You're a capybara, mate

"Where am I? What am I?"

"You're a capybara, mate!" Dumbee smiled, now sporting a more unbuttoned shirt, showing off more of his hairy and muscular chest.

"Let's yaoi," a large hairy yowie monotonously groaned.

The capybara stared blankly.

"That's all he says mate, like one of those Yokemon," Dumbee smiled.

"Is there anyway for me to get back? I need to get back home so I can win the flame war I was having online with my ex-girlfriend," Capybara grumbled.

"Where ya from?"

"The big city in the human world."

"Can't travel further than Australialand, least not without a boat. Besides, I'm sure there's a computer somewhere in the outback."

"Let's yaoi," Yoai flatly groaned.

"Yaoi says he knows where to find a computer. Don't worry, mate, we'll get you back so you can win that flame war!" Dumbee smiled.

"And they journey. As for why Capybara was isekaid as a capybara? Cause that's what I say!"

"Look mate! A keyboard!" Dumbee grinned as he picked up a greasy keyboard lying in the dirt.

Capybara then noticed all the keys were missing.

"You must find all the keys, for this is the only keyboard in the outback," Cringe, proclaimed as he fluttered down before the two.

"Great Cringe211134! You are the greatest fan flamer ever!" Capybara flatly cried as he bowed before Cringe.

"Yes, did you add an extra 1 though? Anyway, here are all the keys that can spell my username. Unlike that shitty spider, I put in the work. All you viewers at home should read 9 novel flex and follow my blog on digicookiedough.net."

"Good going, mate! Let's type something out!" Dumbee smiled as he began typing.

A computer screen then appeared and displayed a website.

"This is the homepage. When you find all the keys, you can log in and win your flame war my Capybarra sycophant," Cringe stated.

"Look, mate! It says we can find some more keys if we go to this spot on the map," Dumbee smiled as he pulled out a map and pointed to a spot.

"Let's yaoi," Yaoi stated as he pointed in the direction of the keys.

Thus, the three set off to get the keys.