Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be a harem protagonist?
Have you ever wondered what it feels like when all the girls who like you stick by you?
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be the center of attention?

There is nothing good about those things, especially when you're surrounded by idiot girls.
They don't even benefit my life. They didn't even help me with anything. They just want to be around me.
They are not my seven dwarf. No, no, no. They are my...

SEVEN LITTLE BITCHIES