Surviving the Night of the Massacre at the Start

"What the hell?"

"This must be a dream!"

"Thank heavens, I’m finally dreaming about this!"

With that thought, he quickly flipped over, ready to seize the moment. But just as he was about to succeed, a cheap, static-filled voice echoed in his mind.

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on successfully transmigrating to the ninja world. Would you like to bind...]"

Bind my ass! Can’t you see I’m busy right now? Get lost!"

[Uh...]

[Heh heh heh... Not bad. I knew I picked the right person...]

At this critical moment, Xia Yu couldn’t be bothered with the annoying voice in his head. He was convinced this was a dream, so no matter how strange things got, he wasn’t fazed! And so, Xia Yu continued with his... activities.

Before he knew it, dawn broke.

"Phew..." As sunlight bathed his body, Xia Yu lay on the tatami mat and sighed, "This dream feels so real, and it’s lasting so long. How come I haven’t woken up yet?"

Though reluctant, Xia Yu knew it was time to wake up. After all, dreams were just dreams, and the bricks of reality were still waiting for him. He closed his eyes gently, expecting to wake up in his bed. But when he opened them again, the same scene surrounded him."

What the hell? Why am I still not awake?"

[Heh heh heh... This isn’t a dream! This is reality...]"What the—? 

That laugh... Who are you?"

[As a transmigrator, I am naturally your system~]

"Huh? I’ve transmigrated?"

Just as Xia Yu was utterly confused, a flood of memories rushed into his mind. He was in the Hidden Leaf Village of the ninja world. He was an 18-year-old member of the Uchiha clan, named Uchiha Xia Yu.

Although he bore the Uchiha name, Xia Yu was considered the black sheep of the clan. He had inherited the clan's good looks but lacked the talent and strength, even falling short of an average genin. At 18 years old, he hadn’t even awakened a single tomoe in his Sharingan, and he struggled to perform the most basic fire-style jutsu. He was the epitome of a loser among losers—a disgrace to the Uchiha name!

What made him even more despised by his clansmen was a peculiar habit that no Uchiha straight man had ever had before, surpassing even Jiraiya’s notorious tendencies. However, Xia Yu was far more popular than Jiraiya because of his strikingly handsome appearance.

Xia Yu glanced at the woman beside him, and memories of her instantly flooded his mind. This woman was one of Danzo’s hidden lovers, kept in a secluded corner of the Hidden Leaf Village. She had taken a particular liking to Xia Yu, and since Danzo was getting on in years, well... things had happened.

"…!"

"No, I can’t stay here! If I’m found out, I’m dead. With my current strength, Danzo could kill me eight hundred times with just one finger!"

With that thought, Xia Yu quickly dressed and, seeing that no one was around, leaped out the window and hurried toward the Uchiha clan’s territory. Halfway through his journey, a young woman spotted him and suddenly ran over, throwing her arms around him."

…Xia Yu, you’re alive! I thought I’d never see you again…"

Other women nearby, hearing the commotion, also gathered around Xia Yu, their faces filled with grief as they clamored around him."

Xia Yu, the Uchiha clan has suffered such a tragedy. You must be heartbroken. It’s okay, I’ll stay by your side from now on, if you’ll let me…"

"My dear brother, are you okay? Let me check your abs… I mean, let me see if you’re hurt."

"......" 

Xia Yu was utterly bewildered by the overwhelming attention from these passionate women. The flood of memories stirred something deep within him, making his heart itch with temptation. If he hadn’t been completely drained from the previous night’s escapades, he might have easily succumbed to the allure of the "flower garden" surrounding him. As he tightened his nearly torn clothes, he asked, "Hold on, hold on... Why are you all acting like you’re at a funeral? What’s going on? This is so weird..."

 Last night, the Uchiha clan was wiped out in an internal rebellion! They were massacred by traitors!""That’s right!

 The news spread this morning. It’s absolutely true. I even went to the Uchiha clan’s territory to take a look. It’s a complete mess. But thankfully, you’re still alive. That’s such a relief~"

Xia Yu’s face turned pale. This plot... Could it be that last night was the infamous Uchiha Massacre Night?

 As someone who had watched*Naruto*, Xia Yu knew full well that Danzo was behind the Uchiha clan’s downfall—he was the mastermind behind it all! To think that he had coincidentally avoided the massacre by being caught up in his own reckless behavior... What an absurd twist of fate!Just as Xia Yu was feeling a mix of relief and disbelief, three black-cloaked Anbu members suddenly appeared before him. Their voices were cold and laced with disdain as they said, "You’re Uchiha Xia Yu, right? Come with us!"......