Possesed by the spider

"Hey Petunia, you seen Cringe lately?" Maggie asked. 

"Pretty sure he's been holed up in his dorm, but he's also been making trips to the stage. Wonder what he's doing."

"Doesn't he write a bunch of cringey fanfics? Ew, he might be bringing them to life on the stage. Someone should stop him."

"Let him do it there, not here. But if he is there, I want to take a peak in his dorm room." 

"Why?"

"To bust him for the flamewars he causes," Petunia smirked as she whipped out a badge."

Maggie began to stutter in disbelief. 

"I just bought it. But... maybe one day it'll be a real one."

"I almost had hope."

"Hmm?"

"Roux's been missing for days-"

"He's dead. Some koala killed him, remember?" 

"That thing wasn't a koala! I bet the government took him hostage and is keeping him alive."

"And time to go to sleep."

Once alone, Petunia snuck into Cringe's room only to be met with cringe. Not Cringe the man, but cringe as in cringe. Just take our word for it, it was what you'd expect from a flamewarring NEET with no morals. 

Wading through the trash, Petunia slipped and fell face-first into a puddle of ominous goo. "EW! IT'S ON MY FACE! MY... My..."

She suddenly began to shake uncontrollably before suddenly becoming cloaked in a skintight bodysuit and gaining four new fake arms meant to serve as real ones. 

"Huh? Why the hell are four of my arms limp? They just grow out of the suit and not her body? Well whatever, I got a hot new bod! TIME FOR REVENGE, YOU FAT UGLY FUCK... BITCH!"