Sexy Bartending

“What if you were actually a prodigy? Could someone born today be the next Mozart, but never realize it because they could never afford an instrument? Could someone be destined to create nanotechnology at an affordable price, but was murdered unexpectedly? Maybe I should be asking, what if someone’s profession was suddenly taken away from them, and they were forced into another field? Could this new line of work eventually be what the whole world will know them for?”

When Kitezh transported to this world, she knew she had to use her invisibility for something. Less of a heroic thing, and more of a thing to brag about. She wanted to make sure everyone treated her like their Goddess.

Though, as time passed, people’s prayers turned into rebukes, especially those who have worked with her. But tonight, Kitezh plans to earn a different kind of positive reputation at a tavern.

“Holy crap, that outfit just screams ‘wardrobe malfunction!’” excitedly yells Frigyes.

Frigyes has successfully convinced Kitezh to take up the quest he handed her. Though, he likes to use the word “convince” to make himself seem charming. Kitezh was actually going to pick out a quest like this anyways.

The quest being…

“Sexy bartending is awesome!” blurted out Frigyes.

“I wasn’t convinced, but Kitezh managed to make this outfit work,” said a seductive voice.

It was a woman who was wearing a small and tight outfit that was just recognizable enough to be called a waitress uniform. Of course, it was made specifically to show off all the curves and large proportions of her boobs and butt.

“Attire is one thing, but anyone can put on a costume. It’s how you actually present your body and how you act. You’ll have a lot to learn from me, ohoho!” gloated the woman.

This annoying fanservicey woman is Nadia. She is going to be Kitezh’s caretaker under her “witness protection program”.

Kitezh looked at Nadia and Frigyes with a straight face. Below her face was a waitress outfit clearly made by Nadia. It had a white top that tightly exposed her chest, and a short brown skirt that could reveal a lot if one were to bend over.

“Hey, isn’t this the part that you say ’This is so humiliating~’ or ‘I’m getting back at you guys for making me do this!’” questioned Frigyes.

“I already knew exactly what I was getting into. If I were embarrassed, I would have torn up that request from the beginning,” said Kitezh in a casual tone.

Frigyes and Nadia stared in confusion.

“So, what exactly is this big help for sexy bartending?” Kitezh asked Nadia.

Nadia gripped Kitezh’s shoulder.

“It’s the one night of the week where we work late and giving the guys a show! The owner of the tavern organized it himself.”

“Okay, let’s get started then,” said Kitezh as she started pulling her skirt down.

“NOT LIKE THAT!” yelled Nadia.

“I meant we try to seduce guys and make them feel good. Flaunt our bodies at them. They will stick around longer and give more money,” Nadia continued.

Kitezh looked at the room. Most of them were guys who had a hard day of work. There were also girls who looked ready to get wasted.

Some had obvious signs of having a victorious battle against monsters, with the dust on their battle-torn clothes.

“I’ll get the orders and prepare them. I’ll give a demonstration how that works. You will deliver the trays of food and drinks,” explained Nadia.

“I know how to write stuff on a piece of paper and deliver food. They’re all just going to order ale.”

“On this night, there’s more to that. For instance, take this thing off!”

Nadia yanked the helmet off Kitezh’s head.

“Hey, I could’ve done it myself,” said Kitezh, as she rubbed her head.

“I’ll keep it in this cupboard. Besides, isn’t the whole point of working here is to NOT get attention from assassins?”

“It’s my only form of defense though.”

“If you’re seductive enough, you might become the femme fatale of your assassin.”

Nadia put the helmet in the cupboard above a prep table.

“Nadia has a point. Who knows where my next killer will show up. Still, if anything happens, I need my helmet to fight,” though Kitezh.

“OW!” Kitezh yelled from a sudden pain.

Kitezh felt something scratch her head. She felt something fluffy.

“Oh, this a much cuter headwear for you!” squealed Nadia.

Kitezh looked in the mirror. She saw on her head was a headband with two black kitty ears.

“Why aren’t you wearing something like this too?” asked Kitezh.

“Kitezh, you needed a little more spice. I’m more prepared with my sexy looks.”

Nadia suddenly flips up Kitezh’s skirt. Her white panties were exposed.

“Those are too childish to show off. But hey, maybe there are guys into that, ohoho,,” teased Nadia.

Kitezh put her skirt down. She was prepared to say something.

“Okay, the shift has started, let’s go!” hastily exclaimed Nadia.

She pulled Kitezh from the prep table and to a group of males. She jumped and lay on the table.

“Hey, boys! Ready to order something?”

They guys all cheered in unison that they’re ready. One guy, however, stayed silent. He had his head down.

Nadia scooted around and got uncomfortably close to the quiet guy.

“You alright, sweetheart? You can tell me if I’m scaring you,” Nadia said to the guy.

“I’m ready, I’m just- HA!”

“He’s just shy. He’s never seen a huge pair of tits before!” The guy next to the quiet one cut right front of his view.

“Ohoho. Well he did come out here tonight, so I’ll make sure he’s comfortable. If he wants to see anything, you can let me know”

Nadia carefully lines her cleavage with her finger.

“Y-yeah. Hehehe,” chuckled the quiet man.

Nadia wrote down the orders of the table. Kitezh stared at Nadia intensely. She was learning from a “master”.

“Alright, I’ll let you take the next table,” said Nadia.

“Over here!”

Kitezh turned to the voice. It was Frigyes, amongst some other random guys.

She was about to proceed to the table, but Nadia suddenly pulled her to her mouth.

“Oh, I just remembered something. I’m sort of the ‘mature, sexy girl’ of the night. If we have two of them, it would cause some unnecessary competition, and bore some of the patrons if they get the same thing,” Explained Nadia.

“So what do you want me to do?” asked Kitezh

Nadia petter her ears, and stroked her hair like a pet cat.

“You can be the submissive, clumsy waitress! You’ll be so cute!”

“And how does that work?”

“I can tell you’re the introverted type. You can act more like youself, but put a cute twist on it. Treat these guys like your master, and put a smile on your face.

“And the clumsy part?”

“Well, you are new here after all. If you make a mistake, you have to bow down and tell them ‘I’m so sorry, masters!’”

Kitezh had the instructions flow through her head, and set off to the table.

“…and then I held up sword, and thrusted it into Lev’s back! He fell and cried like a baby. I told him ‘and that’s for trying to take my girl!’” Frigyes told the guys.

“You’re already making up fake stuff about our battle that took place like 2 days ago? No wonder rumors about me spread quick” sighed Kitezh

“Well, you’re still the subject of the story, relax.”

Kitezh could tell he was making the story about himself.

Nadia put her hands on her shoulders, and spoke quietly into her ear.

“Remember what I told you.”

Kitezh pulled out a pencil and paper.

“Can I get your orders?” asked Kitezh monotonically. She stared at them with a bored look.

“Uh, ale?” said a voice.

“Smile!” quietly snapped Nadia.

Kitezh made an incredibly forced grin and stared down at everyone. Everyone looked back in silence.

“I’m sorry, she’s still new to this!” butted in Nadia.

She took all their orders quickly, and promptly left.

“She’s a lot sexier than that, I swear!” Frigyes told the guys from a distance.

Nadia went to the barrels of ale, and filled up mugs.

“Kitezh, did you hear a thing that I said?” Nadia asked in a concerned way.

“I’m still new to this,” replied Kitezh.

“I know you’re just here to lay low, but at least learn how to make the customers happy!” gleefully said Nadia.

Nadia surprisingly did not seem mad about Kitezh’s horrible first impression at the table.

Kitezh was handed a large platter with several mugs of ale on top. There were also some bowls of peanuts and a small plate of meat lying on top.

“Deliver this to the table down there,” ordered Nadia. She pointed to the first table they took the order from.

Kitezh picked up the platter with both hands.

“It’s more elegant to hold it with one hand, by the way.”

Kitezh balanced the platter with one hand. She could feel the contents shake to the side, but eventually got a good hold.

Kitezh began to walk carefully to the table. She could see the guys at the table chattering to themselves.

WHOOSH!

CRASH!

Something hit Kitezh. She had her head on the floor. She opened her eyes and saw the result. She could see broken glass on the ground, and all the beer spilled on the floor.

Kitezh recollected what had happened. She put her hand behind and felt her dress. It was flipped up, kind of like how Nadia did it earlier. Except, she knows she felt some different force through her legs.

Kitezh looked behind. She saw Nadia hide something. She sees the smile on her face. However, it was more a dominatrix kind of smile.

Kitezh then began to hear loud voices of both anger and laughter. She looked up and saw guys pointing down at her.

“You spilled it all over my legs,” yelled on guy’s voice.

“Give her a break, she’s just some newbie girl. Maybe we can have her sit here and we comfort her, hahaha!” yelled another guy.

Kitezh finally realized what the guys were really looking. They were seeing her exposed panties from her skirt lift up.

She got up quickly.

“I don’t know what the hell happened, but- MMF!”

A hand was covering Kitezh’s mouth.

“Give this girl a break. She’ll apologize for the mess she caused,” said Nadia from behind.

Nadia forced Kitezh on the floor.

“Go on, tell them all you’re a klutzy girl who can’t do things right!” yelled Nadia in a domineering voice.

“I-I’m sorry for being a klutzy girl who can’t do things right!” parroted Kitezh.

STAMP!

Nadia’s foot is on Kitezh’s back.

“Aren’t you missing a line?”

“U-uh, masters! I’m sorry, my masters!” cried Kitezh.

“Ohoho! You learn quickly! That’s a good girl!” maliciously laughed Nadia.

Nadia put her foot off, and pulled Kitezh back up.

“I’ll get another table’s order. You clean this up,” Nadia said, walking away from the scene.

“Hey! Don’t just stand there! Get your ass moving, you klutz!” yelled one of the voices from the table.

“I can’t keep my feet up on this seat forever. I’m not stepping in that shit!” yelled another.

“Well, you might be there forever if she even screws up cleaning! Hahaha!” laughed another.

Kitezh walked to the supply closet for the cleaning supplies.

“Kitezh, hey, are you okay?”

Frigyes came up behind Kitezh.

“I know that was Nadia’s doing. Is she always like this? Could you ask her to- uh… Why are crouching like that?”

Kitezh looked at Frigyes who was somewhat scrunching and had his hands at his pants.

“Well Kitezh, it’s just Nadia is kind of, you know, hot. And the way you had your skirt up and her stepping on-”

“Grrrrrr!” angrily growled Kitezh

“Alright, I’m done for the night! Good luck, it’s just for the night, and you get your pay!”

Frigyes scurried out of the tavern in embarrassment.

Kitezh grabbed a mop and bucket. She looked at the distance where Nadia was getting someone’s order.

Kitezh didn’t sign up for a quest to fight, but she had locked her eyes on a new enemy.