The IdiHots' Unfortunate Guard Shift

Yo, what's up, guys? So, picture this: I'm rolling up to Graaswell City, and the sunset's out here doing its thing, making everything look like a golden Instagram filter. Real nice, right? But, I'm fresh outta some dungeon that felt like forever. I mean, yeah, technically it was forty days, but for real—it might as well have been forty years. Time's wild like that.

Now, I'm heading toward these city gates, thinking, "Yup, this place? Basically mine now. Survived all that dungeon drama, so I'm walking in like a boss." But then... bro, what do I see? Not some hardcore, ready-to-fight guards. Nah. I spot Watoson and Amiria, our two local clowns—scratch that, let's call them IdiHots (new term, spread it around)—just out here living their best lives, cracking jokes like they're on some late-night comedy special.

I'm like, "Well, well, well! Look who's on duty. What's this, guard duty or are y'all prepping for an open mic?" I'm sneaking up on 'em like a cat about to pounce on the dumbest mice you've ever seen. And yeah, they freak. Amiria's laugh legit turns into a coughing fit—probably thought they were about to catch hands or something.

Apparently, they're out here roasting the prince. Dude tried to escape his sister's nagging, and honestly? Relatable. Sibling drama never misses.

But, because I'm me, I gotta drop some facts on 'em, right? I'm like, "Listen, guys. Y'all better stop laughing so hard before someone just strolls on through while you're cracking up." And then I hit 'em with that wise old sage look—yup, the same one. Pause, turn to camera.

"Hey, folks. Quick life lesson for ya: Whether you're guarding a castle or just trying to survive a shift at work, there's a time and place for everything. Sure, cracking jokes? 10/10, good vibes. But if it's making you forget your job? Yeah, that's just a train wreck waiting to happen. So, maybe next time? Keep the comedy for break time."