Chapter 3:

3. Doing my job

Galactic Rangers


Masamuno : "This floor looks quite luxurious. Fucking billionaires"

Todakari : "Calm down, one of those billionaires will start paying us to fly around the galaxy"

Keita : "Guys, aaand he told us which door is that?"

Masamuno : " Who told us , what ?"

Keita : "The janitor on the ground floor, did he tell us which door it should be"

Todakari : "I don't know about you, but I see only one door at the end of the corridor"

Masamuno : " Fucking billionaires, they don't even know how to use space.

Todakari "Can you be quiet for a moment?"

As they finally came to the door on which was written Anir J. O. Kurgos. Anir Kurgos is the richest man in the entire solar system. He owns the entire planet because he bought it 180 years ago. There was poverty on the planet Kigoxos 255-A. The planet was in a very catastrophic state and most of the population was dying of disease, hunger and pollution. Anir Kurgos managed to put the whole planet together in 35 years and have under him 122 billion employees throughout the solar system. The inhabitants have been devoted to him for several generations.

Keita : "Who will knock first?!

Todakari : "Get out of here, you bastards"

*Todakari knocked on the door, rather forcefully* 

*Then they heard footsteps and then the door opening*

Secretary : What do you want? Do you have an invitation, do you have a referral ticket?

Masamuno : "Listen chick, we want to talk to the owner."

Secretary : "How dare you talk to me like that!!"

Todakari : "I am very sorry for his terrible behavior as his boss, I will punish him severely"

Secretary : "Give me your ticket!"

*Slamming the door*

Inside of the office 

Secretary : "My boss , according to this ticket, three beggars are trying to get a job in this company"

Kurgos : "Please don't talk about the inhabitants of this planet in this style"

Secretary : "I apologize, please forgive me"

Kurgos : "So galactic couriers, that's what I need right now. I am curious about their assessment and communication skills"

Kurgos : "Miss secretary? You can invite them here"

Meanwhile, outside the office

Todakari : "She was a bitch, but you didn't have to let her know right away, now there will probably be a problem."

Masamuno : "All right, but she starts humming at us from the beginning...she probably hasn't had sex in a long time"

Todakari : "Ughh"

Secretary : "You can enter, the venerable Kurgos is waiting for you"

The three of them entered the office and saw an office rather standard for the taste of the planetary trend

Kurgos : "Hello gentlemen, welcome to the company Kurgos."

All three of them : "We wish you a good day, from the bottom of our hearts."

Masamuno : "very much "

Kurgos : "So you are a galactic couriers, do you have proof of your business? I would like to know something about you"

Todakari : "We are, in fact, galactic rangers, and we do whatever jobs we can get our hands on"

Kurgos : "Nice name change, I see you have a very high rating, 4.1 is very good."

Todakari : "So I will say for myself that you can rely on us"

Kurgos : "Respectable, so if you want to work here in an hour you can go to the planet Xiomarxus"

Todakari : " Great, and for how much if I may ask?"

Kurgos : "Let's say that when I receive a positive message from the addressee, I will also tell you the amount. What do you think?"

Masamuno : "Just so you don't deceive us and give us nothing"

Kurgos : "For the decaomnipotent senate, I'd drop into the Jungoria galaxy rather than break the job agreement"

Keita : "So I can go to work"

Todakari : "And where can I sign the employment contract?"

Kurgos : "My secretary ?! Print  the A2A1 document for me

Secretary : " Yes my boss !"

Kurgos : "Sign this for me and I wish you good luck"

Todakari : "Thank you very much, and where should we go?"

Kurgos : "Go downstairs and the janitor will take you there"

After saying goodbye, they took the elevator down to the gatehouse, where thejanitor led them to a warehouse full of goods. Todakari quickly returned for the ship, which they left in the garages in the city and gradually began to load the goods

Keita : "How many are the boxes 38 or 39?"

Todakari : "There should be 40 of them"

Masamuno : "I already carry one"

Todakari : "You could have used super speed when loading them"

Masamuno : "Do you want those boxes to start burning?"

Todakari : "Ah, I understand. I didn't say anything"

Keita : "Toda, but you are a cyborg, so you could carry 5 boxes at once"

Todakari : "I am not a cyborg, the fact that I have one mechanical arm does not mean that I am a cyborg"

Keita : "Hehe, I guess we can go, right?"

Masamuno : "Sure, let's go"

Todakari : "Boss, we're off to send the shipment"

Logistic guard : "Alright gentlemen, I just have a small warning, there is a lot of stealing on Xiomarxus and there is quite a lot of poverty, so be careful"

Masamuno : "Don't worry, we have experience with thieves"

Keita : "But not that completely, just like we have experience on our own skin"

Todakari : "Come on, damn it"

Logistic guard : "Have a great journey !"

As they all boarded the ship and settled down. Todakari threw the planet Xiomarxus into navigation, which is 18 light years away from the planet. This planet is located on the edge of the intersolar system. It is a rather forgotten planet mainly due to its reputation but also its inaccessibility, as there is an asteroid belt several billion kilometers from the planet. As they flew out of the atmosphere of Kigoxos, they started talking

Keita : "We still have to stop at a store to buy something, we have the last 4000 gaur"

1 gaur = 3.5 dollars

Masamuno : "That's fine for now, we'll buy something up to 500 gaur."

Todakari : "Do you know that they have a different currency on Xiomarxus?"

Masamuno : "And what currency do they have there?"

Todakari : "I don't know, something like a gaur but something other than a gaur"

Keita : "Xiom is their currency, 1 gaur = 25000 xioms"

Todakari : "What is the course? However, there is inflation like crazy"

Keita : "We can shop there, right?"

Todakari : "You heard from the guard, there is poverty and maybe diseases, so we better buy somewhere. It says here that 450,000 km is the center, so we will go there"

Keita : "As you say, you are the boss of the ship"

Masamuno : "Will you mind if I take a nap?"

Todakari : "No, not at all. Take a nap"

Keita : "For now, I'll check the oxygen and water generators to see if they work"

Todakari : "I'm going to help you, the course is set, we'll be there in 40 minutes of space time"

One minute of space time (SCT) = 8 minutes of time on a planet with normal gravity

Todakari : "Keita, please give me the air tightness tester"

Keita : "And where is that?"

Todakari : "Attached in that green briefcase with velcro"

Keita : "Here you go, I'm going to set the temperature, because it's cold here"

Todakari : "That's what he says who can be in ice or lava and there's nothing wrong with him"

Keita : "But be quiet, I don't always have to be in the mood"

Todakari : "Is Masamuno sleeping?"

Keita : "Yes, he is sleeping, why?"

Todakari : "I thought that if it wasn't for him, maybe I would be what I once was"

Keita : "Stop it, we've already explained it to each other, Masamuno is a first-class moron, but he's also a good guy and would do anything for us"

Todakari : "And don't forget that we are friends"

Keita : "Believe that"

*Voice from Todaraki´s watch* 

*Sir, we are approaching the destination, course about 5 minutes*

Todakari : "Check it again, and I'm going to land"

Keita checked everything, cleaned up and returned to Todakari

Keita : "Alleshaus?"

Todakari : "Exactly, they have everything there, and the mall is 30 km long and 4 km high"

Keita : "What is one being capable of doing for a business"

Todakari : "Will you wake up Masamune, or are we going without him?"

Keita : "Let him sleep, at least it will be quiet"

As they promised, they bought up to 500 gaurs and exchanged 1200 gaurs for xiomi (30,000,000). As they approached to pay for the goods they bought, they saw a familiar face

Keita : "Oh fuck "

Todakari : "What's going on, did we forget something?"

Keita : "That's the saleswoman from whom we stole fuel and things from that gas station"

Todakari : "Well, that's going to be a bummer"

Saleswoman : "Hello gentlemen"

Keita : "Good day ma'am"

They tried not to look at the saleswoman for too long and tried not to make eye contact

Saleswoman : "It will be for 487.44 Gaurs"

Todakari : "Here you have exactly"

Saleswoman : " Thank you very much, have a nice day"

Todakari : "Goodbye"

As Todakari took a step further, the saleswoman noticed Keita and immediately recognized him, she raised the alarm and the beings around started to panic, several SBS cars came and searched both Todakari and Keita. They both found nothing, but as soon as they saw the note from Kurgos -

SBS : "Are you a galactic courier from Kurgos? We apologize for the inconvenience"

Todakari : "It doesn't matter, everyone can make a mistake, even the saleswoman here, she probably has a lot"

Saleswoman : "I swear to you, they are thieves. They robbed me"

Todakari : "We apologize to the saleswoman for the inconvenience that happened to you, but we are galactic couriers and we do a decent job."

Finally, the head of the store came and apologized to the saleswoman and the employees.

Saleswoman : "Boss, but I swear to you that they are thieves"

Boss : "Raudia, silence , you're just embarrassing yourself

Saleswoman : "I'm sorry"

*laughing*

Keita : "That was funny, that expression on her face, she saw it all her life before her eyes"

Todakari : "I feel a little sorry for her, maybe we should have interceded for her

Keita : " Leave it alone, that Masamuno is probably still sleeping, I think."

Todakari and Keita entered the ship and as usual, Masamuno was still asleep. They unloaded the things they bought and set off together to complete the work on the planet Xiomarxus.


End of third chapter 



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