Halloween insanity

As Halloween arrived, the restaurant celebrated by hosting a big Halloween bash.

"Well we sure got some scary customers," Rika thought as she gazed at the crowd.

Rika was naturally clad in a seductive devil costume to arouse Masaru. Everyone else was clad in various costumes. Mimi wore her old torn up Danablu spy uniform along with some makeup, Waki wore a long white shirt dress though didn't bother to change her hair or wear a wig, Zuina dressed as a scarecrow, Benihime as a geisha ghost, Itsuki as a mummy, and Matcha as a punk rocker.

"Can't believe I did something so dumb," Matcha mumbled in embarrassment as Waki gawked at her spiked up hair.

"Trick or treat, gimme some crepes!" Madoka smiled as she arrived dressed like a witch.

Suddenly, two men in hats and overalls leaped next to Madoka.

"Marco and Leo? Not bad, so who are they?" Rika asked.

"Huh? They aren't with me. Guess- MMPH!"

The man dressed as Leo suddenly grabbed Madoka and quickly tied her up before leaping to stage with the man dressed as Marco. The man dressed as Marco then smiled maliciously and lifted up his hat.

"WAHOO! IT'S A ME! JESTER! BUWAHAHAHAHA!"

It was Jester. The other man tilted up his hat to reveal his mustachioed face. He really did look just like Leo from the super Marco bros series.

"Oh great, we got Warco and Waleo instead," Rika groaned.

"Now everyone! Allow me to introduce Vincenzo- er, Leo, my younger brother from another mother!" Jester declared.

"Vincenzo!? He's a really strong underworld hitman," Waki whispered nervously to Rika.

"I've seen him a few times. Unlike the clown, he's a threat," Rika glared.

"Hey brother, why are we publicly announcing ourselves?" Vincenzo asked.

Since Vincenzo spoke English and sounded exactly like Leo from the Super show, patrons quickly began to think the whole thing was an act.

"Wah! When's Warco a gonna get to Wah!?" a large fat man with a jagged beard, clad in a cap and overalls growled as he hopped on stage.

"Hon, Hon! Er- Wah Wah!" a tall skinny mustachioed man in overalls and a beret growled as he hopped on stage.

"Well what do you know, seems P. Lafleur escaped that banquet and buddied up with his greedy half brother, Stromboli. If I'm not mistaken, Stromboli's one of I.L.U.'s 12 governing board members. Shit, I hope this means they're not here to come after me," Rika thought as she tensed up.

The four plumbers stood on stage as Jester took the mic. "And now, time for a super special song marathon! Hit it!"

The band took the que and began playing the themesong from the Super Marco bros game as Jester began rapping. However, before he could, a man clad in a sentai suit and helmet kicked him in the face.

"EAGLE KICK!" the man declared.

"Look! It's Captain Eagle!" a patron shouted.

"Ugh, that idiot's making a scene," Helga groaned as she strolled in. She was clad in a crimson tracksuit and sneakers and had tied her hair up in a ponytail.

"Huh? You know that guy? Also, why the tracksuit?" Rika asked.

"That's Akito. As for the tracksuit, isn't it scary? I mean, its the complete opposite of my normal style.

"Akito? He's beating up those guys with ease," Rika gasped as Akito effortlessly beat up Jester and his buddies.

"C'mon! Put up your dukes!" Captain Eagle taunted.

Vincenzo lunged at Captain Eagle only to be met with an "EAGLE KICK!" to the face and was sent to the ground.

"Wah! I'm a gonna WAH!" Stromboli shouted as he leaped up and ground pounded the stage causing everything to shake. Jester then attempted to attack from above, however, Captain Eagle turned his back and did a short hop into the air.

"EAGLE PAUNCH!" Captain Eagle shouted as he suddenly turned around and unleashed a mighty fiery punch sending all four plumber goons flying out of the restaurant through the roof.

"HYELLLLLP!" Vincenzo cried.

"NON! I was cheated!" LaFleur wailed.

"Oh my WAH!" Stromboli cried.

"F*** YOU Captain Eagle!" Jester cried as the four flew into the sky.

Captain Eagle then landed before Rika and Helga and held out his hand. "Show me your boobs!" he grinned.

He was quickly slapped and beatten up by Helga and Rika.

An angry Madoka then approached Captain Eagle and kicked him in the face, knocking him out. "THAT was for nearly sending ME flying with those goons! Some hero you are!" she huffed before heading to a table.

Suddenly, a large man dressed like a mummified Jackal appeared on the stage in a cloud of sand.

"Whoa! Act two!" a patron eagerly cheered.

Mimi immediately went pale upon recognizing the figure. "J- Jackal? Oh, no. Everyone's in danger!" Mimi thought as she prepared for combat.

However, Nero suddenly appeared next to Jackal on the stage. "Halloween is the perfect excuse to get away with this stuff," he grinned as he went into dragon mode. "Dark dragon emperor's middle finger flick cannon!" he smirked as he flipped off Jackal with his middle finger, sending him blasting out of the hole in the ceiling and straight into the four flying goons scattering them like billiard balls.

"F*** YOU MURAMASA JOUZU!" Jester cried as he flew away even faster than before.

Nero then hopped off the stage and approached Rika. "An emperor-sized N.F.S.D. smoothie and some Col Masaru's chicken with mayo," he grinned as he headed up to the second floor.

"Sure," Rika nervously nodded as she struggled to process everything that just happened.

"Nero really saved the day. That Jackal guy was really dangerous," Mimi stated.

"Really? I could sense he was dangerous, but didn't know how dangerous he really was. Guess maybe I'll make Nero's meal a freebie," Rika sighed.

"So why are you in a sexy tracksuit, Helga? You doing a trick-or-treat sprint?"

"It's my costume dammit!" Helga fumed.

"Really? You look cute and sexy."

"Just cause you say that doesn't mean I'm going to wear this more often," Helga blushed.

Rika then gazed up at the hole in the roof and sighed. "Damn Captain Eagle ended up putting a big hole in the roof."

"Oh, no need to worry about that. Gnoreville's nearby and can easily fix it," Madoka shrugged as she ate her crepes.

Rika then looked up and noticed Gnorville on the roof. He waved down before using his alien technology to restore the roof.

"BEST HALLOWEEN SHOW EVER!" the patrons cheered.

Suddenly, a guy dressed as a pizza ghost charged for Madoka. However a chef with a large mustache suddenly appeared, grabbed the man, and suplexed hi

"Nice moves Masaru!" patrons called out.

"Um, I'm right here," Masaru nervously stated as he walked out of the kitchen wearing a chef's hat.

"You a piece of a shit! You'll a pay for a tryin to a destroy my pizzeria!" the chef fumed as he dragged the startled man in the pizza ghost costume away.

"Was that the real chef Pistachio?" Rika trembled as she decided to take charge before anymore hijinks occurred. "And... That's the show! Hope you recorded it cause we'll probably never have another one as high tech as this. That "roof repair" and SFX was insanely expensive and phantasmal. But thanks for spending Halloween with us!" Rika nervously smiled.

...

"Heh, Halloween sure was something," Mimi chuckled as she arrived at the restaurant the next day.

"You're telling me. I think the place was haunted," Rika grumbled.