Baby You Must be a Broom, cuz You Swept Me Off My Feet

When Risa got home she decided that she was going to skip dinner and ignored Saya and went straight into her room. She fell onto her bed face first and screamed into a pillow. What exact kind of pervert was Noriko anyways. Wanting to basically go all the way in public, and why did Risa almost let her? The truth of it was that Risa found Nori-chan to be extremely hot, especially when she was dressed in her goth clothing. But the tongue ring that she was raging to use probably did it for her. Things had settled for now so Risa ran into the bathroom and drew a bath. She quickly undressed herself and got inside. A few minutes later a completely unhinged Reika entered the bathroom with an aggressive swing of the door.

Her eyes were all puffy from crying, face red yet pale, Reika’s normally smooth hair was matted, and she had a giant stain on her shirt. On top of all that, she was carrying around a half empty bottle of mouthwash and bringing it to her mouth. Suddenly fear overtook Risa, could her sister seriously be crazy enough to attack her in the bathtub. She had literally never seen her older sister looking so depressed. Abruptly, Risa slammed the remaining mouth wash and began striping. Rather than run, Risa stayed in the water to make sure that her sister did not drown herself or get hurt while she was intoxicated.

It was a good thing she stayed because while taking off her shirt, Reika slipped back and landed head first into the bathtub. Risa quickly righted her sister’s position and leaned Reika back against the side of the bathtub. Reika was out cold and started to slide down. The only thing Risa could think of doing was to throw some cold water at her sister’s face. Hyperventilating and nervous about Reika’s reaction, Risa drew up a cup full of cold water. She psyched herself up then tossed the water right into her sister's face. Reika took a big breath in then rapidly blinked her eyes before reaching over and giving Risa a big bear hug.

“I love you little sis. You are so cute I could just squash you!” Reika said between drunken hiccups. Her whole face was red and every few seconds she would doze off before waking back up.

Risa held her to keep her from falling into the water. She took a closer look and realized that her sister's hair was not actually matted, but instead covered in dried vomit. “Nee-chan….” Risa let out an exasperated sigh. Reika really went overboard, after she got her cleaned up her and Risa were going to have a long talk about what was bothering her, because this was straight up ridiculous.

With great care, Risa washed out her nee-chan's hair and cleaned her body. Risa emptied the bathtub and left her sister in there sleeping while she went to get her a pair of fresh PJ's and found the room to be a complete disaster. Makeup and nail polish were thrown all over the floor, there was vomit on Reika's sheets and pillow, and there were a bunch of photos of Mei-senpai scattered across the floor.

“Ok….,” Risa thought. She knew what this must have been about. She called out to Saya who was resting on her charging dock, “Nee-chan is sick, please wash her sheets and help clean up her room.”

Saya exited rest mode and as her eyes fired up entered the room and began gathering the soiled linen. “What happened here , Risa-chan? Is your sister ok?”

“Yeah she is ok she just vomited and has a fever, she was really confused, but is doing ok now. I'm just gonna have her sleep with me since her linens need drying.”

Saya nodded her head, “Risa-chan are you sure she is ok? If you need me to do anything just ask. It is my job to take care of you two after all!”

“I'll keep that in mind, everything is ok for now though. Just help put her room back in order and I should be able to handle my sister.”

Risa abruptly walked back to the bathroom, clothes in hand and dried off her sister then got her dressed, and combed out her long wavy pink hair. “Oh you poor thing nee-chan,” Risa said while smoothing out her hair. She couldn't help but feel sorry for her big sis had clearly suffered excruciating heartache at Mei and Risa's expense.

She led her sister to her room and tucked her under the covers while she got herself ready for bed. After brushing her teeth and hair Risa returned to her sister drooling on top of her hentai body pillow while squeezing its boobs. Risa slapped her palm to her forehead and shook her head in embarrassment. To herself, “And this is what happens when you live your life repressing your feelings, I would laugh but it is actually kind of sad.”

Risa pried the pillow from her sister and threw it on her gaming desk. She needed to sober up her sister and fast. Lucky for Reika, Risa was an expert at doing stupid shit and recovering quickly to avoid consequences. She grabbed the key that was tucked under her mattress and went over to the file cabinet that was behind her clothes in her closet and unlocked it, gathering supplies for her instantly sober tonic.

The thought of ever drinking the concoction was usually enough to keep Risa from drinking even a little, so she was sure that Reika would feel instant regret once she swallowed it. In a shot glass, Risa poured in the first of the ingredients which was a three second pour of caster oil, followed by lime juice, 1 million Scoville hot sauce, and a whole clove of pickled garlic. The smell alone was enough to have Risa retching and crying. Lord help her sister, this was going to be really bad.

In preparation for the aftermath, Risa placed the shot glass on the bathroom counter. With an aggressive shake, she woke Reika who turned and gave her a goofy, half-asleep, smile. “Come on Nee-chan. I have something special for you in the bathroom.”

Clumsily, Reika got to her feet and held on to Risa's shoulder as they traveled to the toilet.

Once Reika was sitting on the floor right next to the toilet, Risa grabbed the glass and handed it to Reika. “Nee-chan I bet you can't drink that in less than a second.”

Reika gave several hiccups before replying, “You bet your ass I can,” and threw back the shot. She instantly went from white to green and began vomiting aggressively into the toilet while Risa held back her hair and rubbed her back. After a few minutes, in her normal voice, Reika groaned and ask her sister, “What the fuck happened?”

Risa had her arms crossed, “You tell me. Why don’t you brush your teeth and meet me in my room so we can have a serious talk?”

Reika sighed and reluctantly agreed. Risa was sitting on her bed waiting for Reika with her arms folded and a slight scowl on her face. Reika was usually the one in that position, but today their roles were reversed. It was really quite ironic actually that her little sister who was always up to some crazy shit was about to talk to Reika about doing something crazy. Reika rubbed her tired and dry eyes and prepared herself to be ripped a new one the way that she did to Risa.

When Reika sat down on the bed next to Risa, rather than the immediate ear full that she would have dished out, Risa wrapped her arms around Reika in a warm and loving embrace. Risa spoke softly near her sister’s ear, “You idiot. Why did you think you needed to suffer alone? What is it that you always tell me?”

“I tell you that you can always talk to me about anything that is bothering you,” Reika replied.

“Exactly you freaking idiot. Why the hell did you let it get this bad without saying a damn thing to me. I really don’t want to see you die before me. I’m supposed to be the crazy reckless one that dies in some kind of freak accident, not you. If I hadn’t already been in the bath, you may have drowned when you fell in face first! Now you don’t get a choice. Tell me wtf is up.”

Reika let out a quick breath of air before tears started falling from her face. Risa rubbed her back as she got ahold of herself. When Reika was able to steady her voice she began talking. “Risa I didn’t say anything because I didn’t want it to affect you negatively and also I wasn’t 100% sure I knew myself until I really got to thinking about it, Mei how I felt and instead of getting feelings returned, I got rejected. And what’s worth is that I got rejected because Mei was in love with my little sister of all people. For the first time I was able to acknowledge my feelings and then basically got a slap to the face. I should have talked to you more about it instead of trying to bury my feelings by being a dysfunctional drunk. Can you at least tell me this Risa-chan, do you love her back?”

Risa looked deep in thought. “I am definitely infatuated with her for sure, but love for real I don’t know. I told her that I thought we should try dating before we jump into any sort of relationship. I said the same thing to Noriko actually, who only recently confessed to me too.”

Reika dried her tears, “Wait a minute so that date you went on today was more than just a friend date? You better not be two timing your best friend and mine Risa. I mean we just went on, one date each and are not in dedicated relationships so I’m not sure why it would matter if I did date both of them. I guess I’ll talk to them to make sure we are all on the same page tomorrow when we go back to school. Reika-nee are you really ok now?”

“Yes I’ll be ok, just needed to throw a fit about it and sulk a little bit. I fell hard and fast to the charms of Mei-chan like a complete and total idiot. Risa-chan, would it be ok if I slept in your bed with you anyways? I feel like I could use some sisterly love tonight. Just let me go grab something for you first ok?”

Reika ran over to her room and grabbed Risa’s cell phone. Why were all her bedsheets missing? She came back to Risa’s room and tossed her the phone.

“Btw Reika, you won’t have a choice but to sleep in my bed. You puked all over your sheets and they aren’t done drying yet. The body pillow stays on the desk. You wouldn’t even believe what kind of lewd things you started doing to that thing.”

Reika covered her head in embarrassment before making herself comfortable next to Risa. She was really glad to have a little sister.