Raging Demon King Conspiracy!: Part One

Phones were ringing off the hook among the offices of Interpol. A busy office space filled with agents working on all sorts of different cases. A man with some outrageous blonde hair that flattens at the top, was walking with another man whose hair was slightly more tolerable (Seriously though even compared to DBZ this hair is insane… Wattpad readers, look at this hair!) . These two men were Guile, and Charlie Nash. Two top agents.

Guile approaches a beautiful woman with thighs as thick and delicious looking as a KFC drumstick… “Miss Chun.” Guile said as he handed her a folder.

“What’s this?” She said as she pulled the documents out.

Guile and Charlie went on to explain as she read. Apparently a “demon” has been going around challenging various martial artists. With accomplished warriors the likes of Nam, Eagle, and Dee Jay among others having gone missing. Allegedly they’ve perished.

“What’s this symbol?” She asked.

“It translates to demon I’ve been told.”

Demon huh? Chun-Li thought… “Think this has anything to do with the fallen Martial Artists from a few years ago? King Piccolo’s minions left a similar calling card…” She said. Referencing Tambourine’s rampage after the 22nd World Tournament.

“It’s very possible. And we know just where suspect number one happens to be. Here…” Charlie Nash pulls some photos out of his pocket. Sliding them onto Chun-Li’s desk. “Take a look at these…” Charlie said.

The images were satellite photos of a wasteland and in them were explosions and meditation sessions done by none other than Piccolo Junior… Chun-Li crumples them out of anger and slams them on her desk as she stands with conviction.

“Prepare the helicopter!”

Hours later an Interpol helicopter lands on a mountain range as a man in a turban sits there meditating. The three agents jump out as Chun-Li tells the pilot to keep it warm and to “Take a few laps… we won’t be long.”

They approach Piccolo Jr. and begin questioning him.

“Piccolo!” Chun-Li yells as she approaches. “We’ve got questions, and you’re going to give us answers!” She declares as she throws her hands on her hips (OH MY GAWD, CHUN-LI’s HIPS!) and leans forward with a snarl.

“…” Piccolo ignores them.

“Um… Piccolo? Anyone in there?” Nash asked as he scratched his head.

“…” Still nothing.

“Uh guys…” Chun-Li said. “Can he hear us?”

“Oh I can hear you!” Piccolo says. “I’m just wondering why you’re still here!?” He yelled, as he remained in meditation.

“Well then hear this demon!” Guile declares. “You’re coming with us!”

Piccolo stops floating and turns to face the trio of Interpol agents. Snarling and angry he steps into their personal space. But then he just grins. Putting his hands out for them to place the cuffs. Chun-Li smiles as she cuffs him. Then as soon as she did he pulls his hands in opposite directions, shattering them immediately. The agent’s jaws dropped to the floor and eyes widened.

“My cuffs…” Chun-Li says in disappointment.

“You think this is a game!? We’re taking you in!” Guile yells.

“Yeah? Well you’re welcome to try.” Piccolo replies.

“Look Mr. Piccolo!” Chun-Li continues rambling as Piccolo finds himself deep in thought.

Mr. Piccolo? Piccolo Jr. thought. I don’t know why but… that has a nice ring to it!

Rambling ends. “Do you got that!? Besides we know you’re strong, but do you really think you can take all three of us?” Chun-Li asks, feeling victory is at hand.

It was then that Piccolo performed the multi-form technique. Separating himself into three separate fighters. He assured them that even with his power separated into three different parts. That they were still stronger than our three Interpol agents. The three of them seemed nervous, but they still had the strength of their conviction. Noticing this, Piccolo separated one more time creating a 4 Vs. 3 scenario.

“And each one… is still stronger…” Piccolo boasted.

“I see… it’s no wonder you were able to destroy those martial artists…” Chun-Li said.

This confused Piccolo Junior. What martial artists are they talking about? Piccolo thought. I haven’t destroyed any martial artists… his inner monologue continued. I should probably tell them that… or just destroy them. After all if they’re going to try and make me do the time. I might as well do the crime! Piccolo smirks. But he decides against it.

“Uh… that wasn’t me.” Piccolo says as the three agents appear confused.

“Oh yeah! Then what about the demon calling card that was left behind at their last known locations!?” Guile yells as he hands Piccolo photos of the calling cards.

Seeing these Piccolo showed them his father’s calling card and it was clearly quite different from the one left behind in these incidents. He then explains that he’s been in the wastes for months now and hasn’t left. Chun-Li asks Guile to call in their satellite imagists to confirm. After about an hour of awkward silence they get a call back that it seems to be true. The agents are stunned and feel quite foolish.

“Then who could it be?” Chun-Li questions as she strokes her chin.

Piccolo didn’t really see any reason in getting involved. After all he wasn’t necessarily a good guy. But on the other hand he didn’t really like the idea of some weakling going around and giving him a bad name. If it really were him he felt as though the whole planet would be conquered by now. So he gives them some interesting info.

“Look. If you really are this lost, the least I can do is tell you that I’ve been sensing some honestly sinister energy lately. Dark and miasmic. It might be the guy your looking for…” Piccolo said as Chun-Li’s eyes lit up. She rushed over and cupped Piccolo’s hands in hers as he blushes a little bit. (Even an Asexual being like Piccolo can’t resist the likes of Chun-Li!)

“Really!? And you can help us find him?” She says as Piccolo blushes harder and looks away.

“Maybe…” He says as she smiles even harder. “Under one condition.” Piccolo declares as Chun-Li’s smile fades a bit.

“And… what condition is that?” She asked somewhat nervously.

“The condition is…” Piccolo a bit embarrassed to say. “You have to refer to me as Mr. Piccolo while we work together!” He says as Chun-Li appears visibly uncomfortable by this ultimatum.

“Deal!” Guile yells while Nash bursts into laughter.

Chun-Li steps away to call for the helicopter, still embarrassed and not ready to look Piccolo in the eye at the moment. Piccolo stands blushing yet feeling a sense of accomplishment. The chopper arrives as they all climb in. Piccolo pointing them into the direction of this miasmas last known location.

So Piccolo’s been ruled out. Who could be behind the disappearance of these martial artists? Does this mean Piccolo can be trusted? And will Chun-Li be able to keep up her end of the bargain? Find out next time on STREET FIGHTER X DRAGON BALL Z!

PS. Sorry for all the Chun-Li thirst this chapter…