Chapter 105:

Nero's fruit smoothie of destruction

Spice of Life


"YOU DAMN BIRDS GONNA STOP SHITTING ON ME!?" Nero shouted at a large fat crow flying over him.

"You nearly shat on me you damn bird!" Nero raged as he chucked his bottled flame at the bird.

Upon making contact, the bottle broke and the bird let out a loud painful squawk as it was engulfed in the black flame that had been contained within the bottle. Not a trace of the bird or bottle remained once the flame vanished.

"Well that made me thirsty. Guess I'll have a smoothie," Nero mused as he walked into Ryokoma

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"So what exactly do you want?" Rika nervously asked.

"Let's create a new smoothie. How bout a tropical fruit smoothie with mangoes, guava, passion fruit, dragon fruit, and peaches," Nero mused as he sat at a table.

"C- Comin right up!"

As soon as Rika returned to the kitchen, her nerves calmed down.

"Huh, guess the kitchen really does have calming vibes," she shrugged.

"Anything else we should know about Nero?" Waki asked Mimi.

"Well, he doesn't like animals very much, also acts crazy and insane. He claims that flame he has is from a guy named Muramasa Jouzu, the dark dragon emperor that's also an Omnipotent deity, or Omni-deity as he puts it. He claims the flames can destroy anything, except themselves and Muramasa Jouzu himself. Why not Muramasa Jouzu? Because Nero claims he is the flames of destruction himself, thus can't be destroyed. I've never touched those flame myself, but everyone that has has elicited the most painful scream their vocal chords are capable of producing!" Mimi stated.

"So, he's a crazed chuuni then?"

"Chuuni? Oh, yeah, guess he could be. Except he actually is OP and dangerous. Worst of all, he has no issue fighting allies if they get mind controlled or brain washed. That guy can be crazy sadistic at times!"

Rika then finished blending the smoothie and took it to Nero.

"Your smoothie truly is refreshing. No need to worry, you're now under my protection," Nero grinned as he gulped down the smoothie.

"Is it really a good idea to get close with him?" Waki asked.

"I'd rather be friend than foe. Never have I ever encountered someone so menacing. I'd say he's the most powerful person I've ever come across," Rika trembled.

"You're that scared?"

"That monster's killed tons of people, and he's strong."

"He's also creepy. Well, I guess it's better to be friendly with him than not. That guy can destroy us effortlessly with his flame bottle if he so chooses," Mimi shuddered.

"Yeah I could, but I won't. In fact, I think I'm gonna go kill that mantis. I'll be back for another smoothie," Nero grinned as he slammed his cash down and headed for the exit.

Suddenly, Murr Mantis appeared with all of his weapons drawn.

"Oh no! He's gonna use his hypnosis!" Mimi cried as she covered Rika's eyes.

Waki however got hypnotized and immediately threw her poison needles at Nero. However, black flames appeared out of Nero's back and destroyed the needles instantly. Waki then charged only to suddenly grunt in pain as she went flying into a wall and lost consciousness.

"'Psycho switch, ON!" Nero sadistically smiled as he crushed his flame bottle in his hand, enveloping his gauntlet in black fire.

He then punched Murr Mantis in the gut at breakneck speed, engulfing him in black flames and sending him flying away screaming as the flames incinerated him.

"One, two, three... Three buildings before he was destroyed," Nero smirked as he gazed at his path of destruction.

Three whole buildings had large holes in them from where Murr Mantis had been punched through.

"Relax, it was early so no one was out about in the war path," Nero smirked as he sat back down to get another smoothie.

"Wait, how is your hand OK!? I thought your flames destroyed everything!" Mimi gasped as Rika tended to Waki.

"It destroys everything except Muramasa Jouzu. You know what that means right?" Nero menacingly smirked.

"Y- You're a chuuni?"

"Anyway, how bout I explain why you remember Denmark as Danablu."

"He... completely changed the topic," Rika thought.

"So the reason you remember things differently is because you're originally from a parallel world that I merged with this one. Only the names of the countries were different, but I made sure all your friends just thought the countries changed their names at some point to make things easy."

"Yeah, he's crazy. Though Harumi claimed Mimi is truly from a parallel world. Bet this chuuni caught wind of it and is trying to go on a tangent about how he's some OP mastermind that set all this up," Rika thought.

"You really are a crazy guy, but it's reassuring to have you as an ally," Mimi nervously smiled.

"Don't want to entertain talk about that? Well it is thanks to me that your Danablu card remains after the merger. In fact, I'm the one that made it so that you were transported here to Japan. All so you could become a waitress here," Nero smirked.

"Here's another smoothie. On the house for exterminating the bug," Rika nervously smiled.

"Ya know, Nero can be crazy scary, but now that I know what a chuuni is, he seems a little less scary when he's just talking crazy," Mimi chuckled.

"Oh I can get VERY scary," Nero laughed as he chugged the smoothie.

He then surrounded himself in black flames before reemerging looking more like a dragon. Now his face was covered in black scales and horns, while his eyes became gray and his teeth became sharp and gray.

"Well I'll be back for more smoothies, actually, think I'll take another one now," he grinned.

"Coming right up, though no freebie for this one," Rika trembled.

"No worries," Nero smirked before returning to normal.

Once Nero left with a carton full of smoothies, Rika let out a relieved sigh.

"Talk about a terrifying customer. But well, as long as he doesn't cause us harm, no problem in letting him eat here. Hmm. Maybe I'll call the smoothie, Nero's fruit smoothie of destruction or N.F.S.D. for short," Rika mused.

"Well, he is a dangerous guy, but it's nice to have him as an ally again," Mimi smiled.

"Ugh, what happened? Last thing I remember is that damn bug showing up," Waki groaned as she got up clutching her stomach.

"Er, Nero killed him and we made a bunch of smoothies for him," Rika nervously smiled.

"Why's my stomach aching though?"

"Uh, I think he hit you when you were being hypnotized by Murr Mantis," Mimi nervously chuckled.

"Lovely. Think I might need to lie down for a bit," Waki grumbled.

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