Chapter 1:
An unexpected turn
Kakegami - I eloped with a Goddess
I'm Suou and you're gonna hear this story in my voice well cuz I'm the protagonist of this story which I never thought was possible, but now it is so bear with it .I have nothing much in life and the only things I daily do is wake up at 3 pm, take a bath and eat while watching anime and then play online games and then eat dinner at 8 pm and again go back to playing games. I also doom scroll sometimes in between and finally go to sleep at between 4-5 am. And that's all of my everyday life and there's nothing much to it. Every day the same things in real life maybe just different in games which doesn't actually matter. I don't have a girlfriend or any friends not even online and... I don't know if it's realistic but I believe that one day I'll meet someone who'll love me truly and I'll love her truly and we'll be forever together happily ever after. End of story........ (Not actually, wait)
One day out of nowhere, I got myself a free trip to Tokyo, Japan. But I was sure that it's gonna be a scam when I saw the post online but I still applied and to my utter surprise I won and even received travel tickets along with free hotel stay which felt surreal, well maybe thanks to the gacha luck I had. And well I was on my way to Tokyo and it's first in a very long time I've gotten outside. It's my first time visiting Tokyo and let me tell you something interesting, I haven't even properly roamed around the town I was born and raised in. Upon reaching Tokyo I was like, woah so this is famous Tokyo. Thought my life would change from here and well it did and not in the way I thought it would.
"Ahhhh" I stretch, spreading my hands, then after putting my luggage in my hotel room, I come outside of the hotel."The air here feels different. Guess I'm in a good place at last. I hope I meet my dream girl here."Thinking that I start walking for a while to see how everything is here. After awhile I come upon a bit of mid-sized road where there were no railings, possibly a smaller side of the town. Some guys were trying to put up a store sign by climbing on a ladder as I was walking to them. Suddenly there was a slight earthquake not much but a bit and while it happened I was already on the spot where they were putting up the sign board. Because of the sudden shake the sign board slips out of the guy's hand and I was quick to notice and I moved right away. "Ah, that was close. Thanks to my quick reflex or I would've been to hospital now"And Baam! something hits me and my body flies off a few feet.My inner monologue while getting hit, "woah, that came outta nowhere, I should've noticed that and is that...that t...t..Truck-kun..."
I was sure it was not an ordinary truck. It was one of those out of an isekai anime that pops outta nowhere.
While facing the sky above and lying on the ground, "The blue sky is so beautiful today, no clouds, maybe I should have come out more often." eyes eventually closed right after thinking that...
As I open my eyes, "woah, what the...uh...what is this place, where am I? Didn't I just got hit by a truck... This...this...this isn't a hospital."I find myself standing in a place where I can't see the surroundings or anything but a shining throne before me.Right then, a pale blue-haired girl with vibrant clear blue eyes and cute as well as pretty, walks to me, she also had pink in the ends of her hair.Upon seeing her my heart started racing. "Why my heart suddenly beating so fast...maybe because I haven't seen a girl my age face-to-face for so long. Yeah, maybe that's the reason. Gotta get myself together." My inner monologue.Pale blue haired girl, "Hello, there. Don't get surprised or scared. You got clapped just a few hours ago.""Uh, what? How can this be. My my life didn't even started properly and waah." I was a guy who was so done with losing in life that it wasn't that much hard for me to accept it quickly."So, what is this place and why the heck I am here. And who in the world are you? Did you die too?""HEH, LOOK AT THE NERVE OF THIS THING. IT'S NOT EVEN BEEN A WHILE HERE AND YOU'RE ASSUMING I ALSO DIED. HUH? I CAN'T DIE, I'M GODDESS, ELITE GODDESS YUKI....AOI YUUUKIIIIIIIII..." she shouts. "I'm a goddess and you're in the place before an afterlife.""Goddess, heh" tries to hold my laughter."W-what was that, did you just laugh at me?" She looks at me angrily and is definitely pissed off."N-no, I thought"..... "uhh think of something quickly", my inner monologue. "I thought you're so pretty and you also look like one of us so... I didn't mean any offense."Yuki kinda liked getting called pretty, "o-okay I'll let that slide."My inner monologue, "so this kind of flattery works on goddess too. Although it's my first and maybe only time flattering a girl, oh she says she's goddess or whatever. I'm glad it worked or what if she threw me in hell just for that.""So, you arrived in Tokyo and arrived here on the same day. I'm getting your data right now so I'll be with you shortly.""Data? Here? She's getting my data? What is this, earth in 2010? Does she use WiFi here? Is her WiFi slow?" Suou's inner monologue.Yuki comes back, "so... It's 2025 in earth and you're 20 and....and....what is this? Why is you're life like this? Y-Y-YOU'RE A SHUT-IN NEET?""Shut-in neet!!! How can you call me a neet? I'm not a ne....." (realises), "oh, maybe I am" says to myself.Yuki says, "You had no friends, no girlfriend, never even held a girl's hand, played games all the time, lazy and you're everyday routine is same for the last few years." "This thing is worse than many I guess" ,Yuki says to herself.
Suou listens to Yuki without saying a word and kept his head a bit low. "So, what now? Do I go to heaven or something?" Asks Suou.
"Now, I'm gonna give you a few options since you haven't lived your life to the fullest... no, since you haven't lived your life at all. So do you wanna get reincarnated on earth as a newborn and start a new life or get sent to another world where you can start just the way you are now and you get to keep all your memories from earth and you'll be given something that you want which you can take it with you and the last option is to go to heaven. Your choice and let me tell you, heaven is not the way you think it is. It's actually boring and there's nothing much to do. There's nothing but bunch of old people being idle, basking in the sun all day and doing nothing. There's even no pretty girls for you there whom you can spend time with." Yuki tells Suou.
Suou gets flabbergasted after hearing Yuki and starts thinking what to choose. "Take your time, take your time and think carefully before choosing but don't take too long. I don't wanna waste my time on you." Saying that Yuki goes and sits on her throne. A glass of juice appears outta nowhere on Yuki's hand and she starts drinking it slowly while relaxing on her throne."First she tells me to take my time and then she tells me to hurry up, the heck is wrong with this girl." Suou's inner monologue.Suou's inner monologue, "Hmm...let me think, If I go back to earth, it's the same life. Go to school, then college, then get a job and die of old age. I don't wanna experience all that hardships again. And I can choose heaven after living another life too, so this option stays open always. As for getting sent to another world....sounds appealing but there are way too many perks in it. There must be a catch." "Should I ask her why there are so many perks if I choose to go to another world???....aaaah, look at her chilling so comfortably, I shouldn't disturb her. Ugh, me and my social awkwardness... Let's just do it, I'm dead anyway." Suou thinks while looking at Yuki. "Ummmm.... May I ask why are there so many good perks in choosing another world? There must be a catch right?" Suou asks Yuki hesitantly.Yuki stops sipping on her juice and says, "In that world you'd be assigned a task to take down a conqueror who has been making people suffer. And if you manage to do so you'll be granted 3 wishes by the heavens." Suou's jaw drops upon hearing that. Suou speaks upto Yuki and doesn't feel hesitation this time. Suou says, "You idiot. Do I look like I can take care of something that is so serious.""No. But there's always a possibility. You just gotta try." Says Yuki. "I don't know how I learned such wise words", Yuki tells herself. Yuki realises something and shouts, "and don't call me an idiot.""Can I take anything with me as I want if I choose go to another world? And how will I understand their language and won't they be looking like Aliens or something? And how life will be there?" Suou asks Yuki. "After becoming an adult I've never regretted on making any decisions myself. This time I won't either." Suou tells himself. Yuki seems surprised at sudden burst of questions. "You really sound smart for a shut-in neet." Suou gets irritated upon hearing Yuki's comment on him. Yuki adds, "Don't worry. You'll be sent to somewhere similar to earth but different." "She should really hear herself" Suou says to himself. "In general, You should earn something similar to points and you'll be able exchange it for skills and with that you'd face different monsters and such. Or at least, that's how it works most of the time." Yuki says. "Heh, it sounds more like an RPG game where you mainly gather wives not money." Suou replies.
"Yes, it's exactly like those games but it's in reality. So are you ready? Let me send you there and get this over with. Also ask for that one thing you wanna take with you while I'm casting the spell. Hurry up now, I don't wanna waste more time on you.""What I wanna take with me...... By every means, it's not possible for me to pull girls and I also have no idea about anything there. Which is my main concern, nope. My main concern is if I can pull girls there. So, I should take something with me that'll make my life very easy and comfortable but what can that exactly be..." Suou's inner monologue while he's thinking deeply. "Oh, the demon kings are already been defeated in most of the regular worlds and soon enough there won't be any demon or devil king emerging on any world. So I should send him to some other type of world. But which one?... Yes, there's one that needs saving." Yuki mumbling by herself. Yuki approaches Suou with a smile and says, "So, you'll be sent to a world called Nexara. From earth's view it's a futuristic world. I still have to look more into this world to give you accurate information as I haven't looked about it much." "As you go into that world, you might come across really cool gadgets. Maybe many different tasty foods. I wonder what kinds of foods, drinks and people are there." Yuki's unnecessary yapping.
As Yuki is yapping Suou's thinking, "What if I take this girl with me instead. She claims herself as goddess. If that's true, I should be easily be able to achieve everything just by throwing her at it. I'll also have a pretty girl with me as my companion. No brainer win-win situation.""I think I'm ready." Suou says."Okay, you just need to agree to these conditions." saying this Yuki holds a document like file in front of Suou. "The heck is this. Is this some corporate bullshit. Even here?" Suou exclaims with frustration."Don't worry. You don't need to worry about anything. Just sign here and it'll be okay." Yuki tells Suou."Hmph, I never even trusted my parents. How could I trust you?" saying this Suou starts going through that document."Everything's okay but what does it mean by, while shifting me into that world I might go poof if my body isn't capable of handling the shifting process. THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?" Suou shouts. "Ah, those are just useless parts. No need to read those. Trust me, just sign here. Don't worry about that part it's just gibberish. Nothing will go poof." Yuki reassures Suou.As Suou signs it, Yuki starts casting something which sounds like a spell. A golden aura starts flowing around and under Suou. Meanwhile, as Yuki's eyes were closed she opens her right eye and asks Suou, "so what do you wish to take with you?""Now, I'll make you experience why I had it so tough living." Suou's inner monologue."I choose you. I choose you to take with me." Suou says.Yuki replies, "Okay then. Good luck in your journey...Whaaaat, you can't...." Yuki also gets surrounded with the same Aura as Suou. At the same time, another girl emerges outta nowhere to fulfill Yuki's place for as long as she's away. Suou tells Yuki in a loud voice with a smirk on his face, "Don't worry. As you have put me into this, you'll experience the same things I experience.""Yuki-sama, I'll be fulfilling your place for as long as you're away", says the other girl who just appeared. "No, no, no, nooooo. It can't be happening. It should not be allowed. This cannot be possible. You can't be serious. No waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy." Yuki screams while getting sent to Nexara.
"How many of you are even there" Suou shouts after seeing the other goddess while getting sent to Nexara.
*And thus our story began*
One day out of nowhere, I got myself a free trip to Tokyo, Japan. But I was sure that it's gonna be a scam when I saw the post online but I still applied and to my utter surprise I won and even received travel tickets along with free hotel stay which felt surreal, well maybe thanks to the gacha luck I had. And well I was on my way to Tokyo and it's first in a very long time I've gotten outside. It's my first time visiting Tokyo and let me tell you something interesting, I haven't even properly roamed around the town I was born and raised in. Upon reaching Tokyo I was like, woah so this is famous Tokyo. Thought my life would change from here and well it did and not in the way I thought it would.
"Ahhhh" I stretch, spreading my hands, then after putting my luggage in my hotel room, I come outside of the hotel."The air here feels different. Guess I'm in a good place at last. I hope I meet my dream girl here."Thinking that I start walking for a while to see how everything is here. After awhile I come upon a bit of mid-sized road where there were no railings, possibly a smaller side of the town. Some guys were trying to put up a store sign by climbing on a ladder as I was walking to them. Suddenly there was a slight earthquake not much but a bit and while it happened I was already on the spot where they were putting up the sign board. Because of the sudden shake the sign board slips out of the guy's hand and I was quick to notice and I moved right away. "Ah, that was close. Thanks to my quick reflex or I would've been to hospital now"And Baam! something hits me and my body flies off a few feet.My inner monologue while getting hit, "woah, that came outta nowhere, I should've noticed that and is that...that t...t..Truck-kun..."
I was sure it was not an ordinary truck. It was one of those out of an isekai anime that pops outta nowhere.
While facing the sky above and lying on the ground, "The blue sky is so beautiful today, no clouds, maybe I should have come out more often." eyes eventually closed right after thinking that...
As I open my eyes, "woah, what the...uh...what is this place, where am I? Didn't I just got hit by a truck... This...this...this isn't a hospital."I find myself standing in a place where I can't see the surroundings or anything but a shining throne before me.Right then, a pale blue-haired girl with vibrant clear blue eyes and cute as well as pretty, walks to me, she also had pink in the ends of her hair.Upon seeing her my heart started racing. "Why my heart suddenly beating so fast...maybe because I haven't seen a girl my age face-to-face for so long. Yeah, maybe that's the reason. Gotta get myself together." My inner monologue.Pale blue haired girl, "Hello, there. Don't get surprised or scared. You got clapped just a few hours ago.""Uh, what? How can this be. My my life didn't even started properly and waah." I was a guy who was so done with losing in life that it wasn't that much hard for me to accept it quickly."So, what is this place and why the heck I am here. And who in the world are you? Did you die too?""HEH, LOOK AT THE NERVE OF THIS THING. IT'S NOT EVEN BEEN A WHILE HERE AND YOU'RE ASSUMING I ALSO DIED. HUH? I CAN'T DIE, I'M GODDESS, ELITE GODDESS YUKI....AOI YUUUKIIIIIIIII..." she shouts. "I'm a goddess and you're in the place before an afterlife.""Goddess, heh" tries to hold my laughter."W-what was that, did you just laugh at me?" She looks at me angrily and is definitely pissed off."N-no, I thought"..... "uhh think of something quickly", my inner monologue. "I thought you're so pretty and you also look like one of us so... I didn't mean any offense."Yuki kinda liked getting called pretty, "o-okay I'll let that slide."My inner monologue, "so this kind of flattery works on goddess too. Although it's my first and maybe only time flattering a girl, oh she says she's goddess or whatever. I'm glad it worked or what if she threw me in hell just for that.""So, you arrived in Tokyo and arrived here on the same day. I'm getting your data right now so I'll be with you shortly.""Data? Here? She's getting my data? What is this, earth in 2010? Does she use WiFi here? Is her WiFi slow?" Suou's inner monologue.Yuki comes back, "so... It's 2025 in earth and you're 20 and....and....what is this? Why is you're life like this? Y-Y-YOU'RE A SHUT-IN NEET?""Shut-in neet!!! How can you call me a neet? I'm not a ne....." (realises), "oh, maybe I am" says to myself.Yuki says, "You had no friends, no girlfriend, never even held a girl's hand, played games all the time, lazy and you're everyday routine is same for the last few years." "This thing is worse than many I guess" ,Yuki says to herself.
Suou listens to Yuki without saying a word and kept his head a bit low. "So, what now? Do I go to heaven or something?" Asks Suou.
"Now, I'm gonna give you a few options since you haven't lived your life to the fullest... no, since you haven't lived your life at all. So do you wanna get reincarnated on earth as a newborn and start a new life or get sent to another world where you can start just the way you are now and you get to keep all your memories from earth and you'll be given something that you want which you can take it with you and the last option is to go to heaven. Your choice and let me tell you, heaven is not the way you think it is. It's actually boring and there's nothing much to do. There's nothing but bunch of old people being idle, basking in the sun all day and doing nothing. There's even no pretty girls for you there whom you can spend time with." Yuki tells Suou.
Suou gets flabbergasted after hearing Yuki and starts thinking what to choose. "Take your time, take your time and think carefully before choosing but don't take too long. I don't wanna waste my time on you." Saying that Yuki goes and sits on her throne. A glass of juice appears outta nowhere on Yuki's hand and she starts drinking it slowly while relaxing on her throne."First she tells me to take my time and then she tells me to hurry up, the heck is wrong with this girl." Suou's inner monologue.Suou's inner monologue, "Hmm...let me think, If I go back to earth, it's the same life. Go to school, then college, then get a job and die of old age. I don't wanna experience all that hardships again. And I can choose heaven after living another life too, so this option stays open always. As for getting sent to another world....sounds appealing but there are way too many perks in it. There must be a catch." "Should I ask her why there are so many perks if I choose to go to another world???....aaaah, look at her chilling so comfortably, I shouldn't disturb her. Ugh, me and my social awkwardness... Let's just do it, I'm dead anyway." Suou thinks while looking at Yuki. "Ummmm.... May I ask why are there so many good perks in choosing another world? There must be a catch right?" Suou asks Yuki hesitantly.Yuki stops sipping on her juice and says, "In that world you'd be assigned a task to take down a conqueror who has been making people suffer. And if you manage to do so you'll be granted 3 wishes by the heavens." Suou's jaw drops upon hearing that. Suou speaks upto Yuki and doesn't feel hesitation this time. Suou says, "You idiot. Do I look like I can take care of something that is so serious.""No. But there's always a possibility. You just gotta try." Says Yuki. "I don't know how I learned such wise words", Yuki tells herself. Yuki realises something and shouts, "and don't call me an idiot.""Can I take anything with me as I want if I choose go to another world? And how will I understand their language and won't they be looking like Aliens or something? And how life will be there?" Suou asks Yuki. "After becoming an adult I've never regretted on making any decisions myself. This time I won't either." Suou tells himself. Yuki seems surprised at sudden burst of questions. "You really sound smart for a shut-in neet." Suou gets irritated upon hearing Yuki's comment on him. Yuki adds, "Don't worry. You'll be sent to somewhere similar to earth but different." "She should really hear herself" Suou says to himself. "In general, You should earn something similar to points and you'll be able exchange it for skills and with that you'd face different monsters and such. Or at least, that's how it works most of the time." Yuki says. "Heh, it sounds more like an RPG game where you mainly gather wives not money." Suou replies.
"Yes, it's exactly like those games but it's in reality. So are you ready? Let me send you there and get this over with. Also ask for that one thing you wanna take with you while I'm casting the spell. Hurry up now, I don't wanna waste more time on you.""What I wanna take with me...... By every means, it's not possible for me to pull girls and I also have no idea about anything there. Which is my main concern, nope. My main concern is if I can pull girls there. So, I should take something with me that'll make my life very easy and comfortable but what can that exactly be..." Suou's inner monologue while he's thinking deeply. "Oh, the demon kings are already been defeated in most of the regular worlds and soon enough there won't be any demon or devil king emerging on any world. So I should send him to some other type of world. But which one?... Yes, there's one that needs saving." Yuki mumbling by herself. Yuki approaches Suou with a smile and says, "So, you'll be sent to a world called Nexara. From earth's view it's a futuristic world. I still have to look more into this world to give you accurate information as I haven't looked about it much." "As you go into that world, you might come across really cool gadgets. Maybe many different tasty foods. I wonder what kinds of foods, drinks and people are there." Yuki's unnecessary yapping.
As Yuki is yapping Suou's thinking, "What if I take this girl with me instead. She claims herself as goddess. If that's true, I should be easily be able to achieve everything just by throwing her at it. I'll also have a pretty girl with me as my companion. No brainer win-win situation.""I think I'm ready." Suou says."Okay, you just need to agree to these conditions." saying this Yuki holds a document like file in front of Suou. "The heck is this. Is this some corporate bullshit. Even here?" Suou exclaims with frustration."Don't worry. You don't need to worry about anything. Just sign here and it'll be okay." Yuki tells Suou."Hmph, I never even trusted my parents. How could I trust you?" saying this Suou starts going through that document."Everything's okay but what does it mean by, while shifting me into that world I might go poof if my body isn't capable of handling the shifting process. THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?" Suou shouts. "Ah, those are just useless parts. No need to read those. Trust me, just sign here. Don't worry about that part it's just gibberish. Nothing will go poof." Yuki reassures Suou.As Suou signs it, Yuki starts casting something which sounds like a spell. A golden aura starts flowing around and under Suou. Meanwhile, as Yuki's eyes were closed she opens her right eye and asks Suou, "so what do you wish to take with you?""Now, I'll make you experience why I had it so tough living." Suou's inner monologue."I choose you. I choose you to take with me." Suou says.Yuki replies, "Okay then. Good luck in your journey...Whaaaat, you can't...." Yuki also gets surrounded with the same Aura as Suou. At the same time, another girl emerges outta nowhere to fulfill Yuki's place for as long as she's away. Suou tells Yuki in a loud voice with a smirk on his face, "Don't worry. As you have put me into this, you'll experience the same things I experience.""Yuki-sama, I'll be fulfilling your place for as long as you're away", says the other girl who just appeared. "No, no, no, nooooo. It can't be happening. It should not be allowed. This cannot be possible. You can't be serious. No waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy." Yuki screams while getting sent to Nexara.
"How many of you are even there" Suou shouts after seeing the other goddess while getting sent to Nexara.
*And thus our story began*
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