Chapter 1:

My erection’s backstory

My Erections Are Romantic!!


*5 years ago*

On that fateful day where I was nearly expelled for sexual assault as one of my female classmate had caught me jerking it behind the school tennis court I was lucky enough the accusation was dropped since I was only 12 years old.

But ever since that day when I met her the new transfer student my boners went wild like it has never before

 I was already quite a horny person ; struggling at school with my fathomable Loli fetish but now because of her I kept getting them , no matter what situation it is even in biology class when I was dissecting a frog my erection still stood strong like it was the American flagpole. 

Because of this I was failing my classes as I couldn’t concentrate at all and it’s also putting my health at risk as my nutsack are always empty since I be draining it dry. 

To save me from this curse and the risk of infertility my parents had sent me to train under a temple in china where I shall cleanse my mind of the hoes and train the demons in my dick.

*3 Years later At the Airpot*

“WAIT THIEF SOMEONE STOP HIM PLEASE!!!  I still have loans to pay off for that LV bag” yelled the middle class Japanese woman as a crackhead snatches her bag

“What a stupid bitch” as the thief ran away grinning at the bag  

Like any superhero movie a tall muscular man had appeared out of no where to block the thief from escaping 

“Move or I wet ya” the thief threatens however the man was unfazed by the remarks 

The thief then pulled out his knife out of intimidation where as the man slowly up zips his pants and pulls out HIS COCK!?

“WTF” the thief expressed as he *stares*  he was too shocked to comprehend what was going and was also amazed by the size of the man’s dong.

Confused by the situation the thief lunged to stab the pervert suddenly the man with quick swiftness extended his cock and swiped the knife away from thief’s hand and then span around tornado dick slapping the thief making him fly across the airport.

“Oh thank you, you kind gentlema- “ as the middle class single mother tries to thank the kind perv he accidentally met eyes with the cobra, it was still hanging out ready to bite.

“AHHhHhHHHHHhhHhHhh”  Screamed the woman like she just saw Harry flippin Styles “AhAhahAHAHAHaah-ehh” *cough* * cough* she broke her voice 

During the commotion the airport security came, so cobra kai had to dip out 

Hello guys my name is not cobra Kai but Bon Ners ( I am half French) or for short Boner and as you would know from my backstory I am that guy with the erection problems but now I am that guy no more 

I have endured and undergone rigorous training in china to gain control over my dick I can finally stop my erections and even master the art of it 

Now I have finally gain permission to go back to japan and unleash my phallus to this sinful country where it all started with “her” 

The End of chapter 1 









 


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