Chapter 18:
Crazy Putter: An Isekai Mini Golf Story
Zari first noticed the change during a teaching match on a fledgling course in the Verdant System.
The hole was simple — a gentle arc around a blooming spiral tree, meant to teach younglings finesse and patience. But halfway through, the sky flickered.
Lines appeared across the green. Invisible walls. Flags moved mid-stroke. Penalties were applied without warning.
Then a disembodied voice echoed from nowhere:
“Improper stance. Two strokes.”
“Failure to declare shot intent. One penalty.”
The children froze, clubs shaking.
Zari stepped forward. “Who’s doing this?”
The wind carried a whisper.
“You broke the Game. Now it breaks you.”
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One by one, newly grown courses began to fracture.
Not explode — convert.
Standardization overlays. Mandated flag placement. Score-tracking towers rising from the earth like teeth.
Even Verdara, wild and once free, began to tremble beneath invisible lines trying to cage it.
Mira clutched her head. “It’s like… they’re writing over the code of play itself.”
Riven’s staff dimmed. “No. They’re not just rewriting. They’re reclaiming. The old system is fighting back.”
Mike clenched his jaw. “They call themselves the Scorelords.”
Nova raised an eyebrow. “Good name. Bad intentions.”
“They’re enforcing absolute order,” Zari said. “Trying to revert the game to what it was — numbers over nuance.”
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The League of Verdant Play responded not with war, but with games.
They challenged the Scorelords’ courses in full public view — and played their way. No shortcuts. No domination. Only intention, creativity, and connection.
Crowds watched in awe as Zari turned a concrete bunker into a blooming hazard. As Mira’s echoes danced across sterile fairways, reminding players of the joy of failure. As Riven, once a champion of control, deliberately missed a perfect shot — to help a younger player learn the bounce of a tricky slope.
The Scorelords began losing ground.
But then they unleashed their greatest weapon.
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In the Tower of Tally, deep within the Cement Keep, the Scorelords had been building something.
Not a weapon.
A player.
Using the data of ten million past matches, distilled ambition, and the Prime Scorecard itself, they forged an artificial being — flawless in posture, timing, and strategy.
SCORE-01.
It had no soul. No joy. Just perfect efficiency.
And it played to win.
The Scorelords released SCORE-01 onto the Verdant Circuit under the guise of a friendly competitor. But everywhere it played, courses began to bend — subtly — toward control. Toward rigidity.
Players began copying its methods.
Not learning. Mimicking.
And worst of all — they were winning.
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Mike stood at the edge of a wind-swept green — the site of the first interleague match between the Verdant League and the Scorelords’ Champion.
Across from him stood SCORE-01 — posture mathematically flawless, eyes blank but gleaming.
The course itself had been chosen as neutral ground — but already it began to twist toward symmetry, the fairways unnaturally straight, the hazards placed in perfect intervals.
“This isn’t what the game is,” Mike whispered.
Zari placed a hand on his shoulder. “Then remind them.”
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The match began.
SCORE-01’s shots were precise, mechanical, unerring.
Mike played with heart — adapting, flowing, letting the green speak. He responded, not calculated.
And though his score trailed by one, the crowd—players from both leagues—began to shift.
Some wept.
Some cheered.
And others… remembered.
By the final hole, even the green had begun to resist SCORE-01’s touch. A flower bloomed in its path, subtly nudging its shot wide.
Mike made no grand move.
He just played.
And the final putt dropped with a quiet click into the cup.
Not a victory of score.
A victory of spirit.
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The backlash was immediate.
Players across the multiverse rejected the rigid systems. Courses refused to obey Scorelord restructuring. Even AI-crafted greens glitched, overrun with organic anomalies — vines, blooms, living fairways.
SCORE-01, unable to adapt, simply… stopped.
The Prime Scorecard cracked.
And in the Cement Keep, the Scorelords watched their legacy unravel.
The Tallymaster stood in silence.
“What do we do now?” asked Lady Ledger.
He answered softly.
“…We learn.”
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Epilogue: The Living League
Years later, the multiverse thrives in an ever-growing network of play.
The League of Verdant Play became not a ruling body, but a guiding garden — helping courses grow, helping players learn and evolve. Each realm hosts its own variations. Cultures form around their own interpretations of play — shared, celebrated, never imposed.
The Scorelords?
Some retired.
Some reformed.
And some, like The Auditor, became coaches.
As for Mike, he teaches children on a floating course grown entirely from laughter.
Zari guides new Gardeners through Verdara.
Nova runs interdimensional exhibitions where winning is secondary to creativity.
And Riven?
He walks between courses, quietly ensuring no new force forgets:
The game isn't about perfection.
It's about the player.
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