Chapter 400:
En Passant Grandmaster
Despite now having loads of time on the clock thanks to making the time control, neither Iori nor Õnne were in the mood to just sit back and think. It was blitzing time!
A6, king g5, a7, rook e8, but there was no stopping that pawn from promoting. But before proceeding any further, Iori first made sure to capture the pawn at d7 with her queen, to which Õnne responded to by moving her rook to a8.
"And now, another check. Won't be long now until mate. "Arvake, et see tähendab, et teie perses läheb "pühkimishunnikusse" [Guess that means your ass is going in the "sweep heap"]," Iori grinned as she moved her queen to e7.
While Õnne had been doing her best to keep up a calm and happy act, hearing Iori diss her in Estonian was it. Fury found it's way back to her face as she angrily slammed her king down on h6, causing the whole table to tremor. Yet she still managed to hold her tongue, even though she had some VERY choice words for Iori. And after king d3, f4, and king c4 were played, she got the chance to unleash them.
"CHECK! Ärge proovige käituda nii, nagu oskaksite eesti keelt, kui te ei teinud muud, kui jätsite Google'i tõlke abil mingi jama pähe [Don't try to act like you know Estonian when all you did was memorize some nonsense using Google Translate]!" Õnne fumed as she slammed her rook down on c8.
Iori responded with a silent grin as she moved her king to b5. She had full control over thing now.
Reignited with fury, Õnne moved her rook back to a8, but now it was a bad move as Iori moved her queen to b7, ensuring the pawn at a7 would be promoted. Yet Õnne refused to give in, moving her rook to e8. Iori gave chase, and moved her queen to c6, yet Õnne was stubbornly set on going down with the ship, moving her rook to d8.
"And this is why I hate long games; it's practically a grind slog," Iori grumbled in her mind as she moved her pawn to c4.
Now it was only a matter of moves before victory. Rook g8, c5, rook d8, b4, king g5, queen e4, king f6, queen captures f4, check, king e7, queen c7, check, king e8, h4, g5, h captures g5, h4, g6, and finally after rook a8, it was mate in two.
"Talk about grind! Good thing I managed to learn the necessary Estonian for conversing with one bitch Õnne-chan, cuz she's getting the maximum tier of DISS for this!" Iori fumed in her mind as she moved her pawn to g7.
Now, with nothing left to do, Õnne gritted her teeth in frustration and moved her rook to d8.
"Ah, can't help but move that rook around like a disgruntled toddler. Vaata, kes nüüd sitta maast lahti lakub! Sinu kiimas tagumik sai just juusturiiviga laksu koos väikeste tissidega! Sama hästi võiksite selle nutitelefoni seksimänguasja ka oma vagiina üles lükata, sest te pole muud kui PERSES! [Look who's licking shit off the ground now! Your horny ass just got slapped with a cheese grater along with your small tits! Might as well shove that smartphone sex toy up your vagina too, because you're nothing but FUCKED]! Checkmate!" Iori laughed as she moved her pawn and promoted it to a rook, winning the game.
Japan had now swept Estonia 4-0, continuing their perfect sweep win streak.
But for Õnne, her punishment was yet to begin.
"Stripping time, slut! Don't worry, I'll strip too, but as stated, only you get the ethics complaint," Iori snickered as she began to undress.
"Like hell! Only a chad of a man can strip me like a bitch, not an inflatable tit whore like you!"
"Oi, these tits are 100% natural. You know how much work I had to pull in to get this peak femininity of a body!?"
Hiding nothing and proudly bearing it all, Iori jiggled her large breasts she was oh so proud of. Jealousy welled up in Õnne's eyes as she delivered a mighty slap to Iori's breasts, causing them to jiggle madly.
"OW! Fucking slut! That hurt! Strip your ass down!" Iori fumed as she leaped at Õnne and began stripping her.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU RAPIST!"
"It's called stripping, not raping. Besides, we're both girls, so at worse this about to be trending as yuri bait."
Within seconds, Õnne was just as nude as Iori. Trembling and covering up her pussy and nipples, Õnne looking like a scared lamb before the proud wolf that was Iori. Her breasts being the bare minimum of what was considered a c-cup only worsened things, as no longer would she be able to claim her breasts were any bigger.
"Now would slapping your chest be too cruel? I mean, there's no jiggle action to be had by the looks of it," Iori taunted.
"Proovi mind, lits [Try me, bitch]!" Õnne fumed.
"Okey-dokey!"
SLAP!
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Iori most certainly slapped Õnne, but it was on her ass, not her small breasts, which she still refused to uncover from her arms.
"Pussy, you want me to slap you tits, uncover them. Otherwise, your ass gets the slaps!"
It was 4 more minutes of ass slapping before Raymond finally deemed it to be enough and ordered the arbiters to close in.
"Ah, guess that's it. Well, enjoy the ethics complaints!" Iori snickered as she began putting her clothes back on.
All the while, Õnne trembled in tears on the ground, curled up in a ball as the arbiters sighed and tossed a cloak on her before dragging her away.
The full game:
White: Iori Ishikiridokoro (2444) Black: Õnne Sokk (2338)
1. e4 e5
2. f4 exf4
3. d4 Qh4+
4. Ke2 b6
5. Qd2 Ba6+
6. Kd1 Bxf1
7. Nf3 Qg4
8. Rxf1 Bd6
9. h3 Qg6
10. e5 Bf8
11. Nc3 Bb4
12. Qxf4 Bxc3
13. Nh4 Qe6
14. Nf5 Qg6
15. Qf3 Nc6
16. Nh4 Qe6
17. d5 Qe7
18. Nf5 Nd4
19. Nxd4 Bxd4
20. d6 cxd6
21. Qxa8+ Qd8
22. Qd5 f6
23. exd6 Be5
24. Bf4 Bxf4
25. Rxf4 Kf8
26. Kd2 g6
27. Re1 Kg7
28. Rfe4 f5
29. Re7+ Nxe7
30. Qd4+ Kf7
31. Rxe7+ Qxe7
32. dxe7 Re8
33. Qa4 a5
34. Qb3+ Kxe7
35. Qxb6 a4
36. Qb4+ Kf6
37. Qxa4 Ke6
38. Qb5 Re7
39. a4 h5
40. a5 Kf6
41. a6 Kg5
42. a7 Re8
43. Qxd7 Ra8
44. Qe7+ Kh6
45. Kd3 f4
46. Kc4 Rc8+
47. Kb5 Ra8
48. Qb7 Re8
49. Qc6 Rd8
50. c4 Rg8
51. c5 Rd8
52. b4 Kg5
53. Qe4 Kf6
54. Qxf4+ Ke7
55. Qc7+ Ke8
56. h4 g5
57. hxg5 h4
58. g6 Ra8
59. g7 Rd8
60. g8=R#
Match score:
Japan: 4 Estonia: 0
Japan wins 4-0
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