I just died the dumbest death...

        I was enjoying my usual coffee break in the lunch room when I was told by my boss to finish up my project. Of course, by then I was used to the constant deadlines. I’m pretty sure it felt like this in college. Why oh why did I ever think just because I got out of that hole of Hades meant that I wouldn’t be thrown into a worse one! 

        I internally sobbed as I began to work on it, and, with the help from the caffeine, I started powering through it.That night, I was going to go to take a bath, watch some anime, and go to bed early! Just thinking about it made me hurry faster.

        I must’ve gotten distracted when I took a sip because, in the most stupid, dumb, idiotic way, I swallowed the straw. Some of you may think, ‘It’s a straw, surely you could still breathe!’.

No. No I could not. 

       While I was choking, people just stared at me. I wanted to ask for help, but no one bothered. People these days, cruel and unusual. (No, I don’t mean it.) I stumbled from my seat in attempt to call for someone or try to dislodge the straw myself, but my vision began to fade.If I die like this, I will sue my luck dry!

Finally, someone made a move to help me, but by then it was too late. My brain shut down, and just like that, I died, a very stupid, idiotic death.

Blasted coffee straw.