Chapter 3: This Is It?

Owwww.

Good thing I don't have any lingering pain from my life. The pain I am feeling now is enough for me.

“Um can you get off me? I'm not your personal bed.” Alma is currently on top of me with Aide hanging on her shoulder. Honestly, I wouldn't have minded her continuing to sit on top of me, I like the numb feeling that comes after an object lay on top of you with some weight for a while. Nothing to do with wanting the soft feeling previous of her butt on me. However, I can't let her be suspicious of me not saying anything after a while.

“You couldn't even let me take a moment and process what happened but fine have it your way loser.” Alma got up, patting any dirt off herself in the process.

She placed down Aide, who looked quite sad at that action. He really is attached to her.

“You can walk for now, can't you? It's okay.”

“Yeah, I guess...” Aide began to count how many rocks were on the ground as he magically glowed.

“What the heck!” I blurted out as Aide grew to an average height. Taller than Alma but shorter than me of course.

“Hehe did I surprise you there?”

“Are you actually a little kid or are you one of those who like to catfish on the internet?”

“Internet? I never contacted that person.”

“It’s not a person, it’s a network of billions of computers, smartphones, and any other device that is electronics.”

Aide raised his eyebrows in a disappointing look, “You know I never lived in your world, right?”

“I don't want to hear that type of tone from a kid who barely reached my knee.”

“I'm at your lips now.”

“Pause.”

“Huh?”

“Your lingo is not universal.” Alma butted in, I guess she knows more than Aide about my world.

“But you know what is universal?”

“What?”

“This!”

In an instant, my pants flew down to my ankles.

As if I was in an anime, I lowered my knees inward while placing my hands on my crotch instantly, letting out a high pitch yell.

“HAHAHAHA!” Aide let out a hearty laugh with tears forming, ready to fall out his eyes.

I used to laugh at these scenes myself when watching anime, but to see it happen to me? That’s not cool, not cool at all. I would like to apologize to every anime girl.

What irritates me more though….

“Aide! You little wretch.”

I pulled my pants up as I got ready to walk towards Aide, but he ran behind Alma for protection.

“Of course you are hiding behind Alma, you coward.” Then it clicked to me, “How were you able to do that without touching me?”

“I’m glad you asked! Since my job is to guide souls in the afterlife, one of my powers is using ghost like hands and guide them to do anything I want.”

She was too proud when saying that.

“That sounds lame, but never mind that, what’s my power?”

“Well, maybe something to do with wrestling? Usually whatever you were or good at in your past life translate here as your power.”

“What do you mean?”

“For example, if someone was into collecting and shooting guns in their old life, in here, they would have insane shooting accuracy with any gun like weapon.” She continued, “But for someone like you, you may end up with no power at all, better hope you don’t run to powerful enemies. You will be doomed haha.”

I will ignore that, although her flashing an innocent smile while saying something rude is annoying.

“I see, I see, I can’t wait to see what power I have. It would have been nice to know about this when we were in the afterlife.” I strike a glare at Alma.

Alma turned her gaze behind her acting as if there was someone else responsible for her incompetence.

“You shouldn’t try your luck with me. That’s the first and last time anyone will ever touch you in this world.”

My face scrunched up in confusion, oh wait no one can see that, “What do you mean?”

With her expression turning very serious, wait is she trying to hold back a smirk? Alma explained, “It’s because we are the only ones left in this world due to the demon king destroying everything in its path.”

Of course, the moment it’s my turn to get isekai’d, the subscription gets cancelled early!

“You got to be joking, I refuse to believe you, let’s go and explore, we’ve been standing here for a while.” I spoke up once again as I began to walk, signaling both Aide and Alma to follow me.

“It’s pointless, even if you walked every land in this world… You won’t find a single person.” Alma said again.

I ignored her as I tightened my fists, I would find other living beings. There’s no way it’s just us, I don’t even know how to contact the other goddesses to see whether there’s another world or not to go to instead.

It seems I finally found something to do in this world, find people so I can recreate and sell my merchandise! What?! I’m dirt broke right now! It’s perfect! I will build society back up and shoot my way to the top! My mask will be on everything once again; clothes, toilet paper, couches, kitchens, beds, cups, plates, and anything else I will eventually think of! I will be back to being a millionaire!