Chapter 17:
Crazy Putter: An Isekai Mini Golf Story
Beneath the League Tower, beyond even the Hall of Roots, there existed a place most Guardians considered myth — a space no map marked, no history acknowledged. It was spoken of only in cautious whispers:
The Rootbound Vault.
Now those whispers were growing louder.
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Mira sat upright in the Echo Chamber, eyes glowing faintly, threads of her fractured selves weaving back into coherence. She'd been silent for hours since her return, but when she finally spoke, her voice echoed with more than her own presence.
“They’re not just broken courses,” she said. “They’re alive. And something is growing beneath them.”
Mike leaned forward. “You mean the Rootbound?”
Mira nodded. “A network of corruption. Not like the Corruptor — not chaotic. Structured. Intentional. Like roots feeding on old play, old failures.”
Zari looked to the Core, which now pulsed with erratic green light. “And it’s connected to Verdara. It’s pulling energy from it.”
Nova scowled. “So we sealed one evil and woke up something worse.”
“Not worse,” Riven said quietly, gripping his staff. “Older.”
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They found the Vault’s entrance beneath the Tree’s oldest root — a spiral staircase carved into living wood, each step marked with a symbol long since erased from the League’s lexicon.
As the team descended — Mike, Zari, Nova, Riven, and Mira — the air thickened. Reality twisted. Time stuttered.
“We’re passing through course-layers,” Mira said. “Like sediment from games long dead.”
Ancient voices whispered around them — echoes of long-lost players. Ghosts not of people, but of matches played and forgotten.
When they finally reached the bottom, they found the door.
It wasn’t metal or stone. It was a sealed green, overgrown and dormant, its cup covered by thick thorns.
The door was a hole.
Zari stepped forward, pulling her putter.
She took a breath.
And putted.
The moment the ball touched the cup, the thorns pulled back, shrieking.
The Vault opened.
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The Rootbound Vault was not a chamber — it was a course. But not like any they’d played before.
The fairways stretched infinitely in every direction, each hole floating in space, connected by roots that twisted like arteries. The sky above was dark, flickering with memories — players frozen in old swings, rules unraveling mid-game.
Riven gazed at the walls. “This isn’t just a vault. It’s a graveyard.”
They played carefully — each hole a challenge rooted in the sins of past games: Cheat’s Bluff, where every swing revealed a tempting shortcut. Hole of Glory, where the scoreboard sang false praises. The Perfect Paradox, where every hole was a par 1, but impossible to reach in one stroke.
Each course tempted them. To win. To skip. To bend.
But they resisted.
Because the moment you cheated — the course knew. And it fought back.
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At the end of the 18th cursed hole, they found the Vaultkeeper.
It wasn’t a creature, but a being — a towering, faceless entity composed of rule fragments, penalty cards, and shattered trophies. Its eyes were twin scorecards, forever tallying.
It boomed with a thousand voices:
“You play in a graveyard of broken games. Do you think yourselves better?”
Mike stepped forward, gripping his club. “We’re not better. We’re trying to make it right.”
The Vaultkeeper extended a hand — offering them a single golden rulebook.
But inside, every rule was written in red.
“Sign. And you’ll have control. Eternal fair play. Eternal victory.”
Zari shook her head. “That’s not how the game works.”
Riven stepped forward, staff glowing. “And that’s not what play is for.”
The Vaultkeeper roared — and the final hole opened beneath them.
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They fell.
Through greens older than memory. Past games between creatures that had no names. Past the first putt ever made — a child striking a stone across a field, laughing.
And then, silence.
They landed on a blank course. No hole. No flag. No boundaries.
Just endless green, and a single ball, resting on a tee.
Zari looked down.
“The first hole,” she whispered.
Mike nodded. “The origin of the Game.”
And across the field, walking slowly toward them… was a figure in robes of woven grass, eyes kind and infinite.
The First Player.
He said nothing. Just nodded, and pointed to the ball.
A challenge.
No rules. No boundaries.
Just intent.
Mike stepped up.
He looked to each of his team. Each nodded.
He swung.
The ball soared, not toward a cup — but upward, into the sky.
And as it rose, it bloomed. Not into light. Into new greens.
Dozens.
Hundreds.
Thousands.
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Epilogue: A New League Begins
They emerged from the Vault not to the League Tower…
…but to a field filled with new courses.
Courses born not of rules and structures — but of balance, growth, and play.
The Rootbound was not destroyed. It was transformed.
And from that transformation, a new kind of League began.
One not based on control…
…but on trust.
The League of Verdant Play.
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Zari stepped forward to the first of the new greens. Mira, Nova, Riven, Mike beside her.
She smiled.
“Let’s grow the game.”
And together, they did.
hapter Twenty-One: Rise of the Scorelords
The new courses flourished.
From Verdara’s wild greens to the rebirthed holes above the Rootbound Vault, players from across the multiverse flocked to the League of Verdant Play. Rules were no longer walls — they were scaffolding. The game had become something more: a living conversation between intention and action, fairness and freedom.
But not everyone celebrated.
Deep within the Cement Keep, a fortress buried in sterile turf and bureaucratic stone, a council watched with growing fury.
The Scorelords.
Twelve figures, draped in rigid white robes stitched with point totals, sat in a perfect circle. No names. Only titles: The Tallymaster, Lady Ledger, The Auditor, and others.
At the center, beneath a glass dome etched with ancient rule codes, floated an artifact long forbidden.
The Prime Scorecard — an object capable of imposing absolute scoring discipline across all courses.
Lady Ledger’s voice cut through the silence.
“They play without ranks. Without record. They erode the integrity of the system.”
The Tallymaster nodded. “They call it growth. We call it anarchy.”
Another Scorelord leaned forward. “Let us remind them: without rules, there is no game.”
The Prime Scorecard pulsed once — and somewhere across the multiverse, a green withered into static.
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