2. Finding new job

*A view of the street, a not very clean street, full of dead rats and ukukiku (a creature similar to a cat and a bird)*

Keita: ,,Masamuno, are you sure that this planet is as we saw it from above?"

Masamuno: ,,I just hope that something doesn't kill me here"

Keita: "I don't like this street at all, it stinks and everything is rotting here, I'll probably throw up"

Masamuno: "Did you use any ability?!"

Keita: "Not yet, but I'll probably use my water element and wash it all away"

Masamuno: "Look, there's something going on!"

Keita: "Do you mind the stench?" but that's terrible... you're probably going to eat that shit"

Masamuno: "Stop talking bullshit and come, because you're driving me nuts

*As Masamuno and Keita walked they noticed the end of the street where they were greeted by the light of a modern city full of beings and other creatures. Masamuno and Keita looked around and admired the beauty, but from out of nowhere...*

Todakari: "You morons, where have you been?" I've been looking for you everywhere and you're nowhere else"

Keita : "We were just walking around the square of this city"

Todakari : " Huh ?"

Masamuno : "If this is square  , then I am a member of the decaomnipotent senate"

Todakari : "Shut up about this, you don't even know what can happen if you just mention them without meaning"

Masamuno :I dont give a damn, only a few entities and beings saw them with their own eyes and a few survived their presence. But I doubt that such powerful beings can exist here

Citizen: "Do you need to help tourists with something?"

Todakari : " Oh , we just came for work"

Citizen : "Work?! , here ?! I don't know if you know about it, but after the new Grantes (president), the rules for tourists from other planets have changed here."

A citizen walking by : "Don't tell anyone, but our planet is at war and this is all a simulation so we don't get suspicious. However, tourists see it differently"

Todakari : "I knew something was wrong here"

Masamuno : "I believe, the smelly street behind us is an example of that"

Citizen : "That's not a street, that's an entrance to the sewer"

Masamuno : "Can someone explain to me how we got into that sewer?"

Todakari : "You are just idiots and idiocy knows no bounds"

Keita : "Citizens, thank you for the recommendation and good luck"

Citizen : "You too and keep up the good work"

*As they were riding a scooter along a huge road in the center of the city, they saw an egg-shaped building, white walls and blue glass panels with the inscription Kurgos (the name of the company), this company is very successful on the planet and is also known in the neighboring planets. The trio slowly come to the place in front of the gate, where the police authority goes to check them* 

Officer : "Hello citizens, I will ask for your documents and the reason why you want to enter this building"

Masamuno : "..We are not from here, we want to work here. You understand, we are tired of stea...

*Keita Keita pinches his side and tells him softly*

Keita : " Shut up , are you stupid ?"

Officer : "Gentlemen, but you're from a planet that doesn't even belong in this solar system or in intersolar space"

Todakari : "And is it a problem?"

Officer : "It's a big problem, how did you even get here? The border guard let you go for what reason?"

Todakari : "Well, we still have papers on the import of material and other goods between planets"

Officer : "Wait a minute?! Do you belong to the association of galactic couriers?"

Keita : "Well, our name is galactic rangers"

Officer : "Uh, but do you belong to that association?"

Todakari : "Yes, we belong, for the third year already and you can see on the paper that we have a 4.1 rating from 5"

Officer : "In that case you are lucky, because we need such couriers.. rangers who will work for Mr. Kurgos"

Officer : "You like it, here is the ticket for entry and I wish you success"

Todakari : "Thank you very much, officer."

Keita : "Guys, I didn't expect that. And we can still do what we like"

Masamuno : "Guys, look what I stole"

Todakari : "What did you say?!"

Masamuno: " Well, I took one ticket from the policeman, just in case he had a problem"

Keita : "How did you steal it from him when he was still looking at us?"

Masamuno : "You keep forgetting that I have super speed"

Todakari : "Sometimes you're just fine, sometimes you're totally shit"

*As they entered the building, following the breeze of modern design and many people who are elegantly dressed. They come to the gatehouse*

Todakari : "Hello, we want to work here as galactic couriers. Here is the ticket"

Janitor : "So you are intergalactic couriers?"

Keita : "You can see it on the ticket, right?"

Janitor : "Yes, I'm just asking one more time to be sure"

Masamuno : "Can this plant be eaten?

Todakari : "Uhh, I don't know if you're demented or stupid, but sometimes you can say such stup..."

Keita : "It tastes like mochi!"

Todakari : "I apologize for those two"

Janitor : "You don't have to apologize, I rather apologize to you that now you will have problems with them"

Masamuno , Keita : "Huh , what do you mean ?"

*At toilet room *

Masamuno : "I'm a moron, I've been grunting for 20 minutes"

Keita : "At least you see what it's like when I use my ability"

Masamuno : "Shut up, I'm suffering here, you're not..because you're immune to poison"

Keita : "Masamuno, you are sometimes very selfish. You should also think about others. We are longtime friends"

Masamuno : "We're friends after all *vomit* but at least sympathize with me that I'm dying *vomit*

Keita : "Ughh, don't worry it will pass. It'll be fine *gentle pat on the back*"

Masamuno : "Thank you, you caress me better than my grandmother"

Todakari : "Don't you want to start kissing here yet?"

Todakari : "Here you go, eat it, it should help you."

Masamuno : " What is it ? It looks like viagra"

Keita : "You are the last person who should know what Viagra looks like"

Masamuno : "Don't talk, you also saw the woman only in the picture and not in real life"

Todakari : "He separated Masamuno and Keita from you, I already fucked a woman"

Keita : "No, you're joking"

Todakari : "Then Masamune's alarm clock went off and it was over"

Masamuno : "Well, you see, I still think it wasn't a woman, but me."

Todakari : "I'd rather die in a dream than the idea that Masamuno is lying like that, I guess I'll grunt too"

Keita : "If Masamune is better, we should go back"

Masamuno : "Yeah, I'm better now"

Janitor : "Welcome back, I see that your colleague is better now"

Todakari : "I apologize for that, where can we sign the employment contract?"

Janitor : "Here you have the A41X form and go to the 54th floor. From the elevator down the corridor to the left"

All three of them : "Thank you !"

End of second chapter