Rude tourists

"OMG! Kae, this is the lit shit!" Harajuku exclaimed as she stared down one of the town's many shotengais. 

"I see a poster for the stuff from one of my books. Heh, we gotta check it out," Shalala grinned as she pointed at a cardboard cut-out in front  of a convenience store. 

The two quickly charged for the store, not showing any respect for those they were shoving aside. 

"OMG! Look! They got lemon milk or some shit," Harajuku exclaimed as she pointed at a milk carton with a lemon on it. 

"We gotta try it. Here, let me film- Oh shit, forgot we lost our phones," Shalala frowned. 

"Then we just get some new ones," Harajuku smirked as she walked up to two nearby schoolgirls and stole their phones. 

"HEY! What gives!?" the schoolgirls protested, but the elves paid them no heed and began filming themselves. 

"Whazzup! We Kaeomi n' Nina Blanc! And look! Lemon milk!" Harajuku gasped as she zoomed the camera in on the carton. 

She then grabbed the carton off the shelf, opening it up and taking a sip much to everyone's, but Shalala's, shock. 

"BLEGH! Tastes like shit. Probably expired. Guess that means we gotta do a service," Harajuku snickered as she began darting her head around. 

"What you looking for?" Shalala asked. 

"Trash, but I don't see it. Guess we milk bottle dis shit," Harajuku shrugged as she threw the carton down hard on the floor, creating a small puddle of lemon milk tea. 

Shalala then grabbed a carton and tried it just like Harajuku did, but unlike her, she actually liked the drink. 

"Lol, you gonna hurl later," Harajuku snickered as Shalala began clearing the shelves of the lemon milk tea. 

The two continued down the drink section trying out any drink they pleased. If they hated it, it was chucked on the floor, and if they liked it, they took the whole stock, using wind magic to carry everything. The same was true for the dry foods and meals, even the snacks and candy. 

Judgement would soon come their way though as they reached the register and the VERY angry clerk manning it. 

"Look! They got MacBonalds chicken!" Shalala gasped as she pointed at some chicken in a display case. 

"Uh oh! Graymuce gonna shake em! but wait... The shit won't open... How we supposed to try this shit n' get stalked by Graymuce?" Harajuku gasped. 

Shalala shot her a grin and pressed her finger to the glass, moving it along the edges. Once she was done, she dramatically pressed the glass, causing it to tumble inward before falling to the floor. 

"And there's the chicken. Eatdadakimas!" Shalala snickered as she reached in and grabbed handfuls of chicken.

"'Eatdadakimas'? That right?" Harajuku asked as she devoured a piece of chicken. 

"What it sounds like and what I've been saying for 1,020 years." 

"You weren't into anime shit until you were 20." 

"I was actually when I was a baby, but shit suppressed it til I was 20. Anyway, you bring the cash?" 

"Lol, no." 

The angry clerk looked up and towards the entrance of the store, a slight smile forming on his face as he noticed a squad of officers hovering outside. 

"Oh shit, the popo!" Shalala groaned as she took notice of the officers. 

"This bozo call them? Lol, guess we don't gotta pay and not get Grand theft manual wasted!" Harajuku manically grinned as she lifted up the clerk with her magic and hurled him at breakneck speed towards the entrance. 

The automatic door was far too slow to react, causing the poor clerk to smash through it and into the officers. 

"Bullseye! That's an Iiw sports level strike!" 

"I only counted 4 officers. Need 6 more for it to be bowling." 

The two schoolgirls screamed in terror and ran out as fast as they could as did others nearby. The officers quickly got to their feet and pointed their guns at Shalala and Harajuku, ordering them to surrender peacefully. But the elves had no such intentions, and decided now was the time to assert their power. 

Pointing her hand at one of the officers like a gun, Shalala blasted out an energy ball the size of a basketball directly at one of the officers, hitting him square in the chest and passing straight through him before dissipating. Everyone stared in horror as the officer hacked up blood and fell to the ground dead in seconds. 

"The hell!? OPEN FIRE!" one of the remaining officers shouted as he and his fellow officers began firing at the elves. 

"Lol, at this distance, blocking bullets is easy," Harajuku smirked as all the bullets heading towards her and Shalala stopped in midair. 

"Yeah, let me try something more intense. Camera's still rolling, right?" Shalala asked as she snagged one of the guns and held it up to her head. 

"It rolling!" 

"Good!" Shalala grinned as she pulled the trigger. 

Everyone went silent as they stared at Shalala. Blood slowly began to trickle out of the side of her head, however, she still looked alive and well. Then to everyone's horror, she slowly pulled back the gun, revealing the bullet frozen in midair next to her head. Only the tip had slightly penetrated her skin before she stopped it. 

"Ah, got some blood. You ain't no YoYo Yostar," Harajuku snickered. 

"What do you mean? The arrow's gotta penetrate you in order to get dand power. See look, it's nova platinum," Shalala grinned as she summoned a rocky golem. 

"That's just a normal golem."

"No it's not. Rao rao rao these fools!" 

The golem stared down at the officers and slowly pulled back it's fist. One officer took off running while the other two unloaded their cartridges into the golem to no avail. Then the golem swung it's fist, hitting both officers and sending them flying off into the sky. 

"OO! Homerun! But no punch rush, 0/10," Harajuku smirked. 

"Power's everything. Now lets head back to- LOOK! They got manga on display!" Shalala gasped as she ran over to another store. 

"Take it all back. I wanna eat this shit before it goes bad." 

Shalala nodded and used her wind magic to take the entire manga stand with her. At this point, all the onlookers could do was watch in fear as the two elves slowly made their way back to the southern woods.

By the time the two exited town, Bisento finally caught up with them. "What's all that?" she asked as she stared at the large balls of food and goods hovering behind Shalala and Harajuku. 

"We went on a shopping spree, now we wanna chill. Oh, and Winona's really dead. Sorry," Harajuku giggled as she and Shalala strolled past the confused Bisento. 

"Well, it looks like you at least caused some damage. I just hope you continue to do so in the future and constantly until this place is destroyed." 

"Don't worry, we'll be back for another snack run. Plus they actually got new manga volumes here so I got to catch up on lots of shit." 

"Man-ga?"

"Uhp, I mean picture books. Bye!" 

...

On the north end of town, the green-haired elf recoiled in horror as she stared at the objects that had landed to either side of her. "T- Two humans!? W- Was this a planned attack!? Ahh! I wanna go home!" she trembled as she turned to look at the crowd of frightened humans before her.