Chapter 28:
En Passant Grandmaster Volume 2
Haruki clicked his tongue as he tailed Rodeo from a distance. Much to his dismay, Iori was traveling with Rodeo, making it difficult for him to attack him. "That bald freak's still with him. I'll bide my time till the first round of rapid's over, but after round 2's done, I go in no matter if the lug's got an army guarding him. DESPER's take about 12 to 24 hours to recharge depending on how much you work them so I wanna use it before the evening," he thought.
His eyes widened as Rodeo went into the bathroom, forcing Iori to wait by the door. He attempted to leap at the chance, but stopped when he realized Iori was heading for him. Realizing that she was clearly after him, Haruki immediately bolted away as Rodeo exited the bathroom.
"Uh, Ishikiridokoro... Why you always followin’ me?" Rodeo asked as Iori skidded to a halt.
"Well that was fast."
"... I didn't go, I just stepped in."
"You notice the robed pretty boy coming after you? He seems to be afraid of me. Looks like lucky Rodeo gets to date me for the whole day," Iori giggled as she gazed seductively at Rodeo.
"... I don't need no guardin', specially not from a crazed slut. That guy some rich prick tryin' to swindle me like that snake, Tanabe, I'll punch em."
"Bad beef with Oki-kun? Look, you can totally punch that pretty boy, but if he challenges you to chess-"
But Rodeo was already walking away.
"Stubborn as a bull. I'm gonna have to stand guard, otherwise his ass is guaranteed to get DESPER fucked."
...
Storming into the salon, Haruki plopped down on a chair and slammed his fist into the armrest.
"And why are you here?" Himi smirked as she strutted up to him.
"Well hello, sexy. How about giving me full-body service with your body," Haruki smirked back as his mood improved.
"Oh that is tempting, but dominating you sounds so much better."
An aroused grin spread on Haruki's face. "Ah yeah, I'm so down for getting fucked n' raped."
"What an obedient little bitch boy. Now, how about you be more obedient and do as I command."
"What you commanding, queen?"
Himi leaned in close and whispered something into Haruki's ear.
"Whoa, whoa, you serious? You've got that cooking?"
"Yes, but if you the oh so seductive hunk were to join in... it'd be instant success."
"Butterin' me up. I may be down for rape play now, but a king's a king. Why should I obey a bitch?"
"As a reward for the plan, I'll become your sex toy."
"FUCKING DOWN!"
As Himi dumped a bottle of oil all over Haruki, eliciting an aroused moan from his lips, Yuzuha entered the salon, seeking to pass through to the secret puzzle cafe.
"Oi, I wanna have an appetizer first," Haruki sneered as one of his muscly bodyguards blocked Yuzuha's path.
"Sure, she is part of your plan, yes? And all my plan amounts to is piggybacking off yours," Himi chuckled.
"Um, could you please let me pass?" Yuzuha nervously asked the silent scowling muscly man in lederhosen blocking her path.
"Yuzuha-tan, let's have a bout of chess boxing," Haruki cooed as the lederhosen man his DESPER.
Yuzuha shrieked in terror as she suddenly found herself in a boxing ring.
"Now, first round's chess, second round's boxing. We repeat this pattern for 5 rounds. If there's no KO or mate, the DESPER decides by decision who wins. Don't worry, it's fair, unlike me."
"WH- WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
"Now if you lose..."
Yuzuha's eyes went wide with terror as she heard Haruki's proposal for a punishment. "HELP! LET ME GO!"
"Nah, there's no escape. You can't oppose me. Now we begin with chess."
Yuzuha suddenly found herself sitting before a chess board in the center of the ring. Her legs were shackled to the chair, preventing her from running away.
"You'll be allowed to run around during the boxing. Now, ladies first," Haruki sneered as Yuzuha's move clock started.
Yuzuha nervously moved her pawn to e4, followed by Haruki quickly moving his pawn to c5. She then moved her pawn to d4, prompting Haruki to capture it with his c-pawn. Yuzuha captured said pawn with her queen, but was forced to move it to c3 after Haruki moved his knight out to c6.
Haruki then moved his pawn to e5 and waited for Yuzuha's next move. "What a dumbass," he sneered as Yuzuha moved her knight to f3. "Looks like you're getting assaulted, Yuzuha-tan," he taunted as he moved his bishop to b4.
Yuzuha went pale as she realized her queen was doomed. She then chose to make an even bigger mistake and captured the pawn at e5 with her knight.
"Two free pieces for me. Check, Yuzuha-tan," Haruki sneered as he captured the queen at c3 with his bishop.
Yuzuha tearfully captured the bishop at c3 with her b-pawn as Haruki captured her knight at e5 with his knight. Yuzuha trembled in shock, before a bell suddenly started ringing.
"Looks like this round's over. Time for the boxing," Haruki maliciously grinned as Yuzuha began to have a panic attack.
What came next could only be described as a horrific slaughter. Haruki mercilessly beat Yuzuha up, but made sure she wouldn’t go down until he was satisfied with the amount of bruises he gave her. Yet he didn’t want the match to end via checkmate so he kept track of the time and delivered a knockout blow, just before the bell rang.
Yuzuha twitched in pain as the 10 count began, yet she was unable to get up in time, resulting in her losing the match.
“Ah, whittle Yuzuha-tan lost. Well that’s what happens when a little bitch like you faces a king like me. Now, time to get fucked,” Haruki sneered as he grabbed Yuzuha by her hair and began pulling off his robe with his other hand.
The full game:
White: Yuzuha Zenihara (350) Black: Haruki Kamoshida (2100)
1. e4 c5
2. d4 cxd4
3. Qxd4 Nc6
4. Qc3 e5
5. Nf3 Bb4
6. Nxe5 Bxc3+
7. bxc3 Nxe5 (Black won via KO in boxing)
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