Chapter 39:
My Telekinetic Office Lady Girlfriend Is Way Too Powerful!
“Shota-kun, it’s time for your next assignment♡”
Ryoko smiled sweetly.
“Wait, already?”
Shota was still reeling from the recent “Find-a-Villa-for-the-Prince Mission” and hadn’t yet adjusted to the madness of the Special Assignment Sales Division.
“This time, it’s about rescuing the son of a certain prefectural governor who was kidnapped and is being held hostage by a shady overseas criminal syndicate. We’ve been asked to negotiate for his release.”
“Wait, wait, WAIT!!! There’s no way our company is just a regular trading firm!!”
Shota yelled in disbelief.
“We are a trading company♡ We just handle special negotiations sometimes.”
“That’s way too special!!!”
Clutching his head, Shota was nonetheless dragged along by Ryoko to the negotiation site...
Shota Gets Scouted by the Enemy NegotiatorAt a VIP suite in an overseas luxury hotel—
The negotiator representing the criminal group was already waiting.
“Nice to meet you, Ms. Takahashi.”
A tall woman in a sleek suit greeted them with a sultry smile, introducing herself in fluent Japanese.
“I’m Karen, in charge of this negotiation.”
Just as Ryoko was about to begin the talks—
“…Fufu, how interesting.”
Karen’s gaze shifted to Shota.
“You’ve got a great look. Very... captivating.”
“Wait, what!?”
“Why don’t you join our organization? I think you’d be perfect for the honey trap division♡”
“No, no, no, no way!!!”
Shota shook his head frantically.
(Why am I getting scouted by the enemy!?)
But Karen remained unfazed.
“You may not realize it, but you have a natural talent for attracting women. You should consider using that... professionally.”
“I don’t want that kind of ‘talent’!!”
—Shota’s uncanny charm was kicking in again.
Thud…
At that moment, an invisible pressure filled the room—Ryoko’s presence.
“Ufufu♡, Karen-san, you’re quite the joker. But I’m afraid Shota-kun is still under contract with me—(until death), that is. I’ll have to ask you not to make any rule-breaking offers♡”
“…Okay, Ms. Takahashi. My apologies for the ‘rule-breaking’. I was simply dazzled by Shota’s incredible potential. You truly have an amazing subordinate.”
Shota: “That’s great and all, but what kind of ‘rules’ are we talking about here?!”
—In the end, thanks to Ryoko’s flawless negotiation skills, the governor’s son was safely rescued.
But this incident… would spark something even more outrageous.
The President Sets His Sights on ShotaThe next day, Shota and Ryoko were summoned to the president’s office.
“Thanks to you two, the negotiation went smoothly. Outstanding work.”
The president nodded, clearly pleased.
—However.
“Still… Shota-kun, I must say I’m surprised by your talents.”
“Huh?”
“You seem to have a natural ability to attract women. For our next mission, I’d like you to take charge of honey trap negotiations.”
“EHHHHHHHH!?!?”
Shota’s scream echoed through the office.
“For your next job, I want you to approach a certain foreign government official’s mistress and secure a secret contract via the backchannel…”
“Wait—President! I’m just a regular sales guy, right!? Why are you giving me spy missions!? What about workplace safety insurance!?”
“Don’t worry. You have the talent, and I personally guarantee your safety and your success. I’m counting on you—Honey-Trapper Shota!”
The president’s eyes gleamed with absolute sincerity.
“P-Please, Ryoko-senpai… help me 😭”
“……”
Ryoko smiled.
But her eyes—were terrifyingly cold.
“President.”
“Yes?”
“…If you don’t mind, I’d like to engage in a bit of sales myself♡”
—The air in the room changed.
Shota felt a chill run down his spine.
(Oh no… she’s entered full-on ‘danger mode’…)
Ryoko slowly stepped toward the president.
“Do you seriously intend to give my Shota-kun that kind of job?”
“N-No, I just meant he’s the right fit, and…”
The president faltered.
Ryoko’s gaze sharpened—like a predator locking onto its prey.
And then—
“Fufu… Don’t worry, President. I’ll just adjust your thinking—just a little bit♡”
The Next Day — Shota Returns to Regular SalesWhen Shota returned to his usual desk, his coworkers looked stunned.
“Whoa, Shota! You’re back? We heard you got transferred to some insane department!”
“Y-Yeah… stuff happened…”
—And the president?
“Shota-kun… just do normal sales from now on… please…”
He bowed to Shota, face pale as a ghost.
“…President, what happened?”
“Don’t ask…”
“……”
Shota sighed deeply.
(In the end, Ryoko-senpai handled everything again before I could even act...)
Still, he was relieved to return to normalcy.
“Alright. Now I can finally do normal work again…”
—Or so he thought.
“Shota-kun♡”
Ryoko hugged him from behind.
“Wha—!?”
“Together at work, together at home♡”
“Even if it’s normal work, I’m still in your department, right!? I’m completely under your control!!”
“Fufu, just your imagination♡”
And so, Shota’s corporate life remained entirely within Ryoko’s grasp—
Epilogue: Shota’s LamentThat night, while being cuddled by Ryoko, Shota muttered:
“…I wonder if the day will ever come when I can be a normal office worker…”
“It’s okay, Shota-kun.”
Ryoko whispered with a gentle smile.
“Because I’ll always be by your side♡”
Will normalcy ever return to Shota’s future…?
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