Chapter 8:

8-The Vibrating Washer and the Sticky Situation

Chimera-chan Can’t Be Tamed!


It was a hot humid afternoon.
The shop's washing machine—a rusty hunk of metal from the 1980s—gave a final death rattle.
KA-CHUNK. PFFFT. Smoke poured out from in it.

Chi-chan: "NO! My limited edition magical pantsu are trapped inside! They are wet and unwashed!"

Rinka: "It’s dead and even motor burned out."

Poko: "Don't worry! I can wash it! I saw a washing machine catalog yesterday!"

Poko grabbed a leaf and placed it on her head.
Poko: "Transformation Magic: TYPE-X TURBO WASHER!"

POOF.

Poko transformed into a Washing Machine.
But... she retained her "Poko-ness." The machine was fluffy, It had raccoon ears on the control panel and the "door" on the front was soft and squishy.

Poko (Machine Form): "I am ready! Load me up, Chi-chan! Fill me with your dirty things!"

Chi-chan: "Ugh. This feels wrong...but I have no choice."

Chi-chan grabbed a basket of dirty laundry and approached the Poko-Machine.

Chi-chan: "Open wide, Poko."

Poko (Machine Form): "Ahhh... be gentle! Don't shove it all in at once!"

Chi-chan: "Shut up! If I don't force it, it won't fit! You have too much stuff in here already!"

[Outside the Shop - The Street]

A young Delivery Boy was walking up to the front door with a package. He froze when he heard the voices coming through the thin wooden walls.

Poko (Voice): "Ooh! Ah! Not there! That’s my sensitive sensor!"

Chi-chan (Voice): "Stop wiggling! I’m trying to put it in the hole! Just take it!"

Delivery Boy: (Blushing furiously) "W-What kind of shop is this?!"

[Back Inside]

Chi-chan managed to stuff the clothes into Poko.

Rinka: "We need detergent."

Rinka pulled out a bottle of glowing pink liquid. "Slime-Eel Lubricant."

Chi-chan: "That’s not soap! That’s for greasing tank treads!"

Rinka: "It removes stains."
(Rinka pours the whole bottle into Poko).

Poko (Machine Form): "Hiyaaaa! It’s cold! And slimy! It’s going into my gears!"

Rinka: "Start the cycle. Heavy Duty Spin."

Rinka turned the dial on Poko’s "face."

VROOOOOOOM.

Poko started to vibrate. Violently.
The "Slime-Eel Liquid" reacted with Poko’s Tanuki magic. It created an explosion of super-slick bubbles.

Poko (Machine Form): "I can't control the speed! I’m vibrating too hard! My drum is going crazy!"

The vibration was so strong that Poko-Machine started hopping across the floor.

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP.

Chi-chan: "Get back here! You are making floor wet everywhere!"

Poko (Machine Form): "I’m overflowing! It’s coming out!"

A massive wave of pink foam exploded from Poko’s lid. It covered the floor instantly.
Chi-chan tried to run, but the floor was now coated in Slime-Eel Lubricant.

SLIP.

Chi-chan: "WHOA!"

Chi-chan slipped. She flew forward.
She crashed face-first into the front of the vibrating Poko-Machine.
Because of the suction, she got stuck.

Chi-chan: "I’M STUCK! IT’S SUCKING ME IN!"

Poko (Machine Form): " Get off, Chi-chan!"

Chi-chan: "I CAN'T! IT’S SHAKING MY WHOLE BODY! EVERYTHING IS SPINNING! RINKAAAAA!"

Rinka: (Standing on a dry box, smiling and filming with her phone) "Ehehe Excellent content."

Baku-chan walked in, sleepy as usual.
She saw a Washing Machine with raccoon ears bouncing around the room, spewing pink slime, with a crying Chimera girl stuck to the front of it, vibrating at high speeds.

Baku-chan: "Is this... a new ride?"

Chi-chan: "HELP ME! GRAB MY LEGS AND PULL! PULL ME OUT!"

Baku-chan grabbed Chi-chan’s legs. She pulled.
SQUELCH.
It was too slippery and Baku-chan slipped. Her head slid right between Chi-chan’s legs.

Chi-chan: "GYAAH! PERVERT! WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR FACE?!"

Baku-chan: "It’s so dark and slimy here... ..."

[Outside the Shop]

The Delivery Boy was now trembling with fear .

Chi-chan (Voice): "IT’S TOO FAST! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!"
Poko (Voice): "I’M GONNA EXPLODE!"
Chi-chan (Voice): "NOOOO!"

KA-BOOM!

A sound of an explosion rocked the building.

[Inside the Shop]

The Poko-Machine had exploded (reverted to human form).
The room was covered in white and pink foam.

Poko (Human) was lying on her back, dizzy, eyes spinning. She was covered in foam.
Chi-chan was lying on top of her, completely tangled in wet clothes with a pair of panties was stuck to her face.
Baku-chan was face-down in the foam, blowing bubbles.

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