Chapter 2:

Chapter 2: System, You Call This a Ninjutsu?

Reviving the Uchiha Family


Seeing that the situation was turning hostile, before Xia Yu could react, the women around him had already formed a protective barrier, shielding him behind them. They shouted angrily, "What do you think you're doing to our brother? He’s not going anywhere with you!"The Anbu members exchanged glances. In front of the villagers, they couldn’t resort to force directly. The Anbu captain cleared his throat and spoke in a calm tone, "Don’t be alarmed. This is the Hokage’s order. After the terrible incident that befell the Uchiha clan, the Third Hokage wishes to extend his sincere condolences to Xia Yu, one of the survivors."At the mention of the Hokage, the women slowly lowered their arms, stepping aside. The Third Hokage’s influence in the Hidden Leaf Village was absolute. Aside from the Uchiha clan, everyone in the village held him in the highest regard, and no one dared to defy his orders.After explaining their purpose, the three Anbu members swiftly grabbed Xia Yu and disappeared from the street in an instant. Xia Yu wanted to resist, but he was no match for their strength. Helpless, he could only let them take him away.Soon, the three Anbu members brought Xia Yu to the front of an office. "Go inside and wait here! The Third Hokage and Lord Danzo will be here shortly," the Anbu captain ordered, roughly shoving Xia Yu into the room. Their eyes were cold and filled with disdain as they looked at him."Ugh, that hurt..." Xia Yu’s weak and frail body couldn’t handle such rough treatment. He struggled to get up from the floor and shouted in anger, "Hey! Wasn’t this supposed to be a ‘sincere condolence’? Why are you treating me like this?!"The Anbu captain sneered, "Hmph, the once arrogant and domineering Uchiha clan has fallen into the abyss overnight, all thanks to a traitor from their own clan. Now, all that’s left is a lecher and a half-crazed kid named Sasuke. How ironic..."Another Anbu member chimed in, "Xia Yu, which poor girl did you seduce last night? You’re really lucky. If it weren’t for your... habits, you’d probably be a corpse too. But Itachi didn’t bother coming after you. I guess he thought a waste like you wasn’t even worth cleaning up..."Listening to their malicious taunts, Xia Yu couldn’t take it anymore. He wanted to fight back, but his body was too weak to even throw a punch. "Damn it!" Blinded by anger, Xia Yu frantically reached for the pouch on his waist. *If I can’t punch them, I’ll throw shuriken at them!* No matter what kind of person this body used to be, he wasn’t going to take this humiliation lying down!Xia Yu reached into the pouch, grabbed what was inside, and hurled it with all his might. Three pink, square-shaped objects harmlessly bounced off the Anbu members. The three Anbu froze for a moment, then burst into laughter.These weren’t shuriken—they were brand-new condoms."HAHAHAHA! Xia Yu, you never disappoint! You’re really carrying on the Uchiha legacy, huh? Are these your clan’s secret weapons or something?""I can’t breathe! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!""This loser just keeps redefining what it means to be pathetic. I swear, the Uchiha clan will never rise again. HAHAHA!""Alright, alright, if the Hokage or Lord Danzo sees us laughing like this, we’ll be in trouble. Let’s step outside. Just looking at Xia Yu’s face makes me want to laugh!"Still laughing, the three Anbu members stepped out of the room. With a loud *BANG*, the door slammed shut, but their mocking laughter could still be faintly heard from outside."Damn it!" Xia Yu clenched his fists and weakly punched the ground. *Weakness only brings humiliation.* "System! Are you there? Bind with me now! I need to get stronger!"[Finally, you remember me.][This system is called the *Descendants Revival System*. Xia Yu, my friend, I look forward to working with you. I’ll give you a brilliant future. Heh heh heh...]"Descendants... Revival System?"[System binding successful. Would you like to open the Newbie Gift Pack? It contains many supreme ninjutsu. You won’t regret it.]"Open it!" At the mention of ninjutsu, Xia Yu didn’t hesitate. All he wanted now was to master powerful techniques and teach those three jerks outside a lesson.[Newbie Gift Pack successfully claimed. Please choose one of the following four ninjutsu. Once selected, you will master it instantly.]"Nice!" Xia Yu’s eyes lit up. *Mastering a technique instantly? This is awesome!* In front of him, a transparent screen suddenly appeared, displaying four scrolls of ninjutsu.[Ninjutsu • Unyielding Resilience Technique: After using this technique, your body will become incredibly tough!][Ninjutsu • Endurance Mastery Technique: Grants your body extraordinary stamina!][Ninjutsu • Guaranteed Success Technique: Defies science—ensures 100% success rate! Any infertility issues will be nullified under this technique!][Ninjutsu • Heartbinding Charm Technique: The ultimate seduction skill, effective only on the opposite sex. They’ll be devoted to you until death!][All four techniques consume chakra instead of vitality and will not harm your corresponding organs in any way...][Choose one, Xia Yu. Heh heh heh... They’re all perfect for you.]"......" Xia Yu was speechless. *What the hell is this?* "System? You call these ninjutsu??""Sure, they’re all... interesting, but I don’t need any of this right now!"

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