Chapter 363:

Bulgaria's baddest bitches

En Passant Grandmaster


As soon as the Estonians finished their song, a young beautiful woman with long red hair strutted onto the stage, slamming her sneaker down on the speaker as she gazed lustfully at the crowd and jiggled her breasts. "So who wants some of this peak femininity!?"

The crowd roared with excitement.

This was Radina Rangelova, a 25-year old bad bitch straight out of Bulgaria. Not only was she a popstar that could give Tina Schift a run for her money, but she was also a grandmaster, as were the fellow members of her band, Лкж69, romanticized, Lkz69. The name was derived from the Bulgarian phrase, Лоша кучка женственост, romanticized, Losha kuchka zhenstvenost, which roughly translated to "Bad bitch femininity". This all-female band was quickly topping charts worldwide, and making a name for themselves in the chess world as well.

There was the snarky green-haired Donka Donchova, the "villainess" of the group so to say along with her "minions", the pink-haired Yordanka Dancheva, and the blonde-haired Elitsa Zlatkova. The final member was a girl with long blonde hair, styled similarly to Donka's, named Kalina Karaslavova. She was regarded as the "heroine" of the group, with Radina being "the mentor". While many believed these roles were just theatrics, there was a bit of truth to them as behind the scenes, there was some tension between everyone.

But when it was showtime, bygones were bygones as everyone felt it was in their best interests to put forth their best effort and not let grudges risk bringing them down. This was the secret to why the group was still together, though that didn't mean things were completely settled.

"Now before we begin, Venera-Soraya Shehu, get up here! It's time to turn you into a bad bitch goddess," Radina smiled.

Venera took a deep breath and walked up to the stage.

"Bald row... How'd it come to this?" Venera thought as she nervously took a seat in a chair provided to her.

Knowing what awaited her, Venera had scheduled an appointment at the salon prior to the Bermuda party's start, resulting in her hair and makeup being professionally done. She was even decked out in a new set of jeans, sneakers and a bratop for the occasion, but that still didn't make her any less nervous. Though her hairless future was not the root of her nervousness. Rather it was the fact that she would be singing along with the group, and in Bulgarian nonetheless, as she was shaved bald. Venera was fluent in Bulgarian, but that didn't change the fact that she was still jittery about singing in it alongside Lkz69.

As if she could sense her nervousness, Radina leaned in close to Venera and whispered, "Let the peak femininity flow through you. Once that happens, nerves can't slay the bad bitch that'll emerge."

The words seemed to resonate as confidence began to well up in Venera's eyes. "Start the music, and make me the most based peak femininity bald bad bitch goddess to strut the earth."

Radina smiled and planted a kiss on Venera's face before giving the cue to start the music. The song the group decided to play was their hit cover of Bulgarian folk song, Pustono Ludo i Mlado. Venera crossed her legs and leaned her head back allowing Radina to drive the clippers down her hairline, all while singing alongside her. Radina did good as she managed to get Venera buzzed to the stubble in time for the instrumental, allowing her to spend it lathering up her head and eyebrows with shaving cream before the next singing portion.

Venera's nerves had completely vanished as she relished in her sexy state. Once round one of the shaving cream was done, it was onto round 2 which saw her entire head and face encased in shaving cream, though things went faster due to Venera already being so smooth. Next up was the hot wax, allowing Venera to take a break from singing as the wax covering her mouth prevented her from singing properly. Nonetheless, she still hummed the beat, gagged, as she closed her eyes and allowed Radina to pluck out all her eyelashes.

Then it was wax off and depilatory cream time, before the oiling of the now bald, browless, and lashless Venera-Soraya Shehu.

Venera cooed as Radina massaged her head. "Based, girlfriend. Marry and fuck me."

"Already on it. TIME FOR AN ENCOUR!" Radina proclaimed as the music restarted and she pulled out a tattoo gun.

Venera threw off her bratop, exposing her breasts to all before closing her eyes and submissively leaned her head back, still singing along with Radina as she was inked to Radina's liking. And at the song's end, Venera rose and was shown a mirror of her new look. Stylish tattoos now adorned her skin from the top of her head as far down as her waist.

Tears began to pour out of her eyes as she turned to Radina, unable to hold back her emotions. "Beautiful... Radina, Обичам те. Омъжи се за мен, моля те [I love you. Marry me, please]!"

"Natyrisht. Madje do të rruaj kokën dhe do të bëj tatuazh për t'u përshtatur, e dashur [Naturally. I'm even going to shave my head and get tattooed to fit, darling]," Radina winked.

Venera smiled and wiped away her tears before going in for a kiss on the lips. The act mostly drew cheers from the crowd, but some were not pleased with the act of love. Regardless, many generally considered the kiss to simply be part of the performance, and didn't swell on the topic further. But in reality, there really was meaning behind it.

Venera and Radina truly were in love with each other, a fact known only to members of Soraya clan and Lkz69. Both wished to keep things private, though one person who did not wish to adhere to that was Donka.

"Now I have an avenue. Radina, I'll be bringing your ass down for good, then I'll be the only star of the show," she thought as she logged into her secret Zitter account.

But she wouldn't have time to post anything as air horns blasted out, signifying the next jackpot challenge was here.

"This one's an extra special 50 MILLION WWCF POINTS PER PLAYER! But only for the players that win. Ireland, Armenia, the Åland Islands, and the land known as "The Ice" by it's locals, ANTARCTICA! Send your ladies teams to the 6B tank! It's time for some team chess!" D.R. Passant proclaimed.

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