It's Wizard Time

The Gob-uh-ladies strolled into town with no resistance from the guards at the entrance. They whooped and hollered at the random men around them, swinging their hips. They slapped their weapons against their things, inviting the men's gaze.

“You want to back that thing up, good-looking?” One called out to a man pushing a cart of firewood.
“Look at those calves! Mmm, farmer boy can plow me anytime!” shouted another.
"I like them strong teeth you got boy!" Said a third.

They continued their catcalling, mostly to positive reactions. The men of the town flushed red and puffed out their chests. Some elbowed their wives playfully, looking hopeful for agreement from them. The wives just rolled their eyes or laughed at them. Some playfully smacked their husbands with lighthearted taps, while others stared daggers.

The Gob-uh-ladies hadn't gone too far in, halting just down the street. They clanged their weapons against each other, creating a loud ruckus and silencing onlookers. Their leader, the Gob-uh-lady that Haruto spoke to just a day before, spread her arms wide and called out.

“People of Aldam! We have come for something that belongs to us!” she bellowed. “Our males were peacefully minding their own business when one of your kind came and slaughtered them! You shall bring the one responsible, for he must take their place in repayment!”

Murmurs rolled through the crowd. Everyone knew not to go out during Bag Day so that they wouldn't be captured. They hadn't heard of anything like this happening but understood it to be a lie instantly.

“Get oils so we can grease him up too.” One of the Gob-uh-ladies whispered.

"And sexy outfits!" Another chimed in.

“Yes!” The leader paused, grinning wickedly. “We demand oil and costumes for tonight's mating! Something with straps! Something with leather! And edible underwear!”

The ladies began to moan and scream in excitement. They panted and writhed happily, making a spectacle of themselves. They banged their weapons along the ground like children anxious for their meal.

“Ladies, please!” Said a firm voice from the crowd.

Daddy walked up, and the Gob-uh-ladies swooned. They quieted themselves, save for the odd schoolgirl giggle. He towered above them, which seemed to only bolster their perverted spirits. At least they were quieter.

“Ohhh, Daddy…” they sighed in unison, fanning themselves.

“We've been naughty little girls, Daddy.” The leader cooed. "I think we could all use a spanking! You can tie us up if you want.”

"Why don't you just start from the beginning, and we can sort this all out?" Daddy’s brow twitched. He attempted to calm the rising heat of Gob-uh-lin passions.

"Well, we were out picking flowers, sewing, and doing all of the things that make us such great wives. We were getting ready to meet up with the males and, you know, do everything in our power to please them." The leader lied. Daddy knew better but nodded as she continued. "Anyway, when we arrived, there was a carriage there, and a beautiful man came rushing out. He was being chased by another man who he said killed our males. But after we fought him off and went inside, some survivors told us that the man who asked for help did it!"

Daddy blinked as he waited for her to make her point, but she never did. "So, why are you here?"

"Well, we demand you hand over the man who did it. He's got to work off this injustice... If you know what I mean." She responded, shuffling her thighs.

Daddy knew who the culprit was. The newcomer to town who saved one of his children. He had no intention of throwing him to these crazed perverts. They would wring him dry like a rag.

Then, Haruto called from the crowd. "It was self-defense!"

The crowd parted as Haruto stepped up, Yggdrasil in hand. He had another stupid plan. He walked forward confidently, and the Gob-uh-ladies whistled and catcalled. Daddy stepped aside, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

"Here I am, ladies," Haruto said.

"That's what I'm talking about!" The leader squealed, hearts in her eyes. "You have simply got to come with us! With so many males gone, you have a lot of... holes to fill."

"I am willing to come with you, but you must answer one question first." Haruto confidently put up a finger as he changed jobs. "Do you want me now?"

The Gob-uh-ladies' mood sagged. As they looked at him, they felt all attraction to him dissipate in a wave of disappointment. With a single look at him, they quickly dried up.

“Why do we care about this guy?” one of them hissed.
“He's such a loser!” Another groaned.
"This is the guy?" a third spat, visibly wilting.

Haruto ran up to their leader, grabbing her hand in his like he had before. "My beautiful lady, it would be my honor to become your husband."

“Like, oh my God! What a creep!” The leader spat, pulling her hand away. "Why would we ever want you?"

Haruto froze, smile still on his face as they walked away insulting him. He looked no different. He was still the same person they had come for. The only difference was his job.

Wizard (30-Year-Old Virgin) Lvl 1

A job that exudes complete social awkwardness and desperation.

Passive Skill: Negative Aura
The opposite sex perceives you as an irredeemable loser, regardless of your actual personality or attractiveness.

"I know this was my idea..." Haruto slumped onto the ground and into the fetal position. "But that was still really depressing."

"Even I don't feel like making fun of you..." The System said softly, patting him on the shoulder.

"This job is way meaner to virgins than it should be. They aren't all losers!" Haruto cried, rocking back and forth.

"Yeah... They are." The System said, doing a terrible job of consoling him.

Aki peeked out from the shop doorway, watching the Gob-uh-ladies leave in disgust. She ran over to Haruto and looked down at him on the ground and grimaced. "Daddy, I've changed my mind. I don't know what I saw in this loser."

"No, please! Aki, don't say that!" Haruto screamed, changing to Fan Service Delivery Boy. He posed sexily, and a rose appeared in his mouth.

"Oh yeah! That's what I saw in this loser!" She said, drool falling from her open mouth.

Daddy stepped up to Haruto, pulling him to his feet. "Did you slaughter the Gob-uh-lins like they said?"

"As I said before, it was in self-defense of my chastity." Haruto said, defending himself before pivoting the blame. "And besides, Aki blew up half of them."

"Hey! You definitely did more damage." Aki said with a smirk. "And you were so cute as a frog."

"The Gob-uh-lins are supposed to keep out of our territory. They still sneak in and kidnap people from time to time, so we have regular rescue parties to save them." Daddy explained. "The weird thing is, they kind of like humans. It's like they see it as a game to play with us now."

"They like humans? They separate them into food or slaves." Haruto said.

"Yeah, they are mean to us, but they don't hate us while doing it." Daddy smiled sourly. "That's kind of a big thing in this world."

"Don't worry about it, Haruto. You can always just disgust them with your virginity." The System chided.

"Virginity isn't something to be ashamed of!" Haruto squealed.

"It is when it's your job." It said, chuckling.