We all died, the end

As Nami's fans began marching forth, Vernejule suddenly arrived and blasted them with a laser beam. He breathed a sigh of relief as he stared at his work. "Now King Owel won't fire me."

Speaking of the big owl, Vernejule quickly found himself in a call with him.

"Agent Vernejule! What is the meaning of this!?"

"I destroyed-"

"Not the earthlings, YOUR SEARCH HISTORY!"

"Oh... Uh, it's part of the job."

"BULLSHIT IT IS! YOU'RE FIRED YOU DEGENERATE PERV! I'm promoting Muldera, now off with you!"

Vernjule sighed as he suddenly found himself ejected into space. "Why did I fall to earthling vices?" he thought as he drifted through space.

Ever since he first laid eyes on Nami, Vernejule was infatuated with her. However, he was sadly bound to his work. Though he kept finding himself watching her on the job. When the order came to actually kidnap Nami, he was reluctant, but then  got on board when it meant he'd be able to visit Nami's room.

However, he did feel a bit guilty, which is why he devised his own plan to save Nami. He'd do some behind the scenes things to make sure the video of Nami's kidnapping stayed up long enough to be seen by her fans, then secretly email Nami's sister a plan, then sacrifice his fellow Nami fans all to lower King Owel's guard enough to save Nami, or rather take her all for himself.

But currently, that seemed impossible, as Vernejule was stuck floating in space.

"Ah, so this is it. Nami-chan, sorry. My brethren, sorry, your sacrifice was in vain. Ah, if only I had a rocket... WAIT is that a rocket!?"

Sure enough, a rocket was just cruising on by. Welp, it's hijacking time.

...

On the moon, Io, an owl-like man clad in regal attire, watched as robots mined ore. Muldera then brought Nami to him and began flapping his wings.

"Coo COO! You brought her! Now we eliminate her here."

Muldera nodded and took out his laser gun. But before he could fire a shot, Vernjule suddenly arrived, riding atop a rocket ship.

"I can't hide it, I'm a massive Nami fan! I wanna marry her!" he shouted.

"How the hell are you even here!?" Owel shouted.

"Because I saw a rocket and hijacked it. Now die, bird brain!"

Unfortunately, the rocket exploded, killing everyone in sight, except for Muldera, who teleported away with Nami.

...

As I awoke, I found myself in a grassy field. I guess I died, or maybe I was isekaid. A loud booming voice, claiming to be someone named Muramasa Jouzu then informed me that I was indeed isekaid. Even btter, King Owel had apparently died and got boiled in hell.

But now that I'm an isekaid alien, I guess I should start farming. Nami-chan sadly won't upload any new videos, but at least I can still watch her old streams and still get internet access. Heck, I still got my raygun, but I heard you can learn magic here, so time to add that to my repertoire.  Though I wonder if Ran's OK. She wasn't among the incinerated otakus. Well, no use thinking about it. Time to enjoy my new life here.

...

Muldera glared as he probed Nami. "So there was higher cause for concern. It seems you truly do have to be eliminated, but it will be difficult. Perhaps the legendary royale gauntlet will be where the deed can be done."

Nami's eyes widened in confusion as she struggled to comprehend what was happening. "Royale?" Is there going to be a massive fight? And what did he mean? So many mysteries. I hope I'm saved soon."

[End]