Chapter 606:

Omega idiot [Side Story 8 Intro]

En Passant Grandmaster

Mimoko let out a sigh as she sat in a seat at the Kawaguchi chess center. It was now October 26th, 2024, meaning Halloween was only a few short days away. However, the events of All-Japan still weighed on her heavily. Though in terms of immediate headaches, Mona Atel was present and had challenged Iori to a game, meaning peace and quiet was on hold for the time being.

The game began with Iori moving her pawn to d4, followed by Mona moving her knight to f6.

"You want a regular ole Indian Game? Nope, not gonna happen," Iori grinned as she moved her pawn to e4.

Mona rolled her eyes and nonchalantly moved her pawn to e5. The move caused Mimoko's gaze to narrow, and not in a good way as Iori's grin began to widen.

"Lol, we got an omega idiot here," Iori snickered as she captured the pawn at e5 with her d-pawn.

"'Idiot'!? I'm one of the most intelligent minds in India!" Mona fumed as she captured the pawn at e4 with her knight.

"She does have a 2400-rating, that being said, off days do happen," Mimoko sighed as Iori moved her queen to e2.

"And why are you dismissing me!? Your mother ever teach you to shut your mouth when backseating!?" Mona glared as she moved her knight to c5.

"Mimo-chan a backseat gamer? Nah, she only schools ya AFTER you've lost, or she's playing against ya and is so disgusted by your terrible play," Iori snickered as she moved her knight to c3.

"My play is elite," Mona glared as she moved her bishop to e7.

"Didn't you get swept by us back at the Chess Olympics by Azenira-chan?" Iori taunted as she moved her bishop to e3.

"A fluke! My record is flawless since!" Mona shouted as she moved her knight to c6.

As Iori castled queen's side and Mona castled king's side, Mimoko did a quick search of Mona's game history. True to her claims, she did have some high-profile wins, but also some notable losses.

"Bet she farmed to get that 2400," Iori smirked as she moved her pawn to f4.

"Did not!" Mona roared as she moved her pawn to d6.

"Iori-chan, it seems Mona-chan did have some high-profile wins. Don't belittle her skill just because she's having a bad match against you," Mimoko glared as Iori captured the knight at c5 with her bishop.

"A fraud like you has no right to even criticize me," Mona spat at Mimoko as she moved her bishop to e6.

"Mona-chan, do you want me humiliate you upon the chessboard?"

Mona recoiled ever slightly, let stopped herself from letting her unease show. Mimoko wasn't the type to normally get extremely angry, but in the rare cases she did such as with Kuon back in Budapest, she wouldn't hesitate to weaponize her intellect to humiliate you so bad on the chessboard, you'd be reeling for weeks, maybe months.

Kuon herself was little more than a sobbing, screaming mess these days thanks in no small part to Mimoko's wrath. Though Mona didn't know the details of Kuon's state, she could sense two things, Mimoko's bloodlust, and the fact that she really was losing her game against Iori.

"Guess I'd better finish this fast so Mimo-chan has time to strip n' spank ya after she fucks ya," Iori snickered as she moved her knight to f3.

"S- SPANK ME!?" Mona cried as she moved her knight to a5.

"Iori-chan, YOU'LL be the one getting spanked if you keep up that attitude," Mimoko snarled as Iori moved her queen to e4.

"I'd be down... Just gotta make sure we're recor-"

"No."

"Yes, ma'am," Iori frowned as Mona moved her pawn to f5. "Uhp! Roll the cameras after all! Oh wait, they're already rolling. EN PASSANT!" she grinned as she performed en passant and captured the pawn at f5 with her e-pawn.

The move left Mona's jaw hanging open in shock for a few seconds before she came back online and captured the pawn at f6 with her rook. Iori let loose a malevolent grin and moved her knight to g5, sensing all the momentum gathering at her command. All Mona could do was sweat, tremble, and launch a pathetic counterattack by moving her bishop to f5.

"Lol, you're just asking to be my elo fodder now. Check!" Iori grinned as she moved her queen to d5.

"I am not your fodder!" Mona fumed as she moved her king to f8.

"Oof! Lame-o king went f instead of h. Not like h would have gotten you off much better than FUCKED!" Iori laughed as she moved her bishop to b4.

"You degenerate whore!" Mona shouted as she moved her knight to c6.

"Want my bishop? Eh, sure," Iori shrugged as she moved her bishop to c4.

"YOUR ACTS AREN'T GOING TO WORK ON ME!" Mona fumed as she moved her bishop to e6. "Ah!"

"NOPE! Fork fucked for you! Check numba 2!" Iori grinned as she captured the bishop at e6 with her knight.

Tears began to ooze out of Mona's eyes as she moved her king to e8.

"Lol, that's where you should've gone a move ago. Check numba 3!" Iori laughed as she gleefully captured the pawn at g7 with her knight.

Though mate was inevitable, Mona resisted immediate demise by moving her king to d7. However, that actually allowed for a far more stylish and humiliating finish.

"Lol fucking lol fucking lol, you just asked for an fucking from the bishop. Check before mate!" Iori grinned as she moved her queen to e6.

Mona's face went pale as her jaw dropped to the floor. Her only legal move was to capture the queen at e6 with her rook, but if she did, a humiliating mate awaited. However, in a scenario like this, she was unable to stop herself from completing the move, giving Iori the honor of a mate on the board.

"Checkmate, motherfucker! Your ass really is omega tier after that huge blunder at the start," Iori laughed as she captured the rook at e6 with her bishop, winning the game.

Mona slowly got up and staggered over to a nearby bench before flopping down on it and curling up.

"That's going to sting her for a while. Now, Iori-chan, since you're free, how about we discuss that Halloween party you told me about a few days ago," Mimoko growled.

The full game:

White: Iori Ishikiridokoro (2504) Black: Mona Atel (2400)

1. d4 Nf6

2. e4 e5

3. dxe5 Nxe4

4. Qe2 Nc5

5. Nc3 Be7

6. Be3 Nc6

7. O-O-O O-O

8. f4 d6

9. Bxc5 Be6

10. Nf3 Na5