"The Smartest Cryptozoologist Ever"

I’m waking up to the sound of test tubes crashing on the floor. I have to walk downstairs to see what is happening. Probably Gil was having his anger tantrums and what not. I’m running downstairs. I’m nervous.

“Hey!! What the hell? Gil!!”

“F*ck!” he says as he throws another test tube against the wall, shattering it in to bits.

“What did you do, Gil?”

“I messed up the experiment.”

“Oh, that’s a wonderful way to express your anger! Go right ahead,” I say sarcastically.

“Thanks, Janet!” he says as he threw another beaker.

“You are the dumbest cryptozoologist ever,” I mumble.

“What?”

“Nothing. I said, you are the smartest cryptozoologist ever.”