Chapter 2:
My Erections Are Romantic!!
“Her” oh that demonic little bitch i don’t care if she was only 12 years old at the time but she’s evil.
If it wasn’t for her putting this curse on me I wouldn’t have ended up like this, I would have lived a normal life , where I would go to school and not worry about my dick causing a calamity of some sort.
But now I am back, to put a end to this ,oh I am in tears , when I finally get to cure this cock of mine I can at last lose my virginity without penetrating the opposite sex with my lethal cum blast.
A girl with amethyst purple hair walks passes Bon
Wait that hair that accursed purple hair, it can’t be maybe isn’t that Lona. Lona is Bon's childhood friend and for reason the only girl that Bon doesn't get hard by.
it must of been my imagination but I might as well make sure
Bon starts to follow the girl
As Bon starts to suspiciously and blatantly trail the poor victim publicly
She started to fasten her pace to the point of running away
“Damn she’s fast” Bon thought as he also started to run after her
The girl luckily bumped into some police men
“ fuck the ops “ Bon panics as they started chasing him
Sign with relief Lona carried on with her day “Oh finally he stopped following me “
Without looking Lona accidentally bumped into some big and masculine black men
“ oh I am sorry I wasn’t paying attention” the men was not pleased with her apology
“ oii that hurt , BLOODCLART my SHIRT look at what you did to my SHIRT”
there appears to be a red lipstick stain on his shirt but Lona wasn't wearing any lipstick
“ But I am not wearing any lipstick it was already there before I bumped into you “ Lona
“ oh shut up this is balenciaga you know BALENCIGA!! “ to Lona it was just some ordinary white shirt you would of found at t-k maxx. Either way Lona was cornered at this point.
" This shirt cost me thousands, how you gonna compensate me , unless - you maybe join us for the night lady" how dirty , the men knew exactly what they were doing, they didn't care about the balenciaga, they were after salvation
" But i am UNDERAGE!!!!!!!!!!" Luckily Lona had a ace up his sleeve.
" That doesn't matter because we are in Japan, age don't matter that make it EVEN BETTER " However Lona didn't know she was up against Drake fans , i guess "god's plan" wasn't in her favor i guess hah.
"AHHHHH HELP!!!!!" Lona was now petrified to the core it was matter of time before she gets p-diddyed. Then a figure with 3 legs appeared.
"Fear not as i have arrived, you there get away from that girl " Bon had emerged with a mask and a police baton up his ass
" Buddy does that not hurt" The men pointing out the baton
" What do you mean , oh you mean this" Bon pulled out the baton out his bum with the tip of the baton brown " It's the sword of justice "
" you know this dude lady " the men asked Lona
Lona furiously shaking his head
" Bro stop tryna play the hero and piss off before you get hurt"
"No i am All Night the people's hero i shall not leave any virgins crying. So come at me you virmins" taunting the BBC the men came at Bon.
However they were too slow for Bon , Bon in a instance took them down his sword of shi- i mean justice. With their face smeared with feces the men ran away
"you won't get away with this" the men ran while wiping their face
" Yo Bon that's you under that mask right" Lona knew all along it was Bon.
"No i am ALL NIGHT who's this Bon guy your talking about, ah wai- " Lona taking Bon's mask off
"How you know it was me Lona"
"i known you since kinder garden, you never change you still look the same when you had left still looking pathetic as ever."
"really i thought i grew a bit" But he actually looks totally different from before
"still saving me" she muttered
"what was that"
"never mind anyway i am going i don't want to be seen with a creep like you around"
"Don't be like that i just came back from china and i haven't seen you in years."
"OVER HERE " the police came back for Bon
"Come on again i guess i gotta dip catch you later Lona" Bon swiftly ran
"Thanks baka" Lona uttered
THE END OF CHAPTER 2
sorry for the delay
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