Chapter 431:
En Passant Grandmaster
Francie groggily opened her eyes as she slowly began to rise.
"Well look who's up. Ready for our revenge match?" Iori grinned.
Francie's eyes shot open as she frantically darted her head around. She was in he very room she had first encountered Iori in back when she tricked her with the chloroform game. While she herself appeared fine, Myrtle laid on the floor besides her, bound and gagged.
"The hell's going on!?"
"Revenge, that's what," Iori snarled as she slammed a chessboard down on the coffee table. "We're gonna have a proper collab, one with an underground chess match."
"U- UNDERGROUND!?"
"Well, guess so. That way I can tact on a nasty batsu without anyone complaining."
"And what is that?"
Iori smiled and held up the king. "We put our asses on the line."
"Huh?"
"Just as it sounds, our asses will be on the line. No danger to our lives, unless you count hemorrhoids as lethal."
"HEMORRHOIDS!?"
"Yeah. Here's how this works, and why I'm going so far as to classify this shit as an underground match. We're gonna play chess, but with a catch; whoever loses gets all their captured pieces shoved up into their ass!"
It was then that everything clicked for Francie. "And Myrtle?"
"Part of the deal I guess, but your ass would get every piece shoved up it."
"And if you lose?"
"My ass gets fucked."
The fear vanished from Francie's face as malicious sadism overtook it in the form of a devilish smile. "I've wanted to end your career for years, and chronic hemorrhoids would do just that."
"Perfect! Oh, but a few more rules. First, and most important, you resign or lose on time, all your pieces get shoved up your ass regardless of how many are actually captured."
"As a deterrent to stop you from lessening your punishment if you're losing? Permissible."
"Well someone's on the same page. Ya know I really thought we'd click before you chloroed and kidnapped me, but guess I'll settle for this kind of collab."
"Better savor it, cuz it'll be your last one ever."
"Then lets make this all or nothing and make it an Armageddon match. That means I get White, but if we draw, you win."
"Music to my ears!"
Once the pieces were all set up, Iori set up her phone in order to record everything before returning to the board and opening the game by moving her pawn to d3.
"Really? THAT"S your opening act!? Talk about stupid," Francie scoffed as she moved her pawn to d5.
"Nah, THIS is the opening act!" Iori grinned as she slammed her king down on d2.
"And? Unoriginal?" Francie scowled as she moved her pawn to e5.
"Then how about THIS!?" Iori snickered as she slammed her king down on c3.
"Pft... AHAHAHA! Now that's just idiocracy! But guess you're trying to save face with a captureless loss. Too bad it ain't happening!" Francie cackled as she moved her queen to h4.
"You wish," Iori smirked as she moved her pawn to f4.
"You're the obe that needs to be careful for what they wish for. Now since I'm about ti win, how about we add a last-minute rule that you also get fucked by every piece if you're mated without any of your pieces being captured," Francie malevolently gushed as she moved her queen to e7.
"Yeah, no. Rules stand," Iori growled as she moved her pawn to b3.
"Tch. Well, I'll do this the old-fashioned way then," Francie grumbled as she captured the pawn at f4 with her e-pawn.
Iori smirked and moved her king to b2, prompting Francie to develop her pieces in order to mount a better attack, choosing to do so by first moving her knight to c6. Iori was not going to let herself be mated though, and moved her pawn to c3, leading to Francie to up the pressure by advancing her pawn to d4.
"Boom! Pawn number one!" Iori grinned as she captured the pawn at f4 with her bishop.
"And another pawn for me. Check!" Francie cackled as she captured the pawn at c3 with her d-pawn.
"You mean another one for me," Iori countered as she captured the pawn at c3 with her knight.
"Two pawns can still fuck up your ass," Francie scoffed as she moved her queen to b4.
Iori struggled to keep her smile from widening at the sight of the move. Now she just had to gain the advantage outright, which she begn doing by moving her pawn to e4. And with Francie's play of queen to c5, the advantage was now Iori's, but the game was still far from over. Iori wasted no time in cementing her advantage by moving her knight to f3, but it was then that something major happened. Without thinking, Francie moved her bishop to h3.
"WAIT! FUCK-"
"Too late!" Iori laughed as she captured the bishop at h3 with her g-pawn.
Francie's cocky attitude quickly evaporated as sweat began to ooze down her face. "No, I haven't lost yet! Remember, it's Armageddon. I just gotta force a draw, and I win!" she thought as she moved her knight to a5.
"I bet she thinks she's gonna win with the draw. Thanks to that bishop blunder, her ass is now closer to the fucking block," Ioiri thought as she moved her rook to c1.
Francie clicked her tongue and castled queen's side, inadvertently making things much easier for Iori to achieve her as now she could move her knight to b5, opening the file for the rook. But all that move did was prompt Francie to capture the knight at b5 with her queen.
"Oh fuck... Just kidding, check," Iori smirked as she captured the pawn at c7 with her rook.
Francie scowled unamusingly and moved her king to b8.
"Check again!" Iori laughed as she moved her rook to d7.
Francie scowled and moved her king back to c8. Once more, Iori checked her by moving her rook to c7, forcing king to b8 again. This time, Iori decided to throw more pressure into the mix by moving her queen to c1.
Francie now had just one move she could make in order to avoid a forced mate, but instead of finding panw to a6, she moved her knight to c6.
"Time to pack it all away. Check!" Iori snickered as she captured the knight at c6 with her rook.
"LIKE HELL IT IS! CHECK!" Francie fumed as she moved her queen to e5.
"Lol, thanks for the free queen," Iori snickered as she captured said queen with her bishop, putting Francie in check once more.
"Ngh!" Francie trembled as she moved her bishop to d6.
"Bishop muber 2? You really wanna get fucked, don't ya?" Iori taunted as she captured the bishop at c6 with her rook.
Francie let out a frustrated groan and captured the rook at c6 with her rook, naturaly prompting Iori to capture said rook with her bishop, checking her once more.
"Fuck! I'm gonna lose, and I made shit worse for myself... FUCK!" Francie thought as she moved her king to a8.
However, the match didn't end as instead of mating Francie with queen c8, Iori instead moved her knight to d4.
"Huh? Why'd she do that?" Francie thought as she moved her knight to e7.
But the moment Iori captured said knight with her bishop, it all became clear.
A devilish smile formed on Francie's sweaty face. "She's being greedy. I can turn that aginast her, and if it ends in stalemate, I win!" he thought as she moved her rook to e8.
Iori didn't seem to be aware of, nor care about Francie's intentions as she moved her queen to c7. In fact, Francie deciding to capture the bishop at e7 with her rook made things easier for Iori as now she could capture said rook with her queen. Francie also didn't mind and moved her pawn to a6, setting up what she hoped to be her path to stalemate.
Iori trned her attention to the remaining pawns, capturing the one at f7 with her queen, first. Francie moved her king to a7, and watched as Iori continued to mop up the pawns, this time capturing the one at g7. She then moved her king back to a8, allowing Iori to capture the pawn at h7 with her queen.
"Yes, eat the pawns. You'll become so fat you won't be able to mate my king," Francie thought as she moved her king to a7.
"Bet you're thinking I'm gonna fuck up and stalemate, right? Well too bad, you're still on the fucked path," Iori thought as she moved her queen to c7.
Francie didn't see it in the slightest, and moved her pawn to a5, goading Iori into capturing it with her queen, checking her, and forcing her king to b8. Iori moved her knight to b5, closing in on the kill, though Francie continued to be clouded by delusions of stalemate and moved her pawn to b6.
"Wow, you're just one big idiot... or masochist. Check," Iori snickered as she captured the pawn at b6 with her queen.
"NOPE! YOU'RE THE IDIOT! YOU JUST BUNGLED INTO STALEMATE! ARMAGEDDON RULES SAY BLACK WINS IN A DRAW!" Francie madly cackled, all her sanity gone.
"You still got two moves you can make."
"And!? After that it's stalemate! YOU LOSE!" Francie laughed as she moved her king to a8.
"Guess it's stupid. You think stalemate's possible when it's MY turn!? Think again! Checkmate!" Iori shouted as she slammed her knight down on c7, winning the game.
Complete horror spread on Francie's face as she stared at the board. "No, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU BITCH! YOU FUCKING BITCH! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!"
"Let it all out. You'll be moaning so much you won't be able to form a coherent sentence," Iori snickered as she put on a giant rubber glove.
Despite just losing, Francie was not about to let her ass get violated, and quickly tried to make a break for it. The attempt ended in failure before it started, as Iori slammed her to the floor and quickly bound her wrists and ankles with zipties before pulling down her pants and panties to expose her bare ass.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY- MMPH!?"
"And the gagball goes on. Don't worry, I'll yank it off for the finale so the world can hear your moan. Now, let's start small with the pawns," Iori malevolently snickered as she gagged Francie and reached for one of the pawns. "1, 2, IN WE GO!"
"MMPH!"
Francie's eyes rolled back a bit as tears began to ooze out of them. Her asshole was burning in pain from having the pawn shoved up it. Then came relief as the pawn was removed, but it was all false relief as the next pawn was quickly shoved into her ass, eliciting a more pained muffled scream.
Myrtle watched in horror as Iori shoved the other 6 pawns one at a time up Francie's ass. Blood was beginning to ooze out of her ass and onto the pieces, and it was only half-way over.
"She's not going to do that to me too. PLEASE tell me she won't!" Myrtle thought.
Once the final pawn had been shoved into and yanked out of Francie's ass, it was onto the rooks.
"On the size chart, these guys are actually shorter than knights. Bet they might even hurt less than the pawns considering how flat they are. Welp, guess I finally got a science report I can submit!" Iori laughed as she shoved the first rook into Francie's ass.
Perhaps due to the pain of having 8 pawns previously shoved into it, Francie's screams appeared to sound slightly more pained than before.
"Hmm, hmm. Guess maybe the increased height plus the lingering pain made it more painful. Thanks for your continued support for the field of sado-science!" Iori cackled as she yanked the first rook out and shoved the second one in.
"MMMMMMMPH!"
Next up was the bishops.
"Wonder if your moans will get more aroused with this one. It is the dildo of the board!" Iori grinned as she shoved the first bishop into Francie's ass.
Sure enough, Francie's cheeks began to blush a bit as the bishop's shape provided some slight comfort to her burning asshole. The same remained for the other bishop, causing Francie's heartrate and anxiety to calm ever so slightly, but the moment Iori directed her gaze towards the knight in her hand, it all came barreling back.
"Looks like your asshole's about to get a lot wider! In comes the cavalry of FUCKED!"
Francie's eyes bulged out of their sockets as Iori forcefully shoved the knight up her ass. The pain was unbearable, so much so that saliva and foam were beginning to ooze out of her mouth. Her scream was less intense, but only due to the pain weakening her consciousness. Knight number two produced similar results, and brought forth a continued stream of blood oozing out of her ass.
"Not so big on knights now, are ya? Well onto the queen. Speaking of which, you're now the queen of FUCKED!" Iori snickered as she shoved the queen into Francie's ass.
"NGHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hahaha! Look who's the bitch now! That's what you get for tricking and kidnapping me! Now, onto the grand finale."
Francie's eyes widened in horror as she stared at the tip of the king.
"Normally I consider the king "lame-o", but here it's got a primo ass fucking mechanism. And it's the biggest piece here, so let's have you let it all out for the grand finale!" Iori laughed as she undid Francie's gagball.
"NO! DON'T- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
And with that scream, Francie lost consciousness and foamed completely at the mouth as she soiled herself.
Deciding not to remove the king lodged in Francie's ass, Iori instead chose the queen as a substitute as she went over to Myrtle and yanked down her jeans and panties before undoing her gag.
"NO! I WASN'T EVEN- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
And with that one shove, Myrtle was down and out.
"And that's what you get for fucking with me," Iori proudly huffed as she retrieved her phone and left the room.
The full game:
White: Iori Ishikiridokoro (2444) Black: DSPCM Francie Derring (2068)
1. d3 d5
2. Kd2 e5
3. Kc3 Qh4
4. f4 Qe7
5. b3 exf4
6. Kb2 Nc6
7. c3 d4
8. Bxf4 dxc3+
9. Nxc3 Qb4
10. e4 Qc5
11. Nf3 Bh3
12. gxh3 Na5
13. Rc1 O-O-O
14. Nb5 Qxb5
15. Rxc7+ Kb8
16. Rd7+ Kc8
17. Rc7+ Kb8
18. Qc1 Nc6
19. Rxc6+ Qe5+
20. Bxe5+ Bd6
21. Rxd6 Rxd6
22. Bxd6+ Ka8
23. Nd4 Ne7
24. Bxe7 Re8
25. Qc7 Rxe7
26. Qxe7 a6
27. Qxf7 Ka7
28. Qxg7 Ka8
29. Qxh7 Ka7
30. Qc7 a5
31. Qxa5+ Kb8
32. Nb5 b6
33. Qxb6+ Ka8
34. Nc7#
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