Chapter 0:

This is My Story (Prologue)

7 Little Bitchies


Let me tell you a story.
A story about me.
My name is Utama Karakata. I am in tenth grade in high school, and I am... a harem protagonist.

Don't believe me?
Let me explain.
Did your childhood female friend have a feeling for you? I do.
Did your female library chat buddy have a feeling for you? I do.

Then get this.
A girl who is best at sports realized that there was someone better than her. After that, she challenges you every day and develops feelings towards you.
Yeah, I experienced that.

How about this?
A female senpai helped you with your studies, but instead, she wanted to show off her knowledge. You felt the need to take revenge because you don't like it when someone steps on you like a rug.
Welp, guess what? She also developed a feeling because she had a thing for a smart boy.

I wish that were it, but no.
A girl showed off her wealth to you and said, "YoU CaN bUy AnYtHiNg WiTh MonEy". Then you obliterated her and let her know that money can't really buy everything.
After that happened, she developed feelings towards you and tried to show off even more.
Yup, I experienced that as well.

That was what? Like, five girls. Ah... now we are onto the most frustrating one.
Hear me out, well... don't actually. If you have gotten this far, thank you for hearing my tangent. But if you felt the need to go out, this is your chance, go out and find another story.

Now you are staying here with me. Hear me out!
Imagine this! Two strangers were arguing over something I didn't understand. Wait, hold on! Let me specify, they and I, we never met each other. We were ACTUALLY strangers who just met that day. When I saw the fighting, pulling hair, and throwing hands, I jumped in and stopped the fight.

I thought that was the end of those two, but without my knowledge, lo and behold, they transferred to my school to pursue feelings towards me. Like, both of them were trying to win me over, just over that?

Look, I know I sounded like I was complaining. Well, I did complain, and I know you can argue that I have a better life than most of you, but no. I don't have it. It felt like the opposite because, for some reason, these girls don't really think logically, and tried a genuine relationship with me. NO. They were fighting each other over ME!

At the end, I just became the center of attention. The center of these seven idiots who tried their best to get the best of me. They didn't know what I thought about them. They just want to be with me.

They were really annoying, but I just couldn't reject their feeling. People were watching. What would they think about me if I rejected them, the beautiful angels? I would get the gossip throughout my entire life. And not just that, the girls I rejected would get a broken heart, and I know some of them would commit heinous actions.

I was trapped, and I couldn't escape this. I stuck to being the main protagonist of seven...
What? No. They're not cute little dwarfs that follow me, no! At least dwarfs were useful for the sleeping beauty; they helped her do some shit. No, no, no.

What I have here are not seven dwarfs.
They are far from it. They are my...

SEVEN
LITTLE
BITCHIES

Are you ready for the ride? Well, I sure am... he he he
No, not really.

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