Ohhh snap! Y'all wildin' in the chat right now. Yuki looks straight into the imaginary camera from the 4th wall, hands flying everywhere like she's tryna stop traffic.
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Imaginary pop up chat on screen: "Why didn't you just bring snacks with you? Rookie mistake, girl."
Yuki jumps up."WHAT?! WHAT YOU MEAN, BRING SNACKS?! Yo, I DID bring snacks, but my inventory said 'Nah, we ain't workin' today!' Bro, you ever had your snacks just straight up quit on you? Huh?! I'm over here tryna access my bag and it's like 'Nah, bruh, error code: WE DON'T CARE.' Like, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ERROR?! Ain't no snacks, no nothin', I'm out here starvin', bro! WAHHHH!"
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Another Comment, casually roasting her: "Yuki, there are food stalls right behind you. Just buy something."
Yuki turns around, eyes WIDE."Oh, WORD? You tryna tell me there's food right there? Nah, lemme peep real quick—RAW MEAT ON STICKS?! YO! What y'all think this is? The Flintstones?! I ain't finna bite into some RAW MEAT, bro! I'm not tryna catch whatever disease comes with that! Yo, if I had fire magic? AIGHT, BET. But nah, bro, I got ICE. I got WIND. You want me to be like—'Whoooshhh' and somehow the meat gon' be done? Get outta here with that nonsense, man! WRONG ANIME, DUDE!"
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Another one, pushing Yuki's patience: "Why don't you just ask someone to cook it for you?"
Yuki stares into the camera, mouth hanging open like she's been hit with a combo in Tekken. She suddenly slams the table."ASK SOMEBODY?! YO, YO, YO, hold up! You think I'm just gon' walk up to some random dude like, 'Hey yo, can you cook my raw meat real quick?' You want me to be that person? HUH?! You really think I'm that desperate?! Nah, bro, I ain't finna be out here lookin' crazy! I don't even TALK to strangers like that. I'm finna get jumped or somethin'! What is this—an episode of 'How to Get Mugged'?! Man, y'all gotta chill with these suggestions, bro!"
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