair and summoned an array of hair cutting tools.

"Huh? I thought you could just give me a style instantly?"

"Yeah, but you're the type that prefers things more naturally. So how much we trimming off?"

Nika sat in silence before finally giving me her reply.

"Bald. I don't care. Just get it over with then respawn my hair again," Nika sighed.

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"Ugh, why did you make it so I can't even scream KYAAAH when I saw myself," Nika groaned as she massaged her freshly shaved head.

"Because something as small as this shouldn't phase you mentally. Even though Kumi underwent a similar experience, she was not deterred in the slightest," I stated.

"Um, she was screaming and bawling her eyes out!"

"For theatrics. She was on stream. Besides, she was gonna do something like that eventually. And when she heard she could simply return her hair to normal, she doubled down. Have faith in me, I'm Omnipotent, I can easily restore my allies."

"Though why can't you just fix everything instantly?"

"It wouldn't be very entertaining. Everything's fixed! [End]... You see, not very entertaining. Since I know everything and can do anything, entertainment is what I seek to enjoy myself."

"I don't know what to say."

"Of course you don't but that's not the point. Though I do want to fix your relationship with Yuni first."

"Really?"

"Yes, Yuni and her friends are the next group I seek to bring to the mansion and integrate into my group."

"Next? What do you mean?"

"I said earlier that there are still people not present here. Counting Yuni's group, there are a total of 3 groups I wish to bring to the mansion. There is also an individual I want to recruit as well."

"You're still recruiting!?"

"Yes, though Yuni's group comes first. They're currently in the biggest trouble."

"What do you mean?"

"They're the ones who'll need saving the most. They're all mortals, and only one of them has fully unlocked their path to achieving their full potential. But I will explain later. First, it's time for everyone to see your new look."

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"LOL! You look balder than me!" Kumi laughed.

"Stop laughing will you?" Nika growled.

"Well, thanks for twinning with me, but now that I'm free from the hairless bitch, time to get back in the groove."

I then regrew all of Kumi's hair that had been sheared off a night prior. Kumi then covered Nika's head  with her hair and began teasing her.

"Relax, I got plenty of hair, so just duck and hide under me. But you're gonna have to call me, "Onee-sama" and beg in a cutesy voice."

"No, Jouzu, I want my hair back," Nika growled.

"Nah."

"Onegai, Onii-sama! _!"

I gave Nika her hair back as her face went bright red.

"Why!? Ugh, well at least I look normal again."

"Hey, it's all in good fun," I smiled.

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