Chapter 3:

Chapter 2

Being a lizard is OP


Part 1

[Finally, I can see the outside]

Ah~ for 1 one day in this boring carriage now I can see the girls in this country~

"You have some quite a liking in the human kingdom, isn't it Sakura?"

"Tch, why did I ended up been escorted by the holy dragon knights and why this sadist is here too?"

"Ara ara, don't you remember that you perverted guy- Oh!~ Wait, I forgot~ you are a girl now so you are a B*tch~"

"Fek you and your fake boobs"

"HUUUH?? DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM ABOUT THAT BUT TO THINK A B*TCH LIKE YOU CAN BE EXCEPTIONAL AND I EVEN GIVE YOU A WARM HEARTEDLY GIFT AND OTHER STUFF YOU KNOW!?"

"HUUUH!? TO BE SUCH A B*TCH I THINK I DIDN'T DESERVE THIS TO BE PRAISED BY SOMEONE WHO IS TRASH TALKING TO SOMEONE AS HIGH LIKE YOU"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"

"B*TCH PLEASE YOU SUCH AN ANNOYANCE TRASH TALKER, JUST GO AND SUCK YOUR MOM"

"Umm, please can you two calm down a little bit"

"Tch! If you are not here then maybe the ride to go to the kingdom is fun to watch"

"Well same goes to me B*TCH"

"Please just a couple of minutes and we will be in the castle of the kingdom"

"Sigh, yeah yeah, by the way, what's the name of the kingdom?"

"It's the Mild Kingdom"

"Mild kingdom huh? Well sure the sound of that kingdom kindy WILD to hear"

"Don't joke it's not funny"

"&^CK YOU!! I will do whatever I want!"

"Please don't discriminate me"

"Hahaha, it's just a joke don't be so emotional your making feel awful you know?"

"I'm surprised that you have a self-awareness"

"I'm not like you so don't describe me in your perspective"

"Ah! We arrive at the castle look!"

"Ah~ impressive"

"Why are you look like that!? This is the castle of the king you know!? And every race wants to go in the castle of the cathedral of holy's"

"Sure, but didn't I tell you that I am the Queen of Draliz race?"

"Eh!? You're the Queen of all Draliz, a Queen that can annihilate everything in just one swing"

"Correction I can still control my strength you know?"

"What a word~"

"Shut it, sadist"

But~ now that I can talk to my fellow humans because obviously, I'm also a human(former human) BUT!! I can see a fantasy busty girls I mean Beautiful girls~

"I feel like your thinking of nasty things"

"I-I'm not! I was just thinking of f-food here might be tasty"

"You know that your too obvious right?"

"I r-really thinking of food and not thinking of having a conversation in busty girls!!"

"I didn't say that and now that you confess I'm actually pitying you on your youth"

"S-SHUT UP! I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!!"

"Hahaha, well this is too why I want to have a harem because this kingdom doesn't have a single woman that's why people decide to go somewhere and have a wife and live here afterward"

"What a bunch of fellows there are in this kingdom, Sigh"

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A YURI!!?? TO THINK THIS KINGDOM HAVE A FULL MAN! I OBVIOUSLY DEMAND THIS!! I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE TRUTH THAT MY FIRST MEETING HUMAN IS A MAN!! ALL FANTASIES THAT A GUY(girl now) IS BEEN TRANSPORTED NEEDS TO HAVE A HAREM YET!! I DON'T HAVE A CONVERSATION IN GIRLS!?? ( Have a conversation in the Goddess)...

"Umm, Queen of Draliz were here now, can we go off and see the king?"

"Just call me, um, Tuoma call me Tuoma"

"You sure take your time nicknaming yourself for the sake of your pride"

"Shut up I didn't nickname myself that's my true name"

"Are you sure SA-KU-R"

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE THAT NAME THAT CUTE NAME I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT I DON'T HEAR IT!!"

"Oh hohoho~, Should I?"

"No YOU DON'T!! I DARE YOU!! I DOUBLE DARE YOU"

"Fine, I won't say it...Yet"

"F*ck you and your mom's egg"

"My mom doesn't have those"

"Then your father doesn't have it either...Wait, you have a mom? Do gods have a mom?"

"Yes we have, we are just like the others but we are your creators so it's not like there is another race that higher than us I think"

"Can you just tell me something you know and not some useless details"

"USELESS!? Oh my!! Didn't I tell you that I'm certain about the details I give you and be grateful that I give you those details in free so thank me later!"

"Stupid, your just an Intel for me, so give up on making me thank you from giving those 'ACCURATE DETAILS~' Well let's just change the topic and focus on the king itself"

"Don't change the topic!!"

"Give up already we need to focus it's not like your pride as a goddess can be broke so easily so just give up and move your feet forward!"

Geez, a goddess who loves backstroke people in the prosses is such a pain to deal with well now that I mention it can I even have yuri in this kingdom? but it is true that this kingdom has men only and for just a glance in the outside, it maybe has a girl but they're all married their children is always men.....Wait, isn't it that just weird? of all the things I've seen this is just way too odd isn't giving birth of a girl is normal but why is that, why only there child is a boy and not a girl is there something big happening in this kingdom is there someone who is operating in the shadow and taking there daughters? No, maybe I'm just being too cautious about this...

"Hey, are you listening to what I'm saying?"

"What is it, Sadist?"

"Sigh, so your not listening huh? then I will tell you again this time, the people in this kingdom are twisted"

"Huh? What is it?"

"Did you notice that there only man here and to think they come up with a story that they travel in another country is actually pretty obvious, just think why do they need to go to another country to just find a woman, why is there no woman in here from the start, why the foreign woman in here only give birth a boy? If your wondering it was because of their charm not only that they buy slave well it's not like it is bad but when the woman gives birth of a girl they send it to the church to make a sacrifice for the self-proclaimed God, it was twisted that I disgust them for being like that"

"What the hell, isn't that just too cruel of them to do that? Are they insane"

I might change my perspective to this sadist...

"To tell you the truth I'm worried about that guy and it's not because I have taken an interest in him I was just worried because he is another-worlder just like you"

"what a tsundere like a character you are, just say it that you like that weak and fragile boy already"

"Huh? Why would a Goddess like me have an interest in a fragile person who was being watched by a handsome and caring, leo~"

"Ah~ I see now so that's why you are like that huh? To think that you would have a crush to another God is kinda...Oh wait it's obvious I guess"

"Tuoma-sama we are here"

"Don't be polite to me just because I'm queen if you keep doing that what is the purpose of traveling along the way with you?"

"Y-Yeah I suppose"

"Then don't be too humble to me just call me Tuoma and nothing else to be added, got it?"

"Yes"

"Sigh, now what do we do to this problem?"

If I'm correct the king is aiming for me for something but the guards seem freaked out and shaking after they see the sadist ( They skip their heart because of Sakura's presence ) should I-

"Don't stare at them or they will fall in love on you, pervert"

"Eh? Whaaaaa?? Isn't that too odd?"

"What is odd is you well it was my doing but still don't look at them because your charm exceeds the highest"

"Why did you do that!?"

"Huh? Isn't that what you want, Sl*t?"

"I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!!"

"Let's get it over and go out of this kingdom for our sake"

"Yeah your right but I can't because the holy dragon-knights is guarding me along the way"

"Yeah it makes me feel like it's not easy to run"

"You think so too?"

"Yeah, well whatever it's just a human and nothing else why would you be so concern?"

"Isn't because they can cast a slavery spell on me?"

"Huh? Don't joke around me, you will not be enslaved because you have all resistance for magic and have a high defense in physical attacks"

"Ah your right but still I can't come myself to think they have that perspective"

"Just face the truth already, oh~ were here now"

Mennnnn I don't want to deal with pedophiles...

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