Taking down Cringe

Cringe typed ferociously on his keyboard. "Yes! Now, Nobuto's world will become my vessel for flamewar supremacy!"

Slam!

"Kazuya Amano, you're under arrest. Check his computer for evidence," a police officer shouted.

"NO! I'LL SUE YOU FOR THIS! I'M INNOCENT! THAT BITCH ON THE NEWS IS EVIL! THAT BITCH FUMIYO'S IN ON IT TOO!" Cringe protested as he was easily dragged away.

...

At the police station, Petunia snickered as Cringe was dragged in. "Oh look, you FINALLY got arrested," she laughed.

"YOU BITCH! I'LL FLAMEWAR YOU!" Cringe shouted.

"Muzzle him, and buzz off that hideous cut," the commissioner ordered as he arrived.

He then turned to Petunia as Cringe was dragged away.

"You anticipated all this correct?"

"I mean, I'm surprised he wasn't thrown in jail after he published his blog posts in a foot thick book," Petunia glared.

"You think we can just read through that? Besides, we had no hard evidence linking him to the blog post until he blatantly spelled it out in that ego trip of his. Plus, that Jester fellow that appeared with him truly is a wanted criminal."

"Wait really? I thought it was just one of that piece of shit's dumb jokes. Anyway, I wanna film him getting booked."

"Huh? Is that why you're dressed in a latex spider suit? I know you're my beloved daughter, but I-"

"O-ne-gai?"

"Fine, but the press gets access too."

And thus, Cringe's usurping of Australialand came to an end as Richelieu, now possessing Petunia's body, was able to restore order. However, the story isn't over just yet... In fact, it's far from it, like a season far from it.

"WE BOUT TO DRAG SOMEONE NEW TO AUSTRALIALAND, BITCHES!" Petunia, now dubbing herself, Ri-chan, declared.