Chapter 39:

Toon zone

AGONY! The Omnipotent Deity's Dastardly Quest


Honoka readied her blade as Barbosa pulled out a bugel and played a battle charge. He then sped straight towards Honoka and pulled out a cartoonishly long broadsword. Honoka parried the strike only for Barbosa's sword to wrap around her sword like it was made of rubber. Honoka turned her blade to fire causing Barbosa to frantically extinguish the fire from his blade. Honoka then unleashed a slash attack that split Barbosa down the middle vertically. However, he simply reformed himself cartoonishly with a zipper.

"Sorry doll, you can't slice up a toon," Barbosa grinned as he whipped out a pocket watch.

"Then I shall be the first to slice a toon to death," Honoka replied.

Honoka then went into dragon mode causing Barbosa's eyes to pop out of his head in shock.

"Fire dragon's ROAR!" Honoka shouted.

Barbosa frantically ran around in circles before picking up a buffalo skull and bringing it to life. The skull then ate Honoka's attack.

"That was a spicy hot meatball," the skull said.

Barbosa then chucked the skull towards Honoka. Honoka's eyes popped out of her head and her tongue shot out as the skull came flying towards her. She then sliced the skull, triggering a fiery explosion.

"Now I get it. Perhaps instead of slicing you, I'll burn you," Honoka glared as her face returned to normal.

She then turned the arena into a fiery hellscape. Nika began to sweat as the ropes binding her, as well as the train tracks began to melt.

"Fear not, I put a safe barrier around you," Honoka stated.

Barbosa truly began to get worried as he swet buckets.

"Whoa whoa whoa! How hot is this!?" he shouted.

"Hot enough to burn a toon to death. Considering you aren't countering with an ocean of water, I assume it's too hot for a toon," Honoka snickered.

"Ocean!? THANKS FOR THE TIP DUMBASS! _!"

"Looks like you can't summon water, or rather it's too hot for water to even exist. You aren't even melting in a cartoonish manner, probably cause you're using your power to maintain your form."

"I ain't out yet!"

Barbossa then created a water train, hopped in it and began speeding toward Nika.

"This is pressurized toon water! Let's see if a mortal like her can survive, or rather both of you," Barbossa maniacally laughed as Honoka stood infront of Nika.

"No, it's over," Honoka smiled.

Barbosa's train suddenly burst into flames. Barbosa leapt out of the train and frantically tried to blow out the fire on his hand. Then Honoka leapt towards him as veins of wrath appeared on her eyes and arms causing Barbosa's eyes to pop out of his face as he screamed in fear.

"MOERU BRAND!"

Barbosa was sliced and branded with a flame kanji causing his eyes to go white as he fell to the ground, dead.

I then finished him off with my dark flames, eliciting a scream and causing the eyes of his soul to pop out as he screamed in pain and fear.

Honoka then extinguished her flames and finished freeing Nika.

"I nearly got fried too you know!" Nika angrily huffed.

"Quite the odd way of expressing thanks," Honoka chuckled.

"Well, I guess you did save me and limited your power because of me, so thanks."

"Ohahaha! I will happily take your praise Nika."

Honoka then noticed some fodder and went to go attack them.

Nika then drew a car and drove away.

"Ugh, I don't know which way is the safest. Guess I'll just drive away from all the action," Nika grumbled.

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At the rental car dealership, Cacti Cal glared as Kumi put him on the ropes.

"Lol, you're weak. Like I've been swatting you around like a pinball," Kumi smirked.

"I haven't used my power yet!" Cal shouted.

He suddenly transformed into a semi truck and charged at Kumi.

"Lol, you aint gonna isekai me bitch!" Kumi grinned as she enlarged her tonfa and flew into the air before slamming it down on Cal, denting his trailer.

Cal coughed up blood and then began speeding away. He then turned into a humanoid truck robot and began sprinting away in terror.

"Don't run away from me asshole!" Kumi shouted as she gave chase.

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"I got 50. How many you squash?" Tetsuka asked Ryuujin.

"1,000," Ryuujin replied.

"That means I took out the remaining 8,950 in this group," I snickered.

Suddenly, two Omnis appeared. One was a rock monster made of quartz while the second was a gila monster wielding a gun and lasso.

"The gila monster's the strongest of the bunch at level 48. The other one is level, 15. Quartz head's the perfect fodder to test out your new move on, Tetsuka."

"Guess I'll handle the Gila monster," Ryuujin grinned.

"I bet I'll finish up before you," Tetsuka smirked.

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Zeno struggled to catch up to Willy.

"I'm the fastest thing in town! Not even a hurricane can catch me!" Willy laughed.

"Ugh, I've been firing shots and even trying to trap him with tornadoes, but he just keeps out running me. Do't tell me he's an Omni and all my attacks are useless," Zeno groaned.

"Nah, he's a mortal unlike his toon friend that Honoka just beat," I said telepathically.

"Great, that means I've gotta beat him somehow."

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