That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Goblin?

….Aaaarrrgghhh! Damn, why does it feel like my head got torn open? Oh yeah, it did when the ceiling light smashed into my head. Never thought I’d get electrocuted to death, talk about a fatality…

…OH SHIT! That’s right I’m dead, I’m Frickkin’ dead! What a terrible way to die! Wait, what about the others? Are they okay? I hope that scene didn’t leave them with any scars, actually does that even matter anymore. I died, there’s no reason for me to have any lingering thoughts. The last thing I want is for this idiot of an otaku to haunt my old friends. Although it is a shame though, I never got to make my own game.

For now let’s focus on the main topic, where the hell am I? The surroundings are pitch black, and my head still aches. Wait, don't tell me, I’m not in hell right? Nah, there’s no-

“GGGAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! THIS IS TORTURE, YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! PLEASEEE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

…I’m in hell, oh my god, I got sent straight to hell. KAMI-SAMA! WHY!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME! IS IT BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID ON WEDNESDAYS! FORGIVE ME KAMI-SAMA! I’LL REFORM I SWEAR!

*Sniff*

Huh?

*Sniff* *Sob*

Wait, why do I hear crying? No way, am I still alive! I decided to test a theory, and now I feel stupid. Turns out my eyes were closed this whole time, however opening them is hard. Only a small crack of light is coming through. This is annoying, I got a head injury and now I’m forced to button mash to get my eyes open. Who’s the designer for this crap!?!

“*Sniff* I’m sorry, *sob* I’m so sorry. I should’ve been me, what am I gonna tell aunt and uncle?”

Taichi, don’t worry buddy, I’ll get these eyes open soon. So there I was trying to force my eyes open, my friend’s sobbing continuing to fill the room.

“Bro, Big Bro please come back! I’ll do better I swear!”

Heh, well it’s about time you gave me the proper respect and address. Very well Taichi, if that’s your wish, your big brother has returned! With renewed vigor I finally was able to force my eyes open, next up was to force a smile and tell my friend I was alright. However, fate had other plans, the ceiling of the place I was in wasn’t a hospital ceiling. I moved my hand to wipe my eyes, only to be greeted with a horrifying discovery. My hand, it was small like the hand of an infant. What’s worse was that my hand was green, I turned away in horror only to catch my gaze on a mirror. That’s when I learned the truth about my new form. I was small(the size of a baby), tubby, green, and had slightly pointed ears. Despite being able to see, my eyes were white. It was like I was one of those masked comic book heroes, yeah I wish that were the case. Can someone explain to me how I got isekai’d into the body of a goddamn goblin! Know what, I’ll be fine! If that slime guy can become overpowered then maybe I can too!

“*Sniff*...Huh?”

“Hmm?”

I turned the opposite direction of the mirror and saw the person I assumed was my pal Tai. Beside my basket-like bed was another goblin, he was the same shape and size as me albeit his skin is a lighter shade. He began to point at me and tremble.

“Bro, BIG BRO! YOU’RE ALIVE!”

“Huh? Wait, WHAT ARE YO-”

“BIG BRO!!!!”

The idiot pounced on me, I soon found myself getting covered in tears and snot. This is so gross, hey bastard you're gonna get my dry cleaning bill for this! I immediately threw the guy off me, he then went rolling into a wall like some ball. I almost thought I killed him, then he began to lift his face still covered in tears and snot.

“*Sniff* Big bro, what was that for?”

“Who the hell are you? More importantly, where am I?”

“...No way, Big bro, did the accident make you lose your memory!?!”

…Huh?